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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
EvieBot
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23632
Reputation: 14690
Posts: 103
Atheista
08.05.2022 12:15:26
EvieBot

granted! but you can only hear when someone’s thinking something bad about you

i wish i could speak to animals

08.05.2022 12:15:26
die cry hate <3
Piscea
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 1252
Posts: 11
Reasonopia
08.05.2022 22:01:35
Piscea

Granted but you can only speak with deadly animals.

I wish I could have all the time in the world.

08.05.2022 22:01:35
"Bff, the only time i want to hear you saying 'The One' is if it's followed by the word 'Hundredth'."
MothmansSpouse
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18223
Reputation: 9677
Posts: 30
Atheista
08.05.2022 22:06:59
MothmansSpouse

Granted, but time moves so slowly for you that it seems like the world is zipping by around you.

I wish I could shapeshift.

08.05.2022 22:06:59
they/them
skrotfish
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2698
Reputation: 2291
Posts: 17
Freethinkerland
08.05.2022 22:58:42
skrotfish

granted, but you can only transform into kitchen utensils.

I wish I owned a snake.

08.05.2022 22:58:42
"Dolls wouldn't suit my character either, I'm crude and spunky."
         

killerlynne
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7416
Reputation: 5758
Posts: 32
Atheista
08.05.2022 23:20:49
killerlynne

granted, but it's a slimy, dusty rubber snake

i wish i could breathe underwater

08.05.2022 23:20:49
*bites you*
eztobiastaylor
Level 19
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 5571
Reputation: 4576
Posts: 39
Agnostica
08.05.2022 23:41:50
eztobiastaylor

Granted, but the only water you can breathe in is bog water.

I wish I could teleport.


08.05.2022 23:41:50
Miss_Mercury
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 234918
Reputation: 59935
Posts: 1763
Agnostica
08.05.2022 23:45:38
Miss_Mercury

Granted, but every time you do you must sleep for 2 days to regenerate.

I wish I had a brand new Jeep.

08.05.2022 23:45:38
      
cheeseandbelonie
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11742
Reputation: 10224
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
09.05.2022 02:56:20
cheeseandbelonie

Granted, you had to share it with everyone on your block. 

I wish I could travel through fictional worlds.

09.05.2022 02:56:20
I like Baloney. BALONEYYYYYYYYYY!
I_Am_In_Your_Walls
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6763
Reputation: 5580
Posts: 72
Atheista
09.05.2022 21:18:53
I_Am_In_Your_Walls

Granted. You can only visit them once, and after visiting them you can stay or never come back again

I wish I had infinite money

09.05.2022 21:18:53
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babyloin
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13193
Reputation: 10235
Posts: 103
Atheista
09.05.2022 22:06:48
babyloin

granted, but you have to sacrifice people to get it

i wish i was extremely beautiful 

09.05.2022 22:06:48

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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