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My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
300
Created
08.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168715
Reputation: 78680
Posts: 2454
Secville
09.04.2024 00:16:04
AuntieLice

Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX wrote:
SweetasNuts wrote:
There is a lot of bimbphobic hate crime in this thread. It will not be tolerated. You have been warned - jail awaits rampant bimphobes
while you're at it you should probably also jail the people who are harassing users about their genitals daily
Wait does this mean Dean has both genitals?


09.04.2024 00:16:04
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
09.04.2024 00:16:51
ButterfIy

Is it a dick with a hole underneath or a vagina with a penis as a clitoris?

09.04.2024 00:16:51
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
dart_darling
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37396
Reputation: 18812
Posts: 573
Atheista
09.04.2024 00:38:44
dart_darling

Yeah

09.04.2024 00:38:44

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198361
Reputation: 74691
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
09.04.2024 01:30:12
bxdcherri

Yo when can I get paid 

09.04.2024 01:30:12

Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 527
Reputation: 651
Posts: 16
Agnostica
09.04.2024 02:10:39
Generic Bimbo

I just don’t understand 

09.04.2024 02:10:39
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112257
Posts: 3404
Secville
09.04.2024 02:13:36
KatieBoutique

You are the Original Generic Bimbo.
If you don’t understand none of the others will either.

09.04.2024 02:13:36

Irisia
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44544
Reputation: 18499
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
09.04.2024 02:29:55
Irisia

Man.... does anyone remember Meez? That site was way better than this one because they never implemented STUPID rules like how you're allowed to dress. You want to implement twitter, instagram, facebook rules on here but the thing is like....we could just go to those platforms if that's what we wanted. If I wanted to see the same stupid arguing and bigotry on an unusable site that's had it's main features gutted, then I could just go to twitter for it. People like coming here and having fun, not getting involved in flame wars. Ya know, because flame wars aren't fun to everyone like they are to you Chris?? Some people just want to come here, dress up their bimbo, level 'em up, participate in a few fun contests maybe and leave. This site was WAY more fun back when state wars was happening. FTLers remember we were in discord organizing, playing together and kicking ass! But you're ruining the fun and the vibes Chris. Begone stinky crusty under-dressed little man. Let us have fun and stop ruining a good thing with your weird personal fantasies of wanting to be Elon Musk or Donald Trump or whatever similar sad clown. It's never going to happen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. You NEED other people for this site to work, and you're going to find yourself very alone, broke and without a website soon if you keep it up. Ximboland is the only site like it and if you want to gut it, go ahead but you're gutting your wallet too because while this IS your site and you can do what you want, nobody is obligated to stick around and play or give you their money or their free labor either.

09.04.2024 02:29:55
dunk my balls in some thousand island dressin, cause i got depression
dart_darling
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37396
Reputation: 18812
Posts: 573
Atheista
09.04.2024 02:54:11
dart_darling

dart_darlingLike my new terrible gothic look you guys?


09.04.2024 02:54:11

StoyaVelour
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14422
Reputation: 10379
Posts: 271
Atheista
09.04.2024 03:31:24
StoyaVelour

It's unbelievable that he thought it was something to be proud of.... honestly this is one the most ridiculous things I've ever seen online

09.04.2024 03:31:24
.~♡︎

Dum 4 Cum
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19326
Reputation: 11313
Posts: 49
Freethinkerland
09.04.2024 03:35:22
Dum 4 Cum

I hope you lose a lot of money Xhris! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

09.04.2024 03:35:22

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