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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
07.09.2021 00:27:21
Icy Flowers

You have a washer and dryer in your home, but they break every time they're used and have to be repaired, plus whenever the washer breaks it starts leaking everywhere and it's downright miserable.

I wish planned obsolescence wasn't a thing

07.09.2021 00:27:21
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
kitty gang
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14920
Reputation: 10406
Posts: 149
Freethinkerland
18.09.2021 07:56:11
kitty gang

wish granted, but after a century it becomes a thing again

I wish corruption wasn't a thing in my country

18.09.2021 07:56:11
Lover with a $ dollar sign Is a LO$ER
               LO$ER=LO♡ER
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.09.2021 13:59:29
Icy Flowers

Corruption isn't a thing in your country, but every country nearby to yours has put enough people into your country's government that they effectively control it instead of your country, so regardless of the corruption, the government still really doesn't serve the people.

I wish cookie clicker was less addictive

18.09.2021 13:59:29
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
18.09.2021 19:36:00
Queerla

Cookie clicker is not addictive because every time you try to play your browser/phone becomes overrun with porn viruses like the neverending windows opening themselves in the 90s.

I wish my workplace had universal design for disability access instead of making people individually beg for accommodations!

18.09.2021 19:36:00
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
18.09.2021 23:38:39
Icy Flowers

Your workplace has universal accommodations in a sensible fashion that every place really should put in place. Unfortunately, everywhere else in your country removes any existing accommodations for any disabilities. Truly, a horrid world to live in.

I wish I had one of those machines to make your own sodas.

18.09.2021 23:38:39
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
19.09.2021 01:50:21
Queerla

You have a DIY soda making machine but at random intervals when you use it it sprays you in the face like a clown.

I wish my terrible rural internet were faster!

19.09.2021 01:50:21
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
20.09.2021 02:46:43
Icy Flowers

Your terrible rural internet is faster, but your ISP begins throttling all data not connected to a few specific sponsored websites and ad companies.

I wish my A/C would stop breaking

20.09.2021 02:46:43
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Vval
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6841
Reputation: 6421
Posts: 439
Freethinkerland
29.09.2021 02:38:59
Vval

Your ac stops breaking but only on the condition that you always keep it at max and never ever turn it off again
I wish this thread came back to life! <3

29.09.2021 02:38:59
Life is just a phase
Icy Flowers
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40547
Reputation: 19217
Posts: 1147
Atheista
08.10.2021 11:06:04
Icy Flowers

This thread comes back to life, but only once every month or so :(

I wish I had more energy

08.10.2021 11:06:04
Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall set me free. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur- a'nu draar mhi. Mar'eyir shereshoy, vod'e.
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28538272
Reputation: 281070
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
11.10.2021 13:04:02
Sandi Lut

You will get more energy but since you didn't specify what energy you get a tank of hydrogen.

I wish for peace on Earth :)

11.10.2021 13:04:02
Happiness is inside yourself

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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