Granted Wishes with a Catch.

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Millsology
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Atheista
12.08.2021 00:33:45
Icy Flowers

You can travel anywhere you want for free, but you have to take a really cramped bus the whole way and there's ALWAYS a big, smelly, loud bald guy sitting next to you.

I wish the moon WAS made of cheese

12.08.2021 00:33:45
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Secville
12.08.2021 00:44:04
AuntieLice

The Moon was made out of cheese, but it ended up melting all over the Earth, turned into black mold and killed everyone from pneumonia.

I wish I could be young forever

12.08.2021 00:44:04
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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Atheista
12.08.2021 00:57:14
Icy Flowers

You're young forever- specifically about five. You watch everyone you know and love grow old and die around you, time after time. Your mind is young and malleable, and so you learn many things, but there comes a time when you cannot find any new things to learn. You travel as much as you can looking like a five year old and do all the things you wish you could, maybe even going into space with yet another family which will one day grow old and die and leave you behind. You don't know how long you've lived anymore by the time you begin to feel that you've learned everything you could want to learn, seen everything you've wanted to see and done everything you've wanted to do, but you do know that you are bored. Very, very bored. No matter what happens, you don't age and you can't die. You are bored for all time. Even the heat death of the universe leaves you behind- a bored, lonely five year old.

I wish I hadn't wrote that, it made me sad

12.08.2021 00:57:14
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Secville
12.08.2021 01:52:22
AuntieLice

Whew that was depressing to read, let me make another wish.

I wish artists would stop putting features on their albums

12.08.2021 01:52:22
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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Posts 1147
Atheista
12.08.2021 01:55:11
Icy Flowers

Artists stop putting features on their albums... because they stop releasing any albums at all :(

I wish all art was treated with respect

12.08.2021 01:55:11
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Citizen

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Sex Appeal 170105
Reputation 78984
Posts 2457
Secville
12.08.2021 02:02:34
AuntieLice

All art gets treated with respect because there are only 100 people on the planet interested in art so less art is created and there's not many people to discuss it with.

I wish all the video games were free.

12.08.2021 02:02:34
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Citizen

Level 38
Sex Appeal 40547
Reputation 19217
Posts 1147
Atheista
12.08.2021 02:14:04
Icy Flowers

All video games are free, but the only new video games are bejeweled clones from now on.

I wish space travel was easy and affordable

12.08.2021 02:14:04
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Citizen

Level 60
Sex Appeal 170105
Reputation 78984
Posts 2457
Secville
12.08.2021 11:39:40
AuntieLice

Space travel is easy and affordable, but in return it destroyes our environment and kills off all the animal species which leads to our demise.

I wish the pandemic never happened.

12.08.2021 11:39:40
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Citizen

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Sex Appeal 40547
Reputation 19217
Posts 1147
Atheista
12.08.2021 20:22:24
Icy Flowers

The pandemic never happened... but World War Three broke out and even more people ended up dying.

I wish the heat would go away

12.08.2021 20:22:24
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Freethinkerland
12.08.2021 21:47:21
CinnamonSugar

The heat went away so much that now there's an ice age. Millions of people die because they can't stay warm, they struggle to obtain food, etc.

I wish ice cream had 0 calories. 

12.08.2021 21:47:21
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