Granted Wishes with a Catch.

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Freethinkerland
30.08.2021 17:16:38
Vval

I swear those things were like drugs for kids 
you have a theme song that plays whenever you show up, like literally everytime... it's always the same one... it's really up-beat and obnoxious power-puff girls style... like immagine that at a funeral or something... idk like are you sure?

I wish I wasn't born in the 90's

30.08.2021 17:16:38
Life is just a phase
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Atheista
30.08.2021 17:23:24
Icy Flowers

you weren't born in the 1990s, but you WERE born in the 1790s. Have fun with the industrial revolution, I guess?

I wish I wasn't so goddamn tired

30.08.2021 17:23:24
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Freethinkerland
30.08.2021 18:23:40
Vval

you aren't so goddamn tired, you are never tired, you are literally constantly hyper-active and there is nothing you can do to calm down, sleep? you have no idea what that means anymore


I wish I was Elon Musk

30.08.2021 18:23:40
Life is just a phase
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Atheista
30.08.2021 18:32:12
Icy Flowers

No part of that sounds like a bad thing to me, honestly

You are now Elon Musk. Half of America idolizes you, the other half hates you. You get to live as Elon Musk for like a year before someone hacks one of your spaceships to crash into your house while you're sleeping.

I wish nobody was Elon Musk

30.08.2021 18:32:12
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Freethinkerland
30.08.2021 18:41:56
Vval

Nobody is Elon Musk, not even Elon Musk
Now Jeff Bezos is unrivalled and is finally able to conquer the world

I wish I had an original idea for this thread



30.08.2021 18:41:56
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Atheista
30.08.2021 20:16:00
Icy Flowers

You have an original idea, but nobody can come up with a response, and the thread goes dead :(

I wish college wasn't stressful

30.08.2021 20:16:00
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Freethinkerland
30.08.2021 21:10:01
Vval

college isn't stressful but now it takes you 20 years to complete your education
I wish I was constantly under perfect lighting 

30.08.2021 21:10:01
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Atheista
30.08.2021 21:15:53
Icy Flowers

You are constantly under perfect lighting, but the lighting doesn't adjust to the time of day, so you have perfect lighting... shining down into your face making it impossible to sleep. Even when it's not sleepy times, the bags under your eyes make the lighting almost a moot point.

I wish I had the money to support myself comfortably

30.08.2021 21:15:53
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
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Freethinkerland
30.08.2021 21:19:39
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you have the money to support yourself comfortably but only because you started working in human trafficking... I'll leave out the details this time

I wish I was a tik toker

30.08.2021 21:19:39
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Atheista
30.08.2021 21:29:49
Icy Flowers

You're a tik toker. Unfortunately, that means you're a tik toker. Truly, tragic.

I wish I didn't get migraines when trying to do schoolwork

30.08.2021 21:29:49
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.

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