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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
509
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
drpepperzero
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17853
Reputation: 15905
Posts: 381
Atheista
01.10.2022 15:32:59
drpepperzero

granted but you forget those books contents’ overnight.

i wish there was always a table ready for me at any restaurant i wanna go to.

01.10.2022 15:32:59
don't call me a girl, darling, im your sleep paralysis demon
Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907176
Reputation: 779720
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
01.10.2022 15:35:26
Blecky89

Wish granted but the food is always cold and soggy.

I wish that my bank account would never be empty

01.10.2022 15:35:26
    
r0tt1ngcUtiE
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25743
Reputation: 15257
Posts: 110
Atheista
01.10.2022 15:52:05
r0tt1ngcUtiE

wish granted, but each time you do so the book also obtains 10 pages of a book you hate, which are sprinkled in at random parts of the book

i wish i could instantly get over any headaches

01.10.2022 15:52:05



drpepperzero
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17853
Reputation: 15905
Posts: 381
Atheista
03.10.2022 09:51:12
drpepperzero

wish granted but instead of disappearing, the  pain transmits to another part of your body.

i wish i could see the future

03.10.2022 09:51:12
don't call me a girl, darling, im your sleep paralysis demon
yoongistan
Level 16
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 3461
Reputation: 3388
Posts: 27
Atheista
03.10.2022 13:10:37
yoongistan

Wish granted, but you can't control your visions and end up seeing death of your loved ones as well.

I wish I could go to any concert for free

03.10.2022 13:10:37
    /) /)
ପ(˶•-•˶)ଓ ♡
  /づ づ 
Blecky89
Level 235
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 10907176
Reputation: 779720
Posts: 26333
Freethinkerland
03.10.2022 13:56:46
Blecky89

Wish granted but you forget all about the concert the moment it ends.

I want the ability to teleport. Would save so much time .

03.10.2022 13:56:46
    
valentinesux
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 107022
Reputation: 36447
Posts: 543
Secville
06.10.2022 02:21:38
valentinesux

granted but you accidentally fuse yourself with a fly in your teleportation machine (a la the fly)
i wish i could read minds

06.10.2022 02:21:38
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74100
Reputation: 37956
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
16.11.2022 16:47:30
Ximbolina Zuckerberg

Wish granted, however you'll hear all thoughts at all times, from everyone. No control over your abilities, you'll just be as a signal tower.

I wish for worldwide peace 

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Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1273132
Reputation: 225863
Posts: 1496
Atheista
10.01.2023 00:32:50
Queerla

Wish granted but now all the warmongering former leaders are on trashy reality tv all the time and it's really hard to find reality tv that doesn't stress you out.
I wish the US would give everybody free n95 masks. 

10.01.2023 00:32:50
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laura_cat_again
Level 228
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9654113
Reputation: 207535
Posts: 1128
Agnostica
15.01.2023 20:38:11
laura_cat_again

Granted but they are all laced with asbestos

I wish for Putin's death

15.01.2023 20:38:11

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