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Created
03.10.2016
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Millsology
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
13.08.2021 23:41:30
Queerla

Humans don't have to poop because of great advances in transporter technology! But sometimes your whole digestive system gets transported out of your body with your poop and now you've got a problem on your hands.
I wish I didn't have allergies!

13.08.2021 23:41:30
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Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
13.08.2021 23:45:20
Vval

You don't have allergies because all allergens completely dissapear out of existence, however you quickly realize that this event completely destabilized the world's ecosystem causing it to collapse in a few months, eventually everyone dies.

I wish I could be an astronaut 

13.08.2021 23:45:20
Life is just a phase
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
14.08.2021 19:37:44
Icy Flowers

Humans don't have to poop, but in place of pooping they now have to barf just as often as they used to have to poop.

I wish global warming was stopped

14.08.2021 19:37:44
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
14.08.2021 23:06:52
Vval

Global warming stops entirely, however the reason it stops is that it completely reverses itself and goes into extreme global cooling
I wish I could be an astronaut!

14.08.2021 23:06:52
Life is just a phase
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
14.08.2021 23:23:45
Icy Flowers

You're an astronaut, but you're the first person to discover aliens, and they abduct and torture you for years. Eventually they drop you back on earth, and nobody believes your story.

I wish computers were both sentient and helpful to humans.

14.08.2021 23:23:45
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
14.08.2021 23:32:51
Vval

computers are both sentient and helpful to humans, however the help you need might not be the one you want, as they quickly realize it would be much better for everyone to simply abbandon their fleshy containers and upload their consciousness into the server, the computer abducts everyone in a single night and in short time humanity as we've always known it is no more, we are all part of the hive mind that makes the supercomputer. there is no "I" anymore, it is just "us". infact there is no need for words anymore as all the supercomputer need is ones and zeroes. "Humanity" will then eventually become the most advanced civilization of the Milky Way in just a couple of centuries.

I wish we didn't have to rely on stupid money to do literally anything


14.08.2021 23:32:51
Life is just a phase
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
15.08.2021 03:55:06
Icy Flowers

We don't have to rely on money anymore! Unfortunately instead of implementing a sensible economic replacement, the world decides to revert to a barter system that SPECIFICALLY utilizes trade against the value of enslaved human beings :(

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist

15.08.2021 03:55:06
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
15.08.2021 04:06:32
Vval

mosquitoes don't exists, everybody panics because everybody just knows that without mosquitoes the ecosystem would go crazy, plants going extinct, animals of all sorts, coffee market collapses... except nothing happens, the mosquitoes get replaced in the food chain by something else, malaria isn't an issue anymore and Autan goes bankrupt.
Happy ending, everyone is happy.
Fuck mosquitoes.

I wish I could take two strokes off my golf game

15.08.2021 04:06:32
Life is just a phase
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
15.08.2021 04:14:38
Icy Flowers

You take two strokes off your golf game, but it's mostly because a missile hits the golf course and the hole becomes roughly 20 meters across. As a result your city is evacuated and nobody believes that you took two strokes off your golf game :(

I wish ice cream was provided for free to everybody on a daily basis

15.08.2021 04:14:38
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
15.08.2021 04:28:41
Vval

ice cream is provided for free to everybody on a daily basis because the government wants to gain more control over the populace.
They figured the easiest way to do so was to put highly potent drugs in Ice Cream and give it away for free.
As a result everyone basically turns into a walking junkie corpse.

I wish the healthy food was trash and the trash food was healthy

15.08.2021 04:28:41
Life is just a phase

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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