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strawberryletter23
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15239
Reputation: 8374
Posts: 5
Secville
04.05.2020 03:49:54
strawberryletter23

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE!

04.05.2020 03:49:54
I'M LIKE THAT UP TOWN HAZE!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695738
Reputation: 259504
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.05.2020 04:01:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

The Future, is Today

  I was so shocked to read what I did :
                         From student's of tomorrow.....
Yet, for some reason it seem's pointless to say why................

04.05.2020 04:01:20
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Janeze321
Level 158
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3146413
Reputation: 776072
Posts: 11248
Freethinkerland
04.05.2020 11:00:34
Janeze321

We can say what we want right? so here you go:-

I haven't read any posts in the thread other than the first one. Oh and the one right before me.

Have a super day everyone! The sun shines for me all the time even if you've blocked me. No one can spoil my day here in Bimboland. 

IRL It's rainy and dull, I got soaking wet while traveling from work to my home. I sat and had a Coffee and wrote this little post once i'd changed out of my wet clothing and put my dressing gown on.

04.05.2020 11:00:34
Peace and love to you all.
I do not have a Paypal Account, please DO NOT send me money.
peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2144279
Reputation: 228829
Posts: 2523
Atheista
04.05.2020 19:24:05
peeslurper69

anyone else go fuking insane when they get a bag of takis. like any self restraint goes out the window and you just eat the whole ass bag in one day

04.05.2020 19:24:05
your reluctant optimist 
weird hen(tai)
Level 88
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 545061
Reputation: 35826
Posts: 439
Secville
05.05.2020 10:24:19
weird hen(tai)

I have an exam in 4 hours and haven't slept but like.... instead I'm digging up all the music i listened to in 2016-2017 bc my tastes peaked then

05.05.2020 10:24:19

peeslurper69
Level 139
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2144279
Reputation: 228829
Posts: 2523
Atheista
06.05.2020 01:27:24
peeslurper69

i don't remember the last time my bimbo has slept LMFAO this bitch does so many drugs everyday

i just keep using the sleep artifacts i get just to go towards the archaeologist badge but don't even sleep to make use of them JHDSFHJDSF

06.05.2020 01:27:24
your reluctant optimist 
princessaphrodite
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 115457
Reputation: 44942
Posts: 1181
Antitheocra
06.05.2020 11:43:05
princessaphrodite

Number1Angel wrote:
That's what really got me!! The tests are open note and open book so who cares? Of course you're going to get similar answers when people are going to be copying straight from the textbook and the notes she gives us. This second test was technically "timed" but we had the weekend to do it, but as a punishment we're going to have 50 min to do it online. It's like, fuck people with shitty internet I guess. Anything to keep organic chemistry the boogeyman class, even during a pandemic
omf it's literally the same situation at my uni. i'm just completing my first year and where i'm studying, only grades from 2nd year onwards count towards the final grade so i don't even really see why it's necessary for us to be doing online exams like right now. it's just ridiculous because the institution is implementing all kinds of ways to try and prevent cheating, but everything just becomes a big inconvenience. i had an exam for my biochemistry module a couple days ago and my dodgy wifi literally kept losing connection so i lost a lot of time on the exam tryna reconnect it. it just seems like they're not really considering everyone's circumstances :/


06.05.2020 11:43:05
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she/her

Inactive sorry
Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301219
Reputation: 70737
Posts: 1191
Atheista
08.05.2020 07:48:26
Tyetyus

When your higher-ups are surprised that cases are years late compared to the deadline when they have just been pushing additional tasks your way all along without increased human resorces and no repercussions towards your colleagues who do not do their work. And of course you are the one to blame.

08.05.2020 07:48:26
A cat is an attitude with fur.

princessaphrodite
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 115457
Reputation: 44942
Posts: 1181
Antitheocra
09.05.2020 23:48:38
princessaphrodite

when my bimbo has 0% energy and i sleep for 8hrs it goes to 100% is that supposed to happen or is it just a glitch. i mean im not complaining but just wondering

09.05.2020 23:48:38
21
she/her

Inactive sorry
godiva
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 114203
Reputation: 53601
Posts: 1259
Agnostica
10.05.2020 01:10:15
godiva

When your self-indulgence is under 50% you recover 15% instead of 10% of enegry per hour.

10.05.2020 01:10:15

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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