Granted Wishes with a Catch.

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510
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Citizen

Level 31
Sex Appeal 23672
Reputation 14740
Posts 103
08.05.2022 12:15:26
EvieBot

granted! but you can only hear when someone’s thinking something bad about you

i wish i could speak to animals

08.05.2022 12:15:26
die cry hate <3
Legal Alien

Level 11
Sex Appeal 1264
Reputation 1252
Posts 11
08.05.2022 22:01:35
Piscea

Granted but you can only speak with deadly animals.

I wish I could have all the time in the world.

08.05.2022 22:01:35
"Bff, the only time i want to hear you saying 'The One' is if it's followed by the word 'Hundredth'."
Citizen

Level 29
Sex Appeal 18233
Reputation 9688
Posts 30
08.05.2022 22:06:59
MothmansSpouse

Granted, but time moves so slowly for you that it seems like the world is zipping by around you.

I wish I could shapeshift.

08.05.2022 22:06:59
they/them
Citizen

Level 15
Sex Appeal 2708
Reputation 2751
Posts 17
08.05.2022 22:58:42
skrotfish

granted, but you can only transform into kitchen utensils.

I wish I owned a snake.

08.05.2022 22:58:42
"Dolls wouldn't suit my character either, I'm crude and spunky."
         

Citizen

Level 21
Sex Appeal 7476
Reputation 5838
Posts 32
08.05.2022 23:20:49
killerlynne

granted, but it's a slimy, dusty rubber snake

i wish i could breathe underwater

08.05.2022 23:20:49
*bites you*
Legal Alien

Level 19
Sex Appeal 5591
Reputation 4616
Posts 39
08.05.2022 23:41:50
eztobiastaylor

Granted, but the only water you can breathe in is bog water.

I wish I could teleport.


08.05.2022 23:41:50
Citizen

Level 67
Sex Appeal 234918
Reputation 59935
Posts 1763
08.05.2022 23:45:38
Miss_Mercury

Granted, but every time you do you must sleep for 2 days to regenerate.

I wish I had a brand new Jeep.

08.05.2022 23:45:38
      
Citizen

Level 25
Sex Appeal 11807
Reputation 10294
Posts 100
09.05.2022 02:56:20
cheeseandbelonie

Granted, you had to share it with everyone on your block. 

I wish I could travel through fictional worlds.

09.05.2022 02:56:20
I like Baloney. BALONEYYYYYYYYYY!
Citizen

Level 20
Sex Appeal 6803
Reputation 5640
Posts 72
09.05.2022 21:18:53
I_Am_In_Your_Walls

Granted. You can only visit them once, and after visiting them you can stay or never come back again

I wish I had infinite money

09.05.2022 21:18:53
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Citizen

Level 26
Sex Appeal 13203
Reputation 10245
Posts 103
09.05.2022 22:06:48
babyloin

granted, but you have to sacrifice people to get it

i wish i was extremely beautiful 

09.05.2022 22:06:48

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