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24.12.2020 02:27:13
mettatonex

draculaura wrote:
miesha wrote:

Bingus, my beloved!


24.12.2020 02:27:13

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24.12.2020 02:33:44
peeslurper69

peeslurper69 wrote:
wanted to try and get a better pb for minecraft rsg since 3 and a half hours is pretty dogshit .. i was 50 mins in trying to find the portal back to the overworld with all the beds pearls and rods i needed .. but i fell in LAVAAAAAAAAA D: fuck basalt deltas
I TRIED AGAIN AND GOT TO THE DRAGON FIGHT BUT I FORGOT TO SET MY SPAWN IN THE STRONGHOLD AND I DIED IN THE DRAGON FIGHT AAAAAAAA

24.12.2020 02:33:44
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24.12.2020 03:08:44
FunnyValentine

hey everyone i am currently trying to learn how to make chocolate truffles because i am obsessed with them. okay im going to start blabbering now!!! Sooo i started baking a couple years ago because i was dating this person from Denmark and baking is a big part of danish culture so i wanted to be cute and bake danish treats and whatever so i taught myself how to bake. were my efforts ever appreciated?? No. but i still won in the end because now i know how to bake my favorite desserts for a fraction of the price of store-bought pastries. anyways so i'm like really crazy about pastries and whatever and my dentist is like Maybe you should stop eating sweets obsessively because you might get a cavity.. and i didnt know how to tell her that it is an important part of my french aristocrat fantasy that i eat lots of intricately baked desserts so i said i would stop which was a lie. anyways does it hurt to get a cavity filled??

24.12.2020 03:08:44
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24.12.2020 03:28:59
Angel Dust

this is my big green tractor. there are many others like it, but this one is mine.

24.12.2020 03:28:59
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24.12.2020 03:33:19
morguegirl

merry christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 i would comment on everyone's profile wishing merry christmas but i'm out of time :'(

24.12.2020 03:33:19
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24.12.2020 03:43:19
miesha

FunnyValentine wrote:
hey everyone i am currently trying to learn how to make chocolate truffles because i am obsessed with them. okay im going to start blabbering now!!! Sooo i started baking a couple years ago because i was dating this person from Denmark and baking is a big part of danish culture so i wanted to be cute and bake danish treats and whatever so i taught myself how to bake. were my efforts ever appreciated?? No. but i still won in the end because now i know how to bake my favorite desserts for a fraction of the price of store-bought pastries. anyways so i'm like really crazy about pastries and whatever and my dentist is like Maybe you should stop eating sweets obsessively because you might get a cavity.. and i didnt know how to tell her that it is an important part of my french aristocrat fantasy that i eat lots of intricately baked desserts so i said i would stop which was a lie. anyways does it hurt to get a cavity filled??
Mr president i worry for u....... cavities can hurt like a bitch for certain people but in my experience filling one doesnt hurt much!

24.12.2020 03:43:19
19, she/he pronouns ONLY. Barely on the site anymore so don’t bother. Please don’t interact with me if we aren’t friends, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable and anxious. 
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24.12.2020 04:22:37
FunnyValentine

miesha wrote:
FunnyValentine wrote:
hey everyone i am currently trying to learn how to make chocolate truffles because i am obsessed with them. okay im going to start blabbering now!!! Sooo i started baking a couple years ago because i was dating this person from Denmark and baking is a big part of danish culture so i wanted to be cute and bake danish treats and whatever so i taught myself how to bake. were my efforts ever appreciated?? No. but i still won in the end because now i know how to bake my favorite desserts for a fraction of the price of store-bought pastries. anyways so i'm like really crazy about pastries and whatever and my dentist is like Maybe you should stop eating sweets obsessively because you might get a cavity.. and i didnt know how to tell her that it is an important part of my french aristocrat fantasy that i eat lots of intricately baked desserts so i said i would stop which was a lie. anyways does it hurt to get a cavity filled??
Mr president i worry for u....... cavities can hurt like a bitch for certain people but in my experience filling one doesnt hurt much!

i can assure you that all of my teeth will be gone in a couple years. i just can't resist sugary drinks and desserts!!!


24.12.2020 04:22:37
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24.12.2020 04:27:11
cowgirl

made coquito..... feeling the holiday spirit babey.... happy christmas eve eve yall 

24.12.2020 04:27:11
sometimes i type like this. Sometimes, I type like this. Sometimes,,,, I type  like this.

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24.12.2020 05:53:40
fairylemon

happy christmas eve!!! <3

24.12.2020 05:53:40
 
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24.12.2020 06:24:08
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24.12.2020 06:24:08
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