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My Manifesto - please vote for Sweetasnuts/Bimbo Coxervative party on 1st May 2024

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
300
Created
08.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
dart_darling
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37396
Reputation: 18810
Posts: 573
Atheista
08.04.2024 15:00:12
dart_darling

If you ban the goths you will lose a significant portion of your user base. You just did a PBFC on Dark Academia. if you ban gothic fashion, you will lose a significant portion of your user base

08.04.2024 15:00:12

Deterge
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13384
Reputation: 7280
Posts: 69
Antitheocra
08.04.2024 15:00:23
Deterge

why has my post been edited? wasn’t even that bad 

08.04.2024 15:00:23

Cunning Linguist
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 368277
Reputation: 62941
Posts: 210
Atheista
08.04.2024 15:08:34
Cunning Linguist

dart_darling wrote:
If you ban the goths you will lose a significant portion of your user base. You just did a PBFC on Dark Academia. if you ban gothic fashion, you will lose a significant portion of your user base
not to mention that things like goth, scary, etc have been official outfit fight categories for like. years

08.04.2024 15:08:34

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
08.04.2024 15:09:00
Daphnee_Mino

what can pro-bush bimbos can expect from sweetasnuts leadership? i hope questions are okay, I am a responsibly curious xiticen !! #agnostica


08.04.2024 15:09:00
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
08.04.2024 15:09:55
KatieBoutique

"I will outlaw the following fashions and styles...bohemian..."

Uh oh...

08.04.2024 15:09:55

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67288
Reputation: 52429
Posts: 1772
Agnostica
08.04.2024 15:14:44
Daphnee_Mino

"I will outlaw the following fashions and styles ...cheap..."
uh oh indeed...

08.04.2024 15:14:44
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
08.04.2024 15:25:40
Theodora Dee

rip ximboland it was fun while it lasted

08.04.2024 15:25:40

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950490
Reputation: 112255
Posts: 3404
Secville
08.04.2024 15:30:15
KatieBoutique

"I will lead this myself by creating humorous alt government accounts and humorous rules/laws and posts."

Nobody is going to be banned.  My goodness.
It will be worse than banning.
You will have to read the book.
And take a quiz...to prove it.

Many of you will need that Afgan opium to get through it...

08.04.2024 15:30:15

StrangeSnow
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55763
Reputation: 23036
Posts: 615
Secville
08.04.2024 15:32:09
StrangeSnow

“11) I will actively encourage others to stand against me and I wont be afraid of the opposition. A healthy democracy is a place where opposition is encouraged and fostered. There are lots of different ways to entertain and the they who dare should win”

Yeah sure. You and your however many alt accounts will absolutely let this happen huh? 

08.04.2024 15:32:09

Ellie100200
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28201
Reputation: 12626
Posts: 40
Antitheocra
08.04.2024 15:35:52
Ellie100200

simplified:
1) Chris overestimates how fun any site can be filled with trolls. Chris also overestimates the intelligence of said trolls. He additionally forgets that freedom of speech does not and should not mean freedom from consequences. meaning people intentionally spreading hateful narratives or being hateful to marginalised groups should experience consequences, not rewards. Chris says nothing substantial for three points  
5) Chris wants to alienate a large percentage of his play base by removing any not stereotypically sexy bimbo aesthetics. he also wants to punish the VOLUNTEERS who make content for the in game shop if they don't fit his preferences.
6)Chris further alienates his player base and actively ignores what they want  from pervious votes surrounding the PXFC we can see players actively want more interesting themes for the contest. the April contest was tied between aliens and dark academia both would be outlawed according to Chris' own rules 
7) Chris admits there will be many more stupid trials. just like the trials against Richard Fromage, Dean Winchester and Melopmene. because of 'bad fashion' 
8) Chris pushes his shitty £10 book and threatens to prosecute anyone who doesn't. leading to more stupid trials 
9) Chris plans to make inflammatory topics every week to further spread hate as was the case with the gender debate he started 
10) he's going to have fashion police knocking on everyones door for bad fashion too. yaaaaay I'm so excited! (sarcasm obviously)
11) working for dictator Chris is a privilege according to Chris. 
12) opposition is encouraged- except the piss baby is crying over alternative fashion so you can see how healthily he reacts to opposition.
13) our dictator would like to push more people to pay him. (probably because of all those recently cancelled senatorships as no one wants to financially support him.) likely ximboland will become pay to win/pay to actually do anything. 
14) he wants to push creators. but again previously mentioned punishing volunteer creators for not making exactly the type of content he wants to see ignoring the player bases desires
TLDR: Chris is being a huge piss baby again. 

so anyway, where are we all jumping ship to when  nutboy burns this place to he ground by stepping on the toes of the majority of his playbase and pissing off all of his volunteers? 




08.04.2024 15:35:52
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