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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
10.08.2021 22:01:31
CinnamonSugar

Your cat is now a goddess & you are her servant. She commands you to lick her fur clean for her multiple times a day.

I want a car.

10.08.2021 22:01:31
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
10.08.2021 22:03:54
AuntieLice

You have a car, but you can't fit in it.

I want the whitest teeth ever.

10.08.2021 22:03:54
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3227755
Reputation: 314054
Posts: 6736
Freethinkerland
10.08.2021 22:22:43
CinnamonSugar

Your teeth are the whitest teeth ever for 12 hours. Then, they all fall out.

I want to travel to the moon.

10.08.2021 22:22:43
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
10.08.2021 22:38:39
Icy Flowers

You travel to the moon, but you forget your spacesuit and die almost immediately.

I wish for a very nice mug of hot chocolate

10.08.2021 22:38:39
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
11.08.2021 00:08:58
AuntieLice

You get a nice mug of hot chocolate, but after you finish drinking it you find roaches on the bottom of the mug.

I wish the pandemic would be finally over.

11.08.2021 00:08:58
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
009
009
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1256
Reputation: 1096
Posts: 46
Secville
11.08.2021 07:31:58
009

the pandemic is cured by mass extinction! hooray! :)

i wish i could have a relaxing nap but nothing would go wrong

11.08.2021 07:31:58
hi i am leo
20
he/they
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
11.08.2021 11:40:56
AuntieLice

You have a nap and nothing goes wrong except for the fact that you don't ever wake up from it

I wish I could have 20 cats

11.08.2021 11:40:56
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
009
009
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1256
Reputation: 1096
Posts: 46
Secville
11.08.2021 23:39:46
009

dam ok.
ur wish granted! u have 20 cats now, except they are all varieties of wild cats - tigers, leopards, lynxes, jaguars, lions, cheetas, etc. they kill u one day while u try to play with them :(

i wish i could eat some tuna nigiri and not die from it, whats the catch

11.08.2021 23:39:46
hi i am leo
20
he/they
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
12.08.2021 00:15:32
Icy Flowers

You don't die from it, but you get some crazy new form of food poisoning which manages to affect your brain chemistry and drives you insane. As a result of your delicious nigiri, you kill all your friends and family until you are left alone, still alive, burdened by the knowledge of what you've done.

I wish for a really nice pillow

12.08.2021 00:15:32
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
12.08.2021 00:30:04
AuntieLice

You get a really nice pillow, but you get lice from it and you end up having to cut off your hair and it never grows back.

I wish I could travel anywhere I want for free.

12.08.2021 00:30:04
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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