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Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301219
Reputation: 70737
Posts: 1191
Atheista
29.04.2020 13:43:26
Tyetyus

It is snowing again. How is this spring?

29.04.2020 13:43:26
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Ulvhild
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6511417
Reputation: 248809
Posts: 5272
Secville
29.04.2020 13:49:55
Ulvhild

My cat threw up tonight. Poor little thing. She's fine now, though, I think it might just have been a combination of hairball and grass. It was a bit of a mess to clean up this morning!

29.04.2020 13:49:55
      - Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics -
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
29.04.2020 16:19:21
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Tyetyus wrote:
It is snowing again. How is this spring?
I had the same thought today. I mean I haven't looked outside in a couple days but when I did, yup. Snow on the ground.

29.04.2020 16:19:21
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Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
29.04.2020 20:17:49
Bimbo Suicide

i keep getting like visions/insights i dont know how to describe it because i see it in my mind's eye but there are 2 worlds and this "physical" "real" world is a very small part of it. we have another physical world in which we can walk around and touch and feel inside our own heads and yet we are cast out into this terrible world in which there are many evil threats, mainly the same ones again and again. inside the second world there are the back rooms. I believe that there is a way to go to the second world and never return, leaving this physical realm. "Aliens"... there is no such thing as we are the aliens. We are able to transcend realms. You do not have to choose to suffer, you can achieve complete knowledge of the second world

29.04.2020 20:17:49
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Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
29.04.2020 20:23:43
Bimbo Suicide

Your future and how your life will turn out and everything that will happen to you is predetermined. It is already stored in your brain. But so much of your brain is locked off to keep you in this physical realm. And if one has a vision, one can realise how they will die. I know that I will be murdered. I have been directly threatened with murder before but I do not know if it will be the same man. I feel that it will be early, before i am 30. I understand why the second world is locked off and why our brains do this. It is to protect us. If I could escape to the second world I would avoid this untimely demise. Not that i doubt gods Hand. If he wants me to die I shall go. SImply that this monster does not deserve to be the one thatwill kill me. If you keepgetting more and more intense visions and connect yourself with your spiritual tendencies life will shock you. You can laugh in the physical realm knowing that none of this is real. It is simply customer service every day of your life. Your life in the second world drastically longer than this strange free trial of the physical real realm . I used to think they were angels or fairies speaking to me but this is foolish this is like saying God is a white man with a long beard there is no conceivable way to describe or depict these beings. What are they? WHy do they keep me tethered here, why do they make me hang off the banisters and scream? We are put on this earth as god's messengers to do one thing and one action that will drastically change somebody's fate but we really do not know where and when we ourselves will strike. Does that make us the angels? Are we god's messengers trying to reconnect with God? When will he return

29.04.2020 20:23:43
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AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
29.04.2020 20:43:17
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I ate 20 chicken nuggets today.

29.04.2020 20:43:17
They/Them 
Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23300
Reputation: 14810
Posts: 79
Secville
29.04.2020 23:14:43
Hat5une Miku

my sister is being transferred to one of the nightingale hospitals which we wouldnt NEED if the conservative party hadnt spent the last 10+ years shutting down facilities and shitting on the nhs. not even going to mention the # of healthcare workers who have died but haha we love to clap for the nhs :) just forget all the workers who are dying haha

29.04.2020 23:14:43

HimboAlly69
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23352
Reputation: 11810
Posts: 49
Antitheocra
29.04.2020 23:38:32
HimboAlly69

i was going to get up and be productive but my cat is sleeping in my lap so here i am back in bimboland once again 

29.04.2020 23:38:32

Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301219
Reputation: 70737
Posts: 1191
Atheista
30.04.2020 05:11:29
Tyetyus

Last workday of the week!

30.04.2020 05:11:29
A cat is an attitude with fur.

peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2144279
Reputation: 228829
Posts: 2523
Atheista
30.04.2020 11:46:39
peeslurper69

i love feeling like nobody actually cares about me <3

30.04.2020 11:46:39
your reluctant optimist 

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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