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Don't EVEN get me STARTED

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Category
The Founders Inn Pub
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35
Created
06.11.2018
Author
hollisterjeans
Pia Margrethe
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
Pia Margrethe
05.12.2018 10:02:17
Pia Margrethe
Don't even get me started about shoes laces! They break at the worst possible times, lose their tippets, and are hazhardous if and when they become untied. Shoe manufacturers give little attention to their quality, so they are often unfit for purpose. They take them away from you in jail, which makes prisoners shuffle and look unkept and guilty. Don't get me started about shoe laces!

Next subject: dress sizes.

05.12.2018 10:02:17
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Shiz_Briz
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
Shiz_Briz
05.12.2018 10:55:56
Shiz_Briz
Don't even get me started about dress sizes. How exactly are they determined? Who determines them? They aren't the size of your waist, your bust or your height. So how exactly are they determined? How do you just look at a person and know their dress size? And why numbers instead of funky names? Don't even get me started about people so obsessed with being a particular dress size they start doing things unhealthy for them and harming their bodies. Also, the self esteem others put real effort in chipping away from a person who isn't a particular dress size. Hell let's say no to dress sizes and simply tie a fabric across our bodies or go the way we were meant to be, the way we were born. 

Don't get me started about bubble gum wrap

05.12.2018 10:55:56

Pia Margrethe
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109160
Posts: 15842
Atheista
Pia Margrethe
09.12.2018 11:26:24
Pia Margrethe
Don't even get me started on bubble gum wrap. The stuff inside is hard and dry and can break your teeth. The jokes were ancient and unfunny when they were written. Who the hellis Bazooka Joe? And the paper is not easily biodegradable. So, don't even get me started on the stuff.

And don't get me started on bubble wrap, either.

Bubble wrap

09.12.2018 11:26:24
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Shiz_Briz
Shiz_Briz
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69115
Reputation: 33044
Posts: 1493
Freethinkerland
Shiz_Briz
10.12.2018 09:22:43
Shiz_Briz
Don't even get me started on bubble wrap. They are temptation personified. How do they expect to protect what they are wrapped with when they keep tempting me to pop all the bubbles. They are a horrible drug, you can't ever get enough. They high is amazing while you pop the bubbles but once you're done, the downer is immediate and you need more bubbles. Why do the bubbles finish? Why can't we have more bubbles? Why don't they regenerate? Why?????????

Next: tear off calendars 

10.12.2018 09:22:43

Voodoolady23
Voodoolady23
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5520
Reputation: 4409
Posts: 150
Agnostica
Voodoolady23
16.06.2019 03:58:13
Voodoolady23
Don't even get me started on tear-off calendars. Those bloody things are a nightmare waiting to happen. The amount of paper cuts I've had and the fact that they're wasting trees. Imagine if someone had haemophilia and got a paper cut from tearing a month out. It would be the first time a calendar has been accused of murder. 

Next: kale. 

16.06.2019 03:58:13

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