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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
24.08.2016 02:45:37
HeavenLeighBimbo
My 'stalker' is back.
   No new player's would remember this story,   but WOW.....   Want to hear a STORY from HEAVEN and HELL?

   My relationships and sexual activity can be rather INSANE.
    My Stalker kidnapped me, on the day I buried my  husband,   Right  from the cemetery, even !!!!
   Locked me up in a room, and sexed me up, for the next 12 hour's and let me go.  Then I didn't see him for a year, when he broke into my house.
  Again and again,  this is his pattern.

  He shows up about once every 2 year's with a new surprise, kidnapping.
   So far he is just leaving Note's.....   Love letter's actually.......

     I'm not scared,    He has been very kind, even if it is a bit on the creepy side of criminal.   He has never disarmed me and let me keep my service weapon,  so he can't be all that bad, and I was never frightened.....
     I took off my clothes very willingly when faced with a handsome man who can plan an EXTREME DATE, with such skill and not be killed in the process by me.
      Seriously !!!!!!!
   The whole story is best left in the Pub over drinks.............   
      It's to unusual for any other place.

  Yike's !!!!!!   
    If I disappear for a few day's, God only know's where I am.
        Most likely 'Naked' somewhere in the world, being a total sex toy.  
                     No worries.
    He just knows how to sweep me off my feet and disappear me.
(pleasurably)

   Do not try this at HOME, or with your men....   CAUTION is ADVISED.





24.08.2016 02:45:37
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
04.09.2016 09:32:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
I watched an entire 1st season of a TV show done in French, and suddenly my brain has EXPLODED. 

    The Second Season is so poorly written......,  I will continue to watch,   but it is purely painful to see such ignorant and childish dialog.
    The first Season, was Brilliant !!!!!!
        2nd.season<......  seems to have been written by a heroin/morphine/ addict on a cell-phone in a Las Vegas Casino room.
 DEAD......    ' The RETURNED '.   
     
   augggggger......   slutty 15 year old Zombie's..........      Oh, this didn't work well with my current state of mind !!!!!!!!
    [ just saying ]
 I HAte anything - Non-fiction.
            
  I deal with Zombie's Everyday in America......   And even they are more Stupid.......   HAHA.
   GET IT RIGHT   at least
 ((((*))))  ((((*)))). 

04.09.2016 09:32:45
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
16.09.2016 06:36:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

Men who get me drunk, get surprises.
  I was really bad tonight, with Jose'.
  He wanted to have sex, but I was in just a dance mode.    
   This post could become very nasty, if I described it, yet no sex actually happened.

   I love getting naked, and pushed Jose' to the limit's of his control.
       
        I was in a mood to be a control freak, and let him get close enough to touch, everything  yet, I wiggled away every time he tried to enter my body.

He has before,  but  I love being so viscous with him, and yet he keeps coming back to me for more frustration.  We have history.  He told me tonight I am better than his Wife.   Duhh,... but this is what set me into 'Bitch-mode'.   He wasn't getting anything more than a 'tease' from me for that comment about another woman.

      Men are such good toys, when your focused on being a total bitch-dancer.
    Just this morning I was cursing myself for being lazy with my morning routine.
   In the evening, he showed up unexpected, and I saw an opportunity to see how slutty I could be within millimeter's of his sexual organ.
   I drove him insane, in a good way, and he left all by himself because he knew I was not giving in to his charm's.   
     He even left the wine he brought for me.   Haha,  We never even opened it.
   I have a bad habit of answering my door in pantie's at 22:00, and it was instant playtime, from that point . 

     Insane?  This is just the 'Disney' version of a Bimbo's life.

  Whorish?   Maybe a little bit,  but
   I loved the workout session the most. I guess I just needed him to be a 'prop' for me to perform well.
     I wasn't having the best of day's and dancing is my outlet.  He helped me out, all the same.

   I know he will come back for more private show's. 3 year's and counting, and he know's everything I do is just a performance.   I am comfortable with him. 





16.09.2016 06:36:52
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
16.09.2016 21:57:22
HeavenLeighBimbo
@^   Haha, Shocking someone would dare write about nasty shit like this.
     Ehh, it's my life.   
   People have become so frightened of reality, and instead go to bar's and take drug's. Doing this sort of shit every day.
  Unable to even write on the internet, unless it is to mock ' OTHER PEOPLE'.
Mocking myself and my slutty behavior, is sort of more fun.

   Jose' and YOU experienced a moment with me.
   Did it make you uncomfortable ?
         GOOD.


16.09.2016 21:57:22
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kathiegym
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kathiegym
19.09.2016 05:04:23
kathiegym
Hmmmmm... Then, do you consider this thread as closed?

19.09.2016 05:04:23
LOVE YOURSELF
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
28.09.2016 02:21:33
HeavenLeighBimbo
Jackie is such a sweet woman.   I'm totally in love with her and her children.    Tianne was so adorable today.   She love's being held by me, and her older brother's, just wanted to play sport's with me, and Jackie breast fed the baby.     I really cannot describe how beautiful it is when I am with her, in word's.
    It amazes her to see me  with her older son's.   She cannot control or teach them very well.   With me, they melt, and are like clay.   I never realized the difference an educated teacher can have on children till I focused my attention on the youngest son, without his older-brother, competing for my attention.
    I really miss being a primary teacher.
        I feel so blessed that I have Jackie in my life.    Once again, I wish it was allowed for me to marry her....    I would in a heart- beat.    
                Glad I'm in a Pub.....
   Women can dance together and the boyfriend's don't get jealous.
   Her children were the one's who hung on my clothes, and every word, and Jackie stood back and watched my parenting skills.    
       She was stunned, because they never treat her with such respect.

What is better than being in love ?   Having children who love you dearly because they are taught skills for life.
     The boy's and I had so much fun today.   Jackie just got wet, and wanted me to hold her too once the boy's were tucked into bed.
          I love to cuddle up with her when her chores are all done.
   She melted me, and she did nothing but have 3 babies.    
      I love them all so MUCH.
 


28.09.2016 02:21:33
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
01.10.2016 06:37:25
HeavenLeighBimbo
My sex life is so silly.
       Jackie invited her friend over, to a bonfire/BBQ at my home and I kissed her friend.........   She Kissed so well, and was .......
   a A perfect match with tongue-kissing.......      This never happens to me  !!!!!!    First time kissing, is usually uncomfortable for me.
   We French-Kissed, for over an hour while dancing, and in public.........   Her lips were delicious, and she held my ass,  and I got lost in her hand's.

      Jackie,   did something naughty to me.......   She found a woman who is more 'bitchy' than myself, and she smelled like strawberries..........
           Now this is going to get ugly !!!!!!!!!        I feel like I cheated on JACKIE.......
         Just with a single KISS,   OK  it lasted a few hour's   but...........    AUGGGE,       I was SOOOOOO   bad......   and......   OMG....  
 I couldn't help my desire.    
    Few women kiss so well.   
       She did one better on me though.......
   She made me 'QUIVER'.....   and didn't take me right then.........
            I love a woman with self control......   especially when I completely lost my own.......  
 What an awesome kiss !!!!!!   SERIOUSLY.

01.10.2016 06:37:25
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
05.10.2016 01:34:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
I have such a unique problem.   My body is too perfect.   I actually scare people who are of common attractiveness.    
That previous statement sounds so VAIN, but what if it is also the pure truth?
   From my earliest days as a child I could tell I was treated so much more differently by everyone, when standing next to classmate's.  Even on field trips'
  [   do those still happen in the 21st century?  ]
   I've begun to see it as a curse.   I 'hush' entire public places when I walk into them.  Everyone turns to stare in total shock, when I just walk into a gas station/truck-stop.    Today sort of bothered me, because I opened a door for a common American woman who was a bit overweight and let her go through the door first.   Then I walked in, and it was like everyone in the entire store fell silent, and both men and women just turned and stared at me.    I just flashed a smile, and continued to the cashier, with little children pointing in my direction, and men watching my ass and women checking out my dress.
    They didn't do that to the woman who walked in just one second before I did.
           I feel so uncomfortable being judged on just my attractiveness.    It even transcends racial divides, that have become so apparent in America.
    I seem to be a new race entirely.   A Sex Object. 
    I am beginning to fear for my safety in America.
   Who is going to hate me next?
    Wearing a uniform, or in a bikini ?
    Who is going to want to harm me, just because I look special, or more attractive, or wealthy, or _________ just unique.
          I really do my best to just be totally common, and I even don't wear makeup, because if I do  I really look like a movie star in public and life get's really difficult for me.     
   It is so silly that it is my curse in life when so many other people have real problem's to deal with.   
   My problem was that I was bourn.
     I need a drink and to get drunk and just cry about the unfairness in the world.


05.10.2016 01:34:01
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MonsterGaGa
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MonsterGaGa
23.10.2016 19:05:20
MonsterGaGa
So just popping in.. I have been seeing the same guy on/off for what seems like forever (since I was 15 now 30) and things have always been "not normal". We fell in love and it was this real "boy meets girl" story, we we're from different types of homes and grew up different in so many ways. Since we both didn't really have knowledge of relationships, we learnt as we got older and we made some mistakes along the way... We have broken up so many times that I have lost count and didn't even bother sharing the news with family and friends. Now for the so many time we have gotten back together again, things are awesome! At 30 I feel like I'm finally understanding who I am and what I want. I also know what I don't want, and I do feel like that's the number one thing to "get". We have decided to go at this relationship thing completely different, we do everything 50/50. Sex, money, life, work and everything else! I have weekends were I'm so busy, I don't c him and it's fine! My friend think it's wierd, but I love that we can have me time and it's fine! Sometimes I wonder if old fashioned ways are toxic? Is there some traditions that are just so sacred that we need to stick to them? My parents have loved each other their whole life, they are together all the time and do everything together. I find it too boring, like there's no mystery. Yet they have a successful marriage.. Makes me wonder sometimes, my therapist just told me one day that there's nothing as normal these days-so why expect normality? Just a thought :) Xoxo

23.10.2016 19:05:20
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HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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HeavenLeighBimbo
23.10.2016 20:33:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
I'm saving a reply      TOO monster Gaga for a few hour's because it was AWESOME.
    
  I gave up on Bimbolands, and walked my forest........      Guess what I saw ?     Honey=== BEES.....
            My flowers are still blossoming.   In October Snow.   This is no joke or an attempt at foolishness.
     Honey bee's are a sign of good crops for  my culture.
  To see one in October,   and this late in the season is witchcraft.
     Normal for a HONEY BEE.   So it is NORMAL for a human female to feel normal.
  I rejoice in a woman who found her footing on PLANET EARTH.
       She found it by being herself with a little help from friend's.....
   OH MY GOD be Christian or Muslim,  it doesn't really matter......  We all exist in the same world.........
       Mine was seeing Honeybees kissing the flowers I planted  in the spring as it should be winter right now.....
   Monster Gaga woke up to a life she is about to enjoy.     A woman with a purpose. 

         I was so proud of her post,  I began to cry.     
  A citizen who really understands what it is to be a Bimbolander.

Because this is the PUB and I will speak a 'drunken truth' to all women......
   Your Fucked.

   You love your BAD boy's....   and you cannot change your nature.     
   The Honey Bees had a bad summer,  and still are seeking food for the winter, for the queen-bee.........  
   Environmentalist's have no clue.......    How life really works........
          Grow to an age of 30   and I SWEAR  your perspectives CHANGE.
 Most likely your raped, drugged or murdered before your cell phone can give you good advice.
  Most women will never even have a chance to GROW up in the 21st Century.
   You made your men EVIL.  Even your Government will Drug you with anti deppresant's, and you may as well be a 'horny Methamphetamine user'.   Your not going to change men with a drug YOU TAKE, to change YOUR life.
   Who can he fuck Next?    You have no feminine skills but an ASS and a cell phone to ' sext' with.  
  So thank your social media and whoring and porn for your 'New Life with Men' without any purpose.    GURRRRR.
       I laugh at modern 21 year old's...     You have the skills of a 'compost heap'.   You will slowly die without LOVE.
   Yet, none of you will do what it take's to be human.....
  Kick your man in the balls and say' Respect me for who I AM'.   Are you a lover  or a trophy?   Worse still; are you just a babysitter and a punching BAG.

   I personally like being unobtainable.....   Men fight for the privilege,  and I laugh.  I am a real princess  and men fawn all over me, even though I'm old and cynical.    Men, at least, if somewhat educated can talk me out of my clothes.     
     I'm not about to lower my standards for what a man should be, just because  I don't want to feel lonely.
    I am a Queen-Bee.   and I'd rather dance with my best friend's'  in Honey.

[PS; This was not a critique on Monster Gaga in any way....  This was just my own opinion on the modern world of sexual relationships, and marriages.]
   She was just inspiring to me,  and that is a welcome thing in my world of Bimboland's.
   It is a link:  Muhahahaaaa   Love Your Project's......    !!!!!!   Even if they are ??????????   SEXY.

Guess why the Owner of this GAME and new Prime Bimbo is Terrorized By me?
     One committed suicide already !!!!
            Muhahahhhaaaaaa......    
 Spammers just played to my 'full house'
        
   I will keep fighting for a true Bimboland's !!!!!!
    I have the Owner in a head 'LOCK'.    




       
 

23.10.2016 20:33:01
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