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30.04.2020 18:56:40
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peeslurper69 wrote:
i love feeling like nobody actually cares about me <3

Seriously? It's hard to me to believe it. I hug you virtually.


30.04.2020 18:56:40
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30.04.2020 19:19:38
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<3 <3 <3

30.04.2020 19:19:38
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30.04.2020 21:20:14
Bimbo Suicide

i tihnk i might be evil. i wish i had never experienced love

30.04.2020 21:20:14
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01.05.2020 15:32:02
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Almost done with this semester. We better not be doing this online shit in the fall I cannot take it anymore <3 !!!!!!

01.05.2020 15:32:02
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02.05.2020 00:54:08
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i have a prof who's the dean of my faculty and back in march he contracted covid, recovered 4 weeks later omg :((( then ofc he had to coordinate an entire faculty's f*cked semester and most importantly the exam session... we've never had online tests here this is all new and messed up lol. his class had been all but forgotten for weeks but he finally came out the woodwork today to give us more material LMAO he'll update again next monday and the semester ends next week LMAO i wish he had Not..... like i wish he'd take a break to rest and relax and like spend time with his family after such gruelling weeks... but alas........

Wtf. At that point you should just pull the plug on some of these assignments...it can't be that serious lmao!!


02.05.2020 00:54:08
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02.05.2020 00:59:01
Xochi De Leon

igneousbody wrote:
i have a prof who's the dean of my faculty and back in march he contracted covid, recovered 4 weeks later omg :((( then ofc he had to coordinate an entire faculty's f*cked semester and most importantly the exam session... we've never had online tests here this is all new and messed up lol. his class had been all but forgotten for weeks but he finally came out the woodwork today to give us more material LMAO he'll update again next monday and the semester ends next week LMAO i wish he had Not..... like i wish he'd take a break to rest and relax and like spend time with his family after such gruelling weeks... but alas........
thats fucked! my bf's professor assigned his class a 10 page essay in the middle of the quarantine while death looms over our heads every day.. capitalism really makes people think this is ok

02.05.2020 00:59:01

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02.05.2020 01:07:28
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The wildest thing occurred in one of my classes. Since I am the clown supreme I decided to take organic chemistry. Not that ochem is easy, but these professors really want to kill us and make the class harder than it needs to be. Anyways, your girl got an A on her second midterm since it was online and I was looking forward to the third exam being a breeze as well, but we get an email from our prof telling us she suspects "collusion" among some students (lmao) so she's terminating our final (which is the ~official ACS standardized exam~) and was gonna follow up on people she suspected. Our third exam is gonna take place of the final and she is going change the formatting of our exam in a way that will essentially make it more difficult). A few days later there are complaints that the cheating accusations are false and the matter was taken up to the student senate lmfao. 

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02.05.2020 01:53:29
Xochi De Leon

Number1Angel wrote:
The wildest thing occurred in one of my classes. Since I am the clown supreme I decided to take organic chemistry. Not that ochem is easy, but these professors really want to kill us and make the class harder than it needs to be. Anyways, your girl got an A on her second midterm since it was online and I was looking forward to the third exam being a breeze as well, but we get an email from our prof telling us she suspects "collusion" among some students (lmao) so she's terminating our final (which is the ~official ACS standardized exam~) and was gonna follow up on people she suspected. Our third exam is gonna take place of the final and she is going change the formatting of our exam in a way that will essentially make it more difficult). A few days later there are complaints that the cheating accusations are false and the matter was taken up to the student senate lmfao. 
Mental illness!!! That's what's so alien to me is that a professor would go out of her way and punish the rest of the class for suspecting a few students might not be following some meaningless arbitrary academic rules DURING a global pandemic.. and for what? Like what does one gain from that? Awful awful people in this world

02.05.2020 01:53:29

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02.05.2020 19:11:21
Number1Angel

Xochi De Leon wrote:
Number1Angel wrote:
The wildest thing occurred in one of my classes. Since I am the clown supreme I decided to take organic chemistry. Not that ochem is easy, but these professors really want to kill us and make the class harder than it needs to be. Anyways, your girl got an A on her second midterm since it was online and I was looking forward to the third exam being a breeze as well, but we get an email from our prof telling us she suspects "collusion" among some students (lmao) so she's terminating our final (which is the ~official ACS standardized exam~) and was gonna follow up on people she suspected. Our third exam is gonna take place of the final and she is going change the formatting of our exam in a way that will essentially make it more difficult). A few days later there are complaints that the cheating accusations are false and the matter was taken up to the student senate lmfao. 
Mental illness!!! That's what's so alien to me is that a professor would go out of her way and punish the rest of the class for suspecting a few students might not be following some meaningless arbitrary academic rules DURING a global pandemic.. and for what? Like what does one gain from that? Awful awful people in this world
That's what really got me!! The tests are open note and open book so who cares? Of course you're going to get similar answers when people are going to be copying straight from the textbook and the notes she gives us. This second test was technically "timed" but we had the weekend to do it, but as a punishment we're going to have 50 min to do it online. It's like, fuck people with shitty internet I guess. Anything to keep organic chemistry the boogeyman class, even during a pandemic


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04.05.2020 02:41:53
macaniada

Today I ate like shit and feel by belly heavy BUT I had a completely university-free weekend, which I hadn't done since... February. The break felt so good. 

04.05.2020 02:41:53

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