“Through thick and through thin the loyal, friendly and loving Bimbo community have always made Ximboland one of the best places to be on the internet. That has never changed since 2006.”

 Really? When you trivialized eating disorders in the original version of the game, that was making Ximboland one of the best places on the internet? When you prioritized the 2 trolls we have on this website over the hundreds of genuinely lovable people, that was making Ximboland one of the best places on the internet? When you put Iowa on trial for absolutely nothing (he didn’t break any rules, he just exposed you,) that was making Ximboland one of the best places on the internet? 

 The bimbo community that you claim to love and value voted beloved Prime Ximbo bxdcherri into power and you basically forced her to resign. You threatened to withhold her pay, you went behind her back and outlawed what ONLY you think is “bad fashion.” You went so far as to make her IRL boyfriend the subject of your first prosecution. Speaking of that first prosecution, you neglected to tell the community you claim to love and care for so much that you were being facetious. This led to people participating in roleplay without knowledgeable consent because YOU ALONE decided it would just be funny. You basically threatened Richard Fromage with exile because you didn’t understand his style was campy. You removed the Fashion Police that she appointed and created a lawless, hostile, rage-baiting community in place of our peaceful fashion-loving happy community.

 “Ximboland was originally conceived as a political parody of a magical bimbo world. Its time to get Ximboland back on track and make it the best community on the internet - bar none. Better than facebook, better than Twitter, better than insta.”

 It ran as an internet republic, the first of its kind, and you’re just willing to throw that away. It ran as a government with its people in power elected democratically, but you didn’t get what you wanted so now it’s a total dictatorship. Facebook is for geezers. Twitter is only full of rage-bait. Insta should be what you’re going for in a social media site, Instagram models are where it’s at, + I miss the old memes on there like circa 2018. You’re also free to leave Ximboland where it was and go create another social media app, instead of corrupting our beautiful land.

 “1) I will champion the traditional Bimbo values of humour, casual sex, boob/penis enlargement, freedom of speech and fabulous fabulous Bimbo fashion. Ximboland was always conceived as a political parody of a bimbo world. Its time to go back to our roots and make comedy and humour the core of our bimbo world once again. In a bland and boring world - Ximboland stands out as a beacon of fun. So lets indulge it. We are all intelligent fun loving adults and its time to create a community that brings out the the best in everyone.”

 Your idea of humor is the only one you cater to, though, and that "humor" is just “trans people are weirdos! Tehehe,” “white and skinny is the best way to be! Hehe,” “I feel like telling people I’m (x-race here) today! How funny would that be?!” “No, I think it'd be even funnier if we made an alt account that’s just a caricature of Middle-Eastern men!” Like literally that’s all there is to it. Oh haha misogyny, racism, transphobia, fatphobia?? Do you know literally anything about your community? Or have you decided that Google clicks matter more than money from real people who pay for senatorships? Your world will open so beautifully if you just find real intellectuality.

 When I read the back and forth with trolls on here, I don’t get real intellectual vibes, just people whose IRL is so miserable and boring that they come on here and say audacious shit, then keep refreshing waiting for the replies to roll in. That’s immature and very very sad, which is the opposite of “beacon of fun,” btw.

 The real fun was when everyone was positive and happy in the forums and engaged in hucow roleplay. The Prime Ximbo election roleplay that Honey Beee and KatieBoutique did on the Slayyycast was super fun! I miss the old times when fun actually happened. Now it feels like out fashion contests are fun, dress-up is fun, + then the forums are just a full on fucking tornado.

 “I will lead this myself by creating humorous alt government accounts and humorous rules/laws and posts.”

 Yikes, dude! I don’t think anyone wants this.

 “3) I will invite into government with me only the most humorous, witty and interesting and fun Ximbos.”

 So basically all you want is an echo chamber full of alts of yourself and the two trolls on this website? Yeah, if we were to ever question anybody’s intentions, you would be the number one subject.

 “We were founded by the most beautiful and stylish Bimbo that ever lived and together we are the most beautiful and fashionable people the world has ever known.”

 Oh, Miss Bimbo? With her whole entire 5-6 items equipped?

 “I will outlaw the following fashions and styles - Gothic, grunge, bohemian, cheap fashion, fast fashion, vintage, hipster, retro amongst others.”

 The question that’s been plaguing the entire website of Ximboland for the past few months: what qualifications does this dude have to be criticizing others’ fashion? That he founded a website based on fashion yet his avatar still looks like this, (obviously because it’s been exposed that he barely knows how the site works).

 You don’t even know the difference between gothic and grunge, be honest. Like someone else in this thread pointed out, Elvira is the queen bimbo of gothic. How could you ignore such an iconic and famous bimbo icon? Be honest, it’s because she doesn’t cater to your fetish of what a bimbo should look like. If you actually gave a fuck about fashion, you would understand the overlap between styles that allow for idols like Elvira to exist.

 “I will target subversive fashion designers/shop workers and crack down on any illicit and subversive designs. They will be given a clear list of acceptable bimbo styles such as designer, high end label, musclebound casual, sexy chic, bimbo camp, formal, trendy, formalwear, evening wear casual, suited and booted, posh, beachwear sexy, lingerie etc”

 I bet you don’t even know what camp means. + what about high-end label gothic? What about sexy chic grunge? You don’t think people with darker aesthetics can dress beachy, take a look at my Twitch.

 “7) I will prosecute bimbos who dont follow the fashion rules and put them on trial clearly educating people on their erroneous ways and rehabilitating them back into sexy bimbos again.”

  Yeah, this time when you lose can you actually mind your business when it comes to this.

 "8) I will prosecute anyone whom has not read the Presidents book -

Sindy Laarson and the Fashionable republic of Ximboland: The story of the worlds most fashionable nation: "

 It’s points like these that genuinely bore me because I practice what I preach when I say, “don’t interact with trolls,” but look where you’ve put me. I basically have to respond to this since I’m considering running for Prime Ximbo. Could you imagine how absolutely boring it would be if you’re just surrounded by people who joke about stroking your ego? I can imagine it’d be pretty degrading.

 “9) I will share any money received during my time as Prime Ximbo with my fellow entertainers - the fashion police. I will encourage my fashion police to take on the role of entertainers and to start interesting threads, to educate bimbos on true bimbo fashion and to prosecute those bimbops whom do not follow the fashion rules.”

 “Senators are the VIBs of Ximboland - the ones whom make it tick. I will focus on increasing the number count of senators to around 1000”

 I wish you could hear my chuckle when I read this. Very Important Bimbos who are currently victims of your dictatorship?