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24.10.2016 18:14:02
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So my cats been acting strange for a few days and I decide to pick the fight to get her in the carrier, and off we go to the vet. Always lying to her about where we are going (since I swear she can sense these things), we stop at the vet and wait long while accompanied by a (rather on the heavy side) sausage dog (not sure what they are called around the world) barking non stop. Finally get in to see the vet, he starts assessing Madams (yes that's her name) situation. He doesn't look to Happy and tells me she's over weight and stressed out... I look at him with total shock in my face - huh? How is she stressed? She eats all the time and complains non stop if I refuse to give her biscuits. She sleeps around 16hours a day, and gets treated like a little spoilt princess! On we go on a diet and stress relaxing injections every morning for a week. As I sit in his office waiting for the bill, I notice a poster on the on Wall regarding weight facts. Something like 7 out of 10 pet owners are also over weight just like their pet.. Omw! I left as soon as I could with my expensive bill and shattered self esteem. I mean us girls have curves and we're happy this way, i now also hate going to the vet! ;) Xoxo

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24.10.2016 21:13:10
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Replying to ^ post in a round about manner.
  It is just not pet's.   My 'pet piv' is seeing American children in grocery store's. 4 year old girls weighing 124 pound's +   because the mother's are morbidly Obese themselves and taught the child to eat all the junk food they can handle because the mother's do the same thing all day long.   Parenting by TV and a bag of chip's and soda.   All Free by the Government who gives them the food to satisfy a mother unable to work due to her own mental illness she just gave/taught to a child.   You would be in true shock if you could attend a grocery store in America and see this sort of generational sickness. 7 out of ten is a low number of the morbidly obese Humans in America at a 'Wal Mart' store.

   Women are meant to be curvy, to be sure.  Marilyn Monroe would be a perfect example of sexy, but not in today's society of the size 0/
 I'm 6 feet tall and my common size is a size 4 and that is only because I'm a recovering anorexic.  However I raised normal little boy's who are huge with strength. My oldest son married a woman who is tiny but weights around 240 pounds.  She is very fat for her frame of around 4 feet 6 inches. She resembles a soccer ball not a woman.   Guess what has happened?
 My oldest son has grown Fat too.  He eat's when she does.  He eat's now the same empty calories as she does.  He sit's on the couch watching TV as she does all day, except when he isn't working doing his 'computer Job'  
     Don't feel bad about the poster telling the truth.   A Cat's life is a very lazy one.    Especially a pampered one.   There isn't much else to do but eat, when there is no mice to catch,  or birds to chase, or walls to jump.   Domestication, has caused your cat's stress and overweight issue.....   Not You.

   I have 3 domesticated but purely 'outdoor cat's'.  I keep them to maintain my home rodent free, in a very rural area with so much wildlife in a forest.  I feed them store bought food,  but they still chase the mice and leave the little bodies on my door-step and oddly enough in my outdoor fire-pit too, as if they expect me to cook them...  This is a natural behavior of cat's, when well fed and loved.

   There is no stress because those cat's are allowed to be 'cat's  doing what comes natural to them.  I have literally seen my cat's jump rooftops, no human could ever dream of doing.  Gaps 20 feet or more 20 feet above the ground.   They defy death because they know they can do it.   They stay fit, all by themselves with good meals provided by me,  and don't eat the rodent's they catch.  They are domesticated,  but the feline nature is allowed to be pursued.  They are naturals when allowed to stay fit and healthy from kitten-hood.

   There is way's to give a cat a healthy lifestyle in a city environment too.  'cat tree's' and 'cat nip'.   Kitten's need goals, just as humans do.


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05.11.2016 17:02:39
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I love a certain store bought 'Pizza'. It is actually the cheapest brand in America,  but the crust is just totally awesome.   I am sort of pissed off about it right now because I was craving 'One'.
  For some stupid reason:   In the effort to be environmentally friendly the company decided to make the Pizza in a square shape. WTF ?
  I grew up with those Pizzas being round.   So why do I need a square Pizza in 2016?
  It just feels so wrong !!!!!!    
I hate even trying to cut the stupid looking Pizza !!!!!!
     It doesn't feel right, now and I feel like I'm eating a half naked hot sandwich.
  The advertising on the package claim's it is the same amount of Pizza, but it is no longer a Pizza, it's a half hot sandwich.............
  No matter how I try to look at it.   It's Stupid.  Where is the Pi in it?
   I would pay extra $$$$ if it meant my pizza could be round again.

    Now I can't even recycle the packaging too?  Environmentalism is insane,   I used to be able to recycle the cardboard in the past. but now the plastic foil wrapper must go to the land-fill.

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07.11.2016 14:48:39
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SQUARE shape pizza is definitely a new one for me lol!

I have always wanted to travel to America specially New York to try a pizza (always see these big slices on movies, wonder if its really like that??).  interesting fact about pizza, the first known pizza shop opened in Port Alba in Naples and is still there today. Esposito was called to make some pizza for the visit of King Umberto and Queen Margherita of Italy in the late 1800s.

There are so many amazing products and foods that go off the market in South Africa and its always the stuff I love most. Sometimes (if I'm lucky) these things come back but then the taste is just different.  I remember Doctor Pepper, really struggle to get it here (unless you find a hidden secret shop no one knows about).  I often see amazing things overseas and get so jealous of all the cool things available. One thing I did discover one night while doing some pub-crawling, a pizza cone! Found it at some late night festival and OMG it was like heaven lifted me up into a world of cheese and peperoni rivers! 

We also have a "food truck festival" coming up soon.  I'm sooo excited about this, as it is yet another thing I have seen on tv. Markets will showcase a rich selection of local vendors serving up authentic street fare ranging from shisa nyama and bunny chows to gatsbys, vetkoek, askoek, and fish and chips. Activities like beer tasting and an eating competition are also on the cards..

I have such a passion for food, although my cooking is somewhat questionable at times...LOL!

xoxo



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07.11.2016 16:09:23
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American pizza is certainly nothing like real Italian pizza. I had a pizza in Italy once and really didn't like it. Of course I have always had American style pizza, so I was very disappointed with something so bland and covered with tomatoes.  I hate cooked tomatoes and anything made with them 'cooked'.

  The best pizza here is from a chain store called Pizza Hut.  Look at the link and pictures/ menu.  It is so loaded with topping's it usually falls off the crust onto your plate.  I actually only eat them with a fork and knife because it can be very messy to pick them up.  Of course it depends on what you put on them.  Can you even imagine having even the crust filled with cheese?   Yes a stuffed crust Pizza is possible.
   I was fascinated with Gaga's description of the Food Truck Fair. I haven't got a clue what hisa nyama and bunny chows to gatsbys, vetkoek, askoek could even be as a food item.
   Food trucks have become very popular in my town too.  They set up an entire parking lot that operates year-round. They call it a food court.  It is sort of odd to say but they only serve Mexican food. The owner's of those trucks are from Mexico, so they are authentic, and better than actual Mexican restaurant's.  The construction worker's always crowd around the food truck's at lunch time, and some food truck's actually drive to very big construction site's for the worker's eating needs.
   They really are a fun experience to go to because they are usually very social to go to in the summer.  Like a picnic with strangers.

Dr. Pepper was my husbands favorite soda. Available everywhere.  It is actually a mixture of load's of sugar and prune juice.  A prune Juice soda, I always found that to be a funny idea, and I don't like it because I got sick as a child by drinking to many of them.  It does have an interesting flavor to it, and I would take a sip of his every once in a while, but never more than that..
 

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08.11.2016 08:33:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo wrote: 

 I haven't got a clue what shisa nyama and bunny chows to gatsbys, vetkoek, askoek could even be as a food item.

If anyone is interested: 

Shisa Nyama is a term used in many South African townships to describe a barbecue or braai where people (friends or families) come together to grill meat in an open fire (usually near a butchery. The site is usually provided by the butcher owner and only people who buy meat from the butcher are allowed to use the facility. Shisa nyama is a Zulu phrase and, literally, means to "burn meat".

Bunny chow, often referred to as a bunny,[1] is a South African fast food dish consisting of a hollowed out loaf of bread filled with curry. It originated in the Durban Indian community.[2] A small version of the bunny chow that uses only a quarter loaf of bread is sometimes called a kota ("quarter"), a name it shares with spatlo, a South African dish that evolved from the bunny chow.[3]

Vetkoek /ˈvɛt.kʊk/ is a traditional South African fried dough bread common in Afrikaner cookery. It is either served filled with cooked mince (ground beef) or with syrup, honey, or jam. It is thought to have its origins from the Dutch oliebollen, which date from the time of the migration period. It is similar in taste to Mexican sopapillas.[1]The word "vetkoek" literally means "fat cake". It is similar in shape to a doughnut without a hole, and is made from flour, salt and yeast. Dough is rolled into a ball then deep fried. In a traditional South African braai, or barbecue, vetkoek may be served alongside boerewors. Koeksisters are made from a similar, but sweeter, dough but are braided in long strips then coated in a sticky sweet syrup.

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12.11.2016 02:23:09
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I'm totally laughing right now.
   Jose'  my Mexican man toy, arrived while I was in a bath.   I didn't even dry off, and opened the door naked.  He grabbed my ass then his cell phone said he had a message from work. ++++++++++.   I caught him taking pictures of me when my back was turned to him,  so I'm sure this will be big new's for his circle of friend's.   Ehaha,  I don't really care.  I have a very beautiful body and understand his need for a trophy photo. 

  Right now one hour later he is still texting.   I did finally put on some panties,  and let him take a few pictures, of my ass,  but he is totally absorbed in his phone.     He could be having sex right now.  

     Yet cell Phone's are obviously a perfect form of birth control right now for me.
   It is just so odd to me why he showed up on my door step unannounced when I was in the mood,  and is doing nothing with a woman in 'Slutty Mood'.
  His Phone is annoying me badly !!!!!!!
   Just sitting in my house as I am dressed in only panties.
  Men ?     I think they just like sitting on my sofa.   He is only looking at me between messages.
   Gurrrrrrrrrrrrr 
  The Mexican culture / male's frustrate me.  Can you tell?

He finally got off the phone, and requested a dance from me.   I had him so turned on in 4 minuets,   LITERALLY ONE SONG.
   I then let him have sex with me, and it was over in less time than one song.   Hahahahaaaaa.
        I got his sperm swimming in me right now hoping I get pregnant !!!!!!!

     Weird huh?  
I don't love him at all,  but I want his DNA.  He just want's to f'ck me and cheat on his wife, I guess..........
  Mutual assured 'goal's.'   
Bizarre !!!!    He really isn't a good sexual partner.    He said I felt like a virgin, but I barely felt him at all.   It was all a bit disappointing sexually for me,  but  I got what I wanted all the same.    He will now wish to donate regularly to my quest for the perfect baby.   
Jose' just seems to like having a very sexy thin American Blond woman to f*ck.
  Seems like fun to me, because it is so emotionless and he is helpless to pre-mature ejaculation.   
    I'm much to sexy for him to control himself better.
Who is using who?
  

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13.11.2016 02:25:34
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I was thinking about my previous post all day.
   It seems so irrational, but I feel really bad for Jose's wife. I've met her on at least 30 different time's, and I actually adore her. She is very cute in her own way too. The perfect Mexican wife, actually.
    I do feel so much guilt right now, because I have exposed her husband to the sexual perversion of a professional porn star/worker. I hope and pray he does not expect her to do what I'm willing to do for a pleasurable effect. It is just not fair....... !
   I just want her husband's sperm,  She can keep the man.  But I really don't like the idea of damaging her sex life with her husband.
        I'm afraid I may have already.
  I used to just dance for him, for the past 2 years because he was always very respectful of my personal space while performing.
         Yesterday I let him have sex with me for the first time.  My desire to have a baby made me very foolish, and I fear I will seduce him again.
  He is now totally under my control....   Yikes !!!!!!!!

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17.11.2016 12:52:14
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Maybe his experience with you could awaken his sexy times with his wife?

I was watching this series last week called You Me Her, and even though it was a little weird I so enjoyed it and the idea behind the creation of the show.  You Me Her is an American television show that revolves around a suburban married couple who is entering a three-way romantic relationship, otherwise known as a polyamorous relationship.  What begins as an impulsive "date" between suburban husband Jack and neophyte escort Izzy, spins into a whirlwind three-way sexual affair including Jack's wife Emma, whose been keeping secrets of her own. Over a span of just 10 days, their "arrangement" breaks free of its financial bonds to become something else entirely: A real romance, with real stakes, involving three real people, confronting viewers with the compelling question: What if your best, truest, happiest life looked nothing like you thought it would? Would you be brave enough to live it?

I was completely sucked in by this story and how this relationship with the escort took shape, how it bettered the couple completely and pulled them out of the rut they were in.  People get so use to the in and out of everyday and routines, we forget to care for each other.

xxx


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17.11.2016 16:35:31
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As you describe the show, Gaga, my life is very similar.  Except I'm distanced emotionally and it it just for show.  I control the situation with the Men. They have more to lose if their wives find out.   OH did I say I'm sleeping with two married men right now.   Just occasionally not very often.  So it is very interesting when it does happen.
Polygamy was a very well seen occurrence in the desert southwest of America.  It is a very well studied situation by ME.  It is also a very interesting topic all by itself.  Personally  I believe I would enjoy living in a polygamist marriage.  Having a sister wife would be very fun I think,
   I know that sounds weird, but I studied the history and it was the women who spent the most time together.   raising babies.   
     


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