Quibitch - The Ultimate Fight Stage: Let’s Roast Some Ximbos

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26.04.2024 20:50:45
CarCrashBimbo

Becca is now up as well.  Her Quibitch is open ended for now.  No set end date. 
Thumbs up and down.  And any statements you want.  

26.04.2024 20:50:45
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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Atheista
26.04.2024 23:33:05
SweetasNuts parody

minister of fashion with no fashion taste because that makes sense. having someone post a outfit who also has no fashion taste is not going well for your role. its probably because people find you annoying that they dont want to bother with you. after all wasnt that what QUXcherro goverment said about you that you are annoying? looks like others agree

26.04.2024 23:33:05
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
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27.04.2024 05:44:14
CarCrashBimbo

This box will now be used as my assistant in judging certain Qui Bitch Competitors.

Please familiarize yourself with its function at the following link:
https://youtu.be/elILWnwY9bU?si=-wX4idDGqfj8WlLz

Thank you.
CCB - Bastard Fashion and Forum Cop

27.04.2024 05:44:14
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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28.04.2024 15:12:34
CarCrashBimbo



28.04.2024 15:12:34
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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29.04.2024 02:42:49
CarCrashBimbo

QUIBITCH CHALLENGE - Tash - Minister of Justice

Meet New Arrival Tash




Challenge: Defend The Red Xs.  Roast the Green Checks.



Go ahead.  You know you wanna.
Minister of Fashion Judgement in 24 hours

CarCrashBimbo
Quibitch Judge
Ministry of Fashion 

29.04.2024 02:42:49
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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29.04.2024 04:45:56
Slayyyocrates

I, Slayyyocrates, come to the defense of Viscerae:

1.  She makes eyebrows and other makeup items for us all to buy and use.
     How many eyebrows?  93 so far



As soon as Tash can afford it, I suggest she get a pair.
I owe viscerae gratitude for my entire face.
So in this instance, while the comment appears snarky, it is not.
It is the great artist telling the simple consumer to get with it!
especially since this particular customer is such a high ranking official!

Slayyycorates conclusion: Comment justified and excused.  
Recommended action: Tash should get eyebrows ASAP

I have no further comments.

Thank you for your time,
Slayyyocrates…The Hooker

29.04.2024 04:45:56
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
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30.04.2024 10:29:36
Abu Hamza

salam rational minister of hijab affairs,

i am presenting my latest outfit, inspired by another nightmare i had... suddenly wife was gone and i had to care for children. it is very unsual for my culture and frightened me very much, so i made this outfit to work through my emotions.
wife would of course never leave me in real life, first of all our marriage is perfect middle eastern dream marriage, but also she would not be able to leave room mashallah.

Abu Hamza

لسبب ما، كلما ذهبت إلى السجن، تراودني المزيد من الكوابيس. دكتور. وتشير دراسات اليامات إلى أنه لا بد أن يكون ذلك بسبب انسحاب جرعة الأفيون.
this picture includes only 3 of my future 14 arab children by the way.

peace be with you all and i am very curious to see our minister's judgment on how islamic my look is.
i personally would give it 8.5/10 virgins rating, if i do say so myself. 

 



30.04.2024 10:29:36
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



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30.04.2024 22:33:17
KatieBoutique

Becca77 wrote: (original post HERE)

1. This is The Submitted Outfit from Becca:

2..This is her Debate answer for Sports:
You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better work, b**ch
You want a Lamborghini? Sip martinis? Look hot in a bikini? You better work, b**ch
____________________________________________________________________________
This one is a no brainer, Crashy.  Yes! Bitch!  

Recommendation:
Quibitch Rating: 10/10 bitchez
Commentary: Slayyyballstastic


30.04.2024 22:33:17
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
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07.05.2024 05:17:01
CarCrashBimbo

Katie will be taking over the Quibitch Challenge for a bit.  
This next one is going to be a dooozy…

07.05.2024 05:17:01
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
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Agnostica
07.05.2024 11:40:58
Daphnee_Mino

Daphnee_Mino
my fav outfit is always my latest outfit... here it is. i don't put value on coxervative values necessarily but I have to admit there seems to be a lot of alignment in these values and my personal taste for ximbo style! i think this outfit shows that... beautiful rich red, free bleeding queen, effortlessly sexy in her luxury kitchen with her cute crusty white dog! so smart she is reading the newspaper while having breakfast..

07.05.2024 11:40:58

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