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Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
26.04.2020 09:24:05
Bimbo Suicide

Hat5une Miku wrote:
like ive spent all my time indoors doing the animal crossing pocket camp shit (bc im broke) but as soon as i step outdoors its gta v antics
im the opposite, come take my place, ive managed to stop smoking and im like realising that all that unhealthy shit is only fucking me over. im just gonna eat cake/drink monster when i want to drink alcohol or p*p a p*ll because it's better to put on weight or whatever than end up in hospital again. it's easier to say it while actually in lockdown but i have hope.

26.04.2020 09:24:05
he/him
Bimbo Suicide
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8492
Reputation: 6296
Posts: 67
Secville
26.04.2020 09:37:06
Bimbo Suicide

also any sober people here/ppl recovering from drug abuse... can you smoke a joint or is it better to do absolutely nothing

26.04.2020 09:37:06
he/him
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775758
Reputation: 155361
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
26.04.2020 09:43:56
Cum_Dumpster

Bimbo Suicide wrote:
also any sober people here/ppl recovering from drug abuse... can you smoke a joint or is it better to do absolutely nothing
I think it depends entirely on the person and how weed makes you feel. For me, it's no big deal, but for my mom, weed and sleeping meds broke her 10 years of sobriety and she's had to start all over.

26.04.2020 09:43:56
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 93910
Reputation: 31627
Posts: 756
Atheista
26.04.2020 16:22:01
meatbomb

happy lesbian visibility day fellow lesbimbos 

26.04.2020 16:22:01
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18823
Posts: 253
Atheista
27.04.2020 12:50:32
Bimkko

started listenin to huoratron again, i loved that ish in highschool, still slaps

27.04.2020 12:50:32
Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301219
Reputation: 70737
Posts: 1191
Atheista
27.04.2020 15:14:19
Tyetyus

After a whole month of delay I finally dyed my hair. My experience: not able to see anything without glasses and 2 mirrors for the back of my head I now live in (maybe) delusion that it turned out okay. It became quite dark, but most of it is coloured now instead of gray. I hope I can go to a hair salon by the time it will be necessary to do it again.

27.04.2020 15:14:19
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Xochi De Leon
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3273
Reputation: 3020
Posts: 8
Agnostica
27.04.2020 16:07:54
Xochi De Leon

Bimbo Suicide wrote:
also any sober people here/ppl recovering from drug abuse... can you smoke a joint or is it better to do absolutely nothing
I find that wead just makes me braindead and takes away my brain function now. it used to be fun but now it just doesnt hit like it used to anymore

27.04.2020 16:07:54

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274800
Reputation: 64730
Posts: 1038
Atheista
27.04.2020 19:31:28
Angel Dust

today i'm learning how to clean bones by... cleaning bones lol

found some teeth, jaw pieces, spine parts, ribs, and other stuff in my yard. probably a squirrel or a small skunk. tried to scoop up most of it, but i didn't have gloves, there was a lot of fur stuck to the ground, and many pieces that were too small or unidentifiable. i'm soaking it all in a red solo cup full of Dawn dish soap and water lmao. real honky tonk hours

i don't think we have any hydrogen peroxide tho, so i can't get the process completely done, or at least i can't whiten them right now.

27.04.2020 19:31:28
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
shortkinghimbo
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 57050
Reputation: 14195
Posts: 123
Atheista
27.04.2020 19:41:41
shortkinghimbo

was literally looking for a thread like this lmao. thank u for ur service

27.04.2020 19:41:41
he/him, dni if you're cringe and/or fail
shortkinghimbo
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 57050
Reputation: 14195
Posts: 123
Atheista
27.04.2020 19:44:47
shortkinghimbo

Xochi De Leon wrote:
Bimbo Suicide wrote:
also any sober people here/ppl recovering from drug abuse... can you smoke a joint or is it better to do absolutely nothing
I find that wead just makes me braindead and takes away my brain function now. it used to be fun but now it just doesnt hit like it used to anymore
my girlfriend is recovering and she still smokes weed as a social thing, she says it helps her take the edge off the whole process. i say do it because usually going cold turkey turns out worse for u than easing out of it

27.04.2020 19:44:47
he/him, dni if you're cringe and/or fail

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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