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My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
300
Created
08.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10528
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
10.04.2024 11:29:22
Abu Hamza

Lalisa Mabimbo wrote:
@SweetAsNuts 

Is it possible to have burkas in Ximboland? Bimburka? 

It seems to me that we are a republic, but actually perhaps we are an Islamic republic with you as the Ayatollah? After all you do issue fatwas on haram and halal fashion tastes. There are elections, and work does get done, but it has to conform within the bounds of the religious authority. 
It is possible my sister,

as you can see from my Hijab Fashion Contest, many beautiful women on here have already started wearing bimburka.
However, the shop is still very islamophobic when it comes to the designs available. I may contact the graphic designer from my village soon and send in some designs for more hijab/niqab options. 

If you are interested in dressing more Islamic yourself (لتجنب المشاكل المستقبلية عندما تصبح هذه الدولة خلافة), consider wearing hijab and covering your ankles properly.
My DMs are always open to any women who still need to find Allah.

Peace be with you all. Inshallah no one will be issued any fatwas anytime soon - besides halobear - Amin. 







10.04.2024 11:29:22
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683302
Reputation: 128047
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 13:57:12
halobear8

Missysixy wrote:
Please say psyche right now. Been waiting for nuts to be like “just kidding, this was all a big joke” he’s just staying dedicated to bit a lil too long
Allegedly, it's all just to encourage more people to run for Prime Ximbo. I mean, no wonder so many ppl refuse to run, the way he treats his gov't has already been exposed.

10.04.2024 13:57:12
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
dart_darling
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37387
Reputation: 18807
Posts: 573
Atheista
10.04.2024 14:59:50
dart_darling

Chris rn:
As I near 200,000 followers here at Sweetasnuts, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.

10.04.2024 14:59:50

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
10.04.2024 16:04:35
KatieBoutique

dart-darling...is that your Election Program?
You may have just stumbled on the secret to Ximboland Leadership.
I'll be looking for your programme to post after the 15th.
I think you can cure CFEID as well.

10.04.2024 16:04:35

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
10.04.2024 16:32:48
StrangeSnow

dart_darling wrote:
Chris rn:
As I near 200,000 followers here at Sweetasnuts, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
I feel like I need a shower after reading this LMFAO 

10.04.2024 16:32:48

KittyOnyx
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116210
Reputation: 24443
Posts: 553
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 16:41:43
KittyOnyx

Yall gotta admit though it is queercoded that chris is so obsessed with bimbos and girly fashion, sex and boob implants. This is not an antiqueer post. This is me being confused how he has 2 kids. Makes me wonder if he just turkeybasted his "wife" (no legal marriage and she kept her maiden name) to avoid touching that icky vagina

10.04.2024 16:41:43

Deterge
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13384
Reputation: 7280
Posts: 69
Antitheocra
10.04.2024 16:44:05
Deterge

StrangeSnow wrote:
dart_darling wrote:
Chris rn:
As I near 200,000 followers here at Sweetasnuts, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
I feel like I need a shower after reading this LMFAO 
i put bleach in my eyes instead, a shower wasn't enough 

10.04.2024 16:44:05

Missysixy
Level 50
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 97983
Reputation: 39253
Posts: 171
Freethinkerland
10.04.2024 18:36:23
Missysixy

halobear8 wrote:
Missysixy wrote:
Please say psyche right now. Been waiting for nuts to be like “just kidding, this was all a big joke” he’s just staying dedicated to bit a lil too long
Allegedly, it's all just to encourage more people to run for Prime Ximbo. I mean, no wonder so many ppl refuse to run, the way he treats his gov't has already been exposed.
It’s the Ximbocalypse 

10.04.2024 18:36:23

 


CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11629
Posts: 605
Agnostica
10.04.2024 18:54:49
CarCrashBimbo

StrangeSnow wrote:
dart_darling wrote:
Chris rn:
As I near 200,000 followers here at Sweetasnuts, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick..... that’s when I’m satisfied.
I feel like I need a shower after reading this LMFAO
I need my vibrator...


10.04.2024 18:54:49

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
10.04.2024 19:44:17
Daphnee_Mino

WHAT 
CHRIS IS STRAIGHT MARRIED WITH KIDS?

10.04.2024 19:44:17
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls

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