Quibitch - The Ultimate Fight Stage: Let’s Roast Some Ximbos

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23.04.2024
Senator

Level 57
Sex Appeal 141531
Reputation 16074
Posts 749
Reasonopia
01.06.2024 01:48:07
CarCrashBimbo

In this next Quibitch, I am going to roast the PXFC themes and the votes, then praise the June Contest Final Theme.
It’s real simple.  McBling?  Are you kidding me?  PLONK!
Here is a theme made for June in Bimboland, and I am thrilled it is our PXFC Contest for 2024:

Upcoming Prime Ximbo Fashion Contest - June 2024

Bimboland's Bikini Beach Bash

Welcome one and all to Bimboland's Pier-Side party.

Volleyball in Antitheocra
Dancing in Secville
Drinks in Freethinkerland
Games in Reasonopia
A Family Fun Center in Agnostica
Diving competition in Atheista.

Pick one of these places to go and dress the part. Remember to accessorize, as you remove those layers of clothes to reveal that beautiful beach body you get to show off for the month of June. Make a splash with a new hairstyle. Tease everyone when drinks lead to dancing, and makeup is your best friend. Bring a child to the Fun Center. Or Bare it All as you mess up your hair in a smooth cool splash into the deep end of the pool. There is real prizes for the best dressed at this party, so RSVP as soon as you visit your stylist or tattoo artist.

It would be so cool to even see a sidewalk clown, making balloon animals. Have some fun with this theme Bimbo's. You earned a party.




01.06.2024 01:48:07
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Level 66
Sex Appeal 222132
Reputation 16559
Posts 1044
Reasonopia
26.06.2024 14:28:34
Slayyyocrates

The Ximbledon Tryouts are now open to all states.
Legitimate Tennis players and legit outfits...
And a new Team 3 Category: Fashion Assassins- Special Ops - Opponent Intel

SpiffyFunPants is assigned the Captain of Team 3.
Are you really brave...enough...to join her team?  Prove it.
Get your feet on the court and swing a racket around...to downtown...London.

At The Greatest Show on Earth.  Center Court - Wimbledon.

Contest located in the Reasonopia Townhall.

Coach SOC
Reasonopia State Minister

26.06.2024 14:28:34
“The Truth is always found in the middle.” 
Citizen

Level 36
Sex Appeal 34950
Reputation 8557
Posts 431
Reasonopia
28.06.2024 22:07:58
XOD of Bimboland

Now that the July PXFC has been picked, it’s time for CarCrash to weigh in, Quibitch style, on the state of things in what was once a fashionable republic of adults.  GOOD LORD!

There will be lots of screen shots!  And analysis!  And Sasha Saxara will be her guest.

28.06.2024 22:07:58

Senator

Level 57
Sex Appeal 141531
Reputation 16074
Posts 749
Reasonopia
29.07.2024 06:48:11
CarCrashBimbo

I approve of Deans new outfit.  Time for some outfit Quibitch.

<copy of Deans new cowboy outfit failed to post from iPad>

29.07.2024 06:48:11
Please put down the broomstick and the cat…lol
Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124338
Posts 4365
Reasonopia
23.08.2024 23:40:03
KatieBoutique

Get ready cause her it comes the entire Ximdependent Party is rioting in the Coffee Shop over an outfit, brand new, by a VIP Senator that needs to be Quibitched immediately CarCrash Mino-Spears will do the honors.

Title: Excessive Disgusting Pointless Violent Murder Neck and Throat Gore - Scary for Himbo/Bimbo Shop item.


23.08.2024 23:40:03
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Minister of Entertainment

Level 47
Sex Appeal 80846
Reputation 48006
Posts 2185
Atheista
24.08.2024 00:24:16
Dean Winchester

*gurgling noises as I’ve been decapitated*

(I’ve had this outfit for a while tho y’all just now noticing?)

24.08.2024 00:24:16
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Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124338
Posts 4365
Reasonopia
24.08.2024 00:53:19
KatieBoutique

I don’t think the current Minister of Justice is going to want anything to do with this.

Minister of Justice Dean says:  I’ve had this decapitated body hanging in my closet for weeks and you’re just now noticing?  Here!  I’ve brought it out of my closet and I’m displaying it in my front window…facing the street!  You didn’t notice til now so there is nothing you can do about it!”

ShockJock Dean just offered his first Quibitch argument, defending his outfit.
As he gurgles he claims that it is he who has been decapitated.

who is the artist for the Neck and Throat Gore item in the Shop?
It was one of the earliest items in the scary for bimbo shop.
I have a feeling it is pre shop worker (2015)
and if that is the case it could be an item ported over from the Ma Bimbo game
and if it turns out that is the case I’m going to be sick.

24.08.2024 00:53:19
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Minister of Entertainment

Level 47
Sex Appeal 80846
Reputation 48006
Posts 2185
Atheista
24.08.2024 01:03:07
Dean Winchester

Gurgling noises continue as I flip you off with both hands

24.08.2024 01:03:07
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Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124338
Posts 4365
Reasonopia
24.08.2024 02:01:20
KatieBoutique

Dean Mordechai Winchester!  This is an outrage!

24.08.2024 02:01:20
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Minister of Entertainment

Level 47
Sex Appeal 80846
Reputation 48006
Posts 2185
Atheista
24.08.2024 02:15:40
Dean Winchester

My middle name is michael NOT mordecai 

24.08.2024 02:15:40
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