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15.08.2021 04:31:05
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The healthy food is trash and the trash food is healthy, but the new "healthy" food starts to taste really, really bad after you've had it once, until basically all foods taste bad, regardless of being healthy or not :(

I wish I had a cookie

15.08.2021 04:31:05
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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15.08.2021 04:33:25
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You have a cookie

It has raisins instead of choclate chips.

I wish I could become a twitch streamer

15.08.2021 04:33:25
Life is just a phase
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15.08.2021 04:38:25
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You become a twitch streamer. Your career lasts three years, four months, and two days. You have three subscribers at the end of this run, when twitch bans you. You never learn why.

I wish every movie had subtitles.

15.08.2021 04:38:25
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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15.08.2021 04:42:16
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Every movie now has subtitles but to the wrong movie.

I wish the 80's had a comeback




15.08.2021 04:42:16
Life is just a phase
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15.08.2021 04:45:59
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The 80s have a comeback. Unfortunately, so does the relatively increased racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

I wish heavy metal had the popularity of pop music

15.08.2021 04:45:59
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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15.08.2021 04:51:39
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Heavy Metal has the popularity of pop music
Unfortunately this means the record companies now start treating Heavy metal as they did before with pop, turning it into a contrived, boring and souless music genre that has no actual resonance to you.
You eventually start looking for new music in the underground scene and find what will become your new favourite album:
"Changes, by Justin Bieber"

I wish Heelys became cool

15.08.2021 04:51:39
Life is just a phase
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15.08.2021 04:57:13
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Heelys are cool, but they become cool enough that they're mass-produced by a huge number of shoe companies, and eventually the most popular company realizes they can make a TON of money by selling heelys where the wheel breaks every two weeks and you have to buy a replacement.

I wish every restaurant served pizza in addition to their normal menu.

15.08.2021 04:57:13
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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15.08.2021 05:05:28
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Pretty much every restaurant serves pizza in addition to their normal menu, in fact it is part of their normal menu.
You realize you now live in Italy, you can't move to another country because your job pays you less than the minimum wage despite you working 12hrs a day, you try finding a new job but soon realize they're pretty much all the same. nothing really "works" in Italy, beurocracy is a mess, corruption is a given everything sucks.

except the food.

I wish I could get the hell away from Italy 

15.08.2021 05:05:28
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15.08.2021 05:11:03
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You get the hell away from italy, but now you have to live in america, where basically nothing is different except roughly 60% of the population hates you for no reason :(

I wish every tv show was good

15.08.2021 05:11:03
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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15.08.2021 05:21:39
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Hey I mean 60% is still better than 80% I'll take it lol
Every tv show is good now
There is only one channel that only streams from 9am till 4pm with a two hour lunch break. also no weekends

I wish trees grew on money

15.08.2021 05:21:39
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The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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