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My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
300
Created
08.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Missysixy
Level 50
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 97993
Reputation: 39263
Posts: 171
Freethinkerland
09.04.2024 22:37:42
Missysixy

Please say psyche right now. Been waiting for nuts to be like “just kidding, this was all a big joke” he’s just staying dedicated to bit a lil too long

09.04.2024 22:37:42

 


Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67298
Reputation: 52439
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
09.04.2024 22:39:39
Daphnee_Mino



09.04.2024 22:39:39
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25788
Reputation: 6446
Posts: 260
Atheista
09.04.2024 23:14:29
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Poor thing UXdcherri couldnt promote while prime ximbo it was so stressfull she quit. poor thing UXdcherri couldnt hold her govenment accountable. poor thing UXdcherri will find it to hard to apologize for her treason she might quit teh site to. poor thing UXdcherri couldnt contact SweetasNuts personally because its to stressful she had to do it on teh forum.

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
wrote:
SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Of course there is an issue with name since you quit being prime ximbo you no longer deserve teh P more like UXdcherri now
Very true my brother
Dont make this poor thing UXdcherri cry though
However poor thing clearly owes an apology to Miss Bimbo and SweetasNuts for endorsing teh treason and being greedy

My twin, do not underestimate teh power of martyr complex exhibition as it was a cornerstone of lettuce government

09.04.2024 23:14:29
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

laika rose
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23703
Reputation: 12586
Posts: 20
Atheista
09.04.2024 23:58:58
laika rose

yea no...

09.04.2024 23:58:58
Hot Topica
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 97239
Reputation: 53052
Posts: 2357
Atheista
10.04.2024 00:05:31
Hot Topica

We need the glorious return of bimburger

Gemima1984 wrote:
perci wrote:
if this is an internet republic can we vote to cannibalize this guy
Bimburger tried but their operation got shut down by the hucows. It was a whole thing.


10.04.2024 00:05:31
  FREE PALESTINE  
KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116210
Reputation: 24443
Posts: 553
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 00:23:26
KittyOnyx

I had NO IDEA South Park made an episode about Chris!! Congrats!

10.04.2024 00:23:26

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11629
Posts: 605
Agnostica
10.04.2024 00:30:24
CarCrashBimbo

Daphnee_Mino wrote:
all this is a nothing burger ngl
Bimburgers are more filling and taste great!

10.04.2024 00:30:24

Lalisa Mabimbo
Level 9
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 429
Reputation: 1191
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 03:03:56
Lalisa Mabimbo

@SweetAsNuts 

Is it possible to have burkas in Ximboland? Bimburka? 

It seems to me that we are a republic, but actually perhaps we are an Islamic republic with you as the Ayatollah? After all you do issue fatwas on haram and halal fashion tastes. There are elections, and work does get done, but it has to conform within the bounds of the religious authority. 



10.04.2024 03:03:56


Lei X
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35914
Reputation: 17377
Posts: 535
Atheista
10.04.2024 04:02:44
Lei X

Chris in his Kanye West era

10.04.2024 04:02:44
     
 
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67298
Reputation: 52439
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
10.04.2024 10:07:14
Daphnee_Mino

i feel like me and Miss Bimbo might still have sex, why? I made that bitch famous…

10.04.2024 10:07:14
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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