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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Darkda
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4604
Reputation: 3663
Posts: 40
Freethinkerland
09.05.2022 22:14:35
Darkda

granted, but you must look into a mirror every hour or else it undoes forever xd

i wish i didn't need to sleep anymore! X)

09.05.2022 22:14:35
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JellyfishBrain
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29638
Reputation: 20393
Posts: 143
Atheista
10.05.2022 22:17:03
JellyfishBrain

Wish granted, but you still need to lay in bed and act like you're asleep for the same number of hours. 

I wish I could instantly read any book, and retain all the info from it

10.05.2022 22:17:03

FemboyNooters
Level 19
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 5477
Reputation: 3816
Posts: 25
Secville
11.05.2022 10:36:18
FemboyNooters

Wish granted, but you are severely dyslexic

I wish I could have endless wishes

11.05.2022 10:36:18
“Noot Noot”
                -Pingu 
williamshakesass
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 664
Reputation: 673
Posts: 22
Freethinkerland
11.05.2022 13:14:52
williamshakesass

granted, but distant relatives you haven't seen in years promptly come out of the woodwork to ask you to make a wish on their behalf
i wish i was less socially awkward

11.05.2022 13:14:52
*★,°*:.☆~( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★* 。
Angela Sinner
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4305
Reputation: 3863
Posts: 103
Atheista
16.05.2022 13:59:51
Angela Sinner

Wish granted, but you can only be socially confident around people you find unattractive 

I wish I could move out so I don’t have to live with my parents anymore

16.05.2022 13:59:51
Do literally WHATEVER you want honey, as long as you’re not hurting anyone! <3
Accepting of EVERYONE

~ Angela Sinner x
princesspixie
Level 270
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20818070
Reputation: 228054
Posts: 3160
Atheista
17.05.2022 20:22:17
princesspixie

Granted, but you have to move in with new roommates that share all the behaviors you dislike about your parents

I wish I could cook anything perfectly if I try

17.05.2022 20:22:17

Lumina
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20398
Reputation: 14326
Posts: 222
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 09:32:31
Lumina

Granted, but everytime you change anything about yourself you grow an additional leg.

I wish to be healthy again

18.05.2022 09:32:31

smiggie
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7194
Reputation: 4627
Posts: 24
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 18:56:14
smiggie

granted, but the person you love most gets your illnesses.

i wish i was happy 



18.05.2022 18:56:14

FLAT EARTH POG
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7237
Reputation: 6061
Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 22:31:39
FLAT EARTH POG

granted, but since you're content now, you lose all interest and passion for your current hobbies

i wish i had photographic memory

18.05.2022 22:31:39
comedy slxt
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8645
Reputation: 6887
Posts: 175
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 23:14:28
comedy slxt

granted, but you have witnessed things that no human should have to see. also nobody believes you and people always challenge you on what you remember. 

i wish for natural motivation and focus. 

18.05.2022 23:14:28
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