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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.08.2021 17:03:32
Icy Flowers

You can have nice things, but only temporarily. The government rotates all nice things in the state throughout the population on a weekly basis, meaning that after your week is done, it will probably be YEARS before you see nice things again.

I wish diamonds weren't ridiculously overpriced

18.08.2021 17:03:32
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403279
Reputation: 102887
Posts: 1949
Atheista

wish granted, you have been transported back in time to the cretaceous period and now diamonds are not priced at all.

I wish I could stop time

18.08.2021 17:16:05
*hands you a monster*
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.08.2021 17:39:01
Icy Flowers

You can stop time, but you can never restart it. You live in an endless, timeless limbo from which there is no escape. Unless Jotaro and Dio show up, I guess, but if that happens you're probably gonna die anyways.

I wish donkey kong would smash one of his barrels over my head, killing me instantly.

18.08.2021 17:39:01
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403279
Reputation: 102887
Posts: 1949
Atheista

wish granted, donkey kong smashed one of his barrels over your head, killing you instantly, but in that instant i stopped time and now you are forever in the excruciating middle of getting your skull crushed

I wish I could run my hands over Dio's back muscles like please

18.08.2021 17:57:20
*hands you a monster*
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.08.2021 18:11:32
Icy Flowers

You can run your hands over Dio's back muscles, but it turns out Dio hates water after the whole coffin under the sea thing and he refuses to wash himself, so not only is the smell AWFUL, he's weirdly slimy and you just can't seem to get that off your hands.

I wish I could hang out with Jolyne Kujo

18.08.2021 18:11:32
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403279
Reputation: 102887
Posts: 1949
Atheista

WOW okay, as if the Dio slime isn't the best part
wish granted you can hang out with Jolyne Kujo, but surprise surprise, it's because you're in prison and then you get targeted by Miu Miu and can no longer remember you hung out with Jolyne

I wish the trash I gotta take to the dumpster would just throw itself out

18.08.2021 18:21:22
*hands you a monster*
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
19.08.2021 01:31:18
Queerla

The trash will throw itself out because all trash in the world has become SENTIENT and once it throws itself out it comes back and throws US out and suddenly there's sooooo many people blinking, confused, in the middle of a landfill.

I wish I could get an actually decent night's sleep instead of being awake with dread and anxiety.

19.08.2021 01:31:18
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
19.08.2021 02:08:21
Icy Flowers

You get a decent night's sleep, but when you wake up it turns out the anxiety was actually kinda on point, and everything you were anxious about happening... does, no matter how unrealistic. Oof.

I wish I knew how to speak every language on Earth.

19.08.2021 02:08:21
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
「DECADANCE」- Counting Goats... if I can't be yours-
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 403279
Reputation: 102887
Posts: 1949
Atheista

wish granted. you can speak every language on earth, however you cannot understand them, just speak them if that makes sense. you still think in your first language, and you can will the words to come out of your mouth in another language, but you cant understand the meaning when other people speak to you in a language other than your first

i wish I could remember to take my thermos home

19.08.2021 15:29:39
*hands you a monster*
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
19.08.2021 15:36:03
Icy Flowers

You remember to take your thermos home, but start to forget to take it anywhere else. :(

I wish a good stew took less time to prepare

19.08.2021 15:36:03
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

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Bimbo City

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