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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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29.07.2016 01:30:54
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  When I go out in public I never know what to expect.
  Today had me laughing so hard because of a little girl about 6 year's old.
   She saw me with my service weapon.
  Her instant chatter about me, totally embarrassed the father who was with her.
  "A girl in a skirt with a GUN !!!!,"  it was priceless !!!!!!
 Wildlife like me is not very common. [and] I felt a bit special being spotted by a little girl on holiday.

  The father must have been hiding something because he suddenly got very scared of me. Yet he couldn't stop his daughter from talking about the woman with a gun........
     I love seeing people wiggle around the obvious.  His daughter was thrilled to see who she could be when she grows up.   The father was just totally in fear of me.    I'm not to sure how I feel about that,  but it was fun for me to see the little girl,'light-up' seeing who she could be someday.
      I lit up my car,  just for her and her glee made her father relax a bit.
  I was just directing traffic after an accident and his was the first in line.
  A totally boring experience, but one that totally made a little girl's day.  The father was really relived when I directed him to GO, because the little girl was climbing out of the window's trying to watch my every move.   
   So who want's a flashy car and a sidearm ?
                Today it was a little girl with big dreams.
   I heard everything, as I was standing right next to the SUV the whole time.
   I don't think he was very comfortable around me or his own daughter at that moment.
  I can't blame him, he was just being a man who feared he was going to jail, even though it was nothing like that.
   Idaho does not have random check-point's, so it is really funny when I stop tourist's.    They all think I'm going to haul them off in cuffs.
         Thank you Big city politic's and a bloated government.   You have made people fearful of everyone.  Even girls in skirt's with a gun as an accessory at  an accident site .
         Fines must be Hell in other States.  This guy was shaking !!! as his daughter was filled with wonder about 'little old me'.
  Baked in the sun.  I couldn't have been too sexy to look at.

29.07.2016 01:30:54
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29.07.2016 11:28:40
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Really bad shit happened to me......
   A man went totally crazy parting with me.   Then called his wife to pick him up........   UGLY situation.
   She was so Pissed off,  and seeing me didn't help the situation.
   It is Odd because men  really respect me,  and this man was just interested in my 'Shop'
     Till  I showed him my stripper pole.
   He was mesmerized, and he had to call his wife to pick him up.......
         It was so funny......   I had to get his wife safely to my door step,  and handed a drunk husband to her.
     I wanted to dance,  and he wanted to watch.........    No sexual activity,   but WOW,    I just love teasing men.

     I just had to fuck up this man's life...........  His truck is still parked in my yard,  and nobody knows where the key's are.
   He got lost kissing my ass, and I just closed my eye's and became a total Whore for him.      Purely visual !!!!!!!
     I had so much fun dancing like that for someone that never expected this and I sort of kidnapped him with my ASS.
   The man got a private dancer,  and he LOVED it till he discovered  he had no key's.

   'Wife'y' didn't like seeing me and my home.........  Yet, I just danced for him.........    I even went into the wood's to take her to her husband.   It was 'Crazy'
  given a weak moment I may have had sex with him,  but I was only in a teasing MODE.
  His wife was lucky this time. [seriously ] it was not a good  thing.
  I was,lustful and he was ? enraptured..... 
    I danced and let him touch me just for a new experience.....
    I think a man has a lot of explaining to do,  but his wife was really nice to me, as I lead her to her MAN in the darkness.

    I was sore.  LOLROF  just dancing,  so get your mind out of the gutter.   I did not have sex with the man,  but could have with a slip of my panties.
   His wife is going to be so ANGRY  just because he watched a star get naked.

  She should forgive him, because I admit  I was wanting to devour a man's soul.
  He did his best,  but he got to touch me...... 7 people in 40 year's have had that privilege.  He was nice,  and just let me dance for him........  How could I not let him touch my ass?
    I need that sometimes.  His wife is not like me....   :(      My BAD,  but TEASING is a sport to me too.
   Guess who?    Party Bus.
.

29.07.2016 11:28:40
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29.07.2016 13:35:08
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I went a bit crazy today.    OK, REALLY crazy !!!!
   Jackie and her daughter caused me to dance for them,  and it gathered a few more watcher,  than I expected in the Park,
        It was a party for her older son's, but   I let my clothes slip a bit toward's the trampy side of life.    
   Jackie was stunned,   and her boy's were hugging my naked legs.............
    It is insane......   the only men allowed to watch me dance are 6 and 8 year's old and such respectful children...
    Jackie needed a smile,   and she know's my history.     She wanted a performance, and I was also in the mood to give it to her..
  I danced to this song .......  Old and really not a typical song for American's.
   My dance partners were 6,8,and 28.
    All inclusive,  till the wife picked up the oldest baby.
    Jackie was asleep,  and she doesn't mind me sharing my body/ visually.    She is awesome like that to me.    I love being naked,  and she allows me some free time to strip for men.    She is the best mate a princess could ever ask for,    I truly LOVE HER.
   This was the sound track for my private party.    one woman, 2 men, and 3 children and 2 dog's bigger than me.
         I loved performing for them tonight.   I really don't do that very often.   Jackie made a special request, and I got a bit carried away............ 
  No video available,   I was lucky to find this version of my playlist on You Tube.
    Use Your Imagination.     

29.07.2016 13:35:08
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29.07.2016 22:15:25
HeavenLeighBimbo
My girlfriend is more amazing than me !!!!!
  Her daughter at 1 year and one month is now speaking 'Sign language.'
  It is funny because she is teaching me 'sign' at the same time.

      This baby and woman is so SPECIAL  I feel unworthy of her friendship.
 she is everything I am not....  my perfect playmate, and we haven't gone there yet....   but after today....   ?

 Seems someone wanted my body in a totally cute way.   Wearing a Hello Kitty belly ring,  was making them want to tickle me.   Jackie had one before getting Pregnant,   So she really is obsessed with my tummy.
   It must be very difficult for her to sleep with a woman with a perfect body, but she also know's  I Love her.  so she forgive's me, my major flaws.
    I weep.....    because today was just so beautiful playing game's and talking to a baby in sign language.
       I'm so blessed by GOD,  and It wouldn't be right if I didn't thank him for my 'LIFE'.
    /Given an angel/ [?];.........   WOW,  I didn't expect that !!!
  so far........  
 Her boy's are really responding to a 'teacher' .   Jackie kicked a 7 year old boy out of the house,  Then I dried his tear's in 30 second's,   and made him apologize to his baby sister and mother,  
   Jackie is cursed with a very bimbo-princess.    That must be HELL.


29.07.2016 22:15:25
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03.08.2016 01:11:35
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It always amazes me how ignorant driver's are to law's.  Tourist's I can sort of excuse for not understanding what the different color of 'flashy light's on car's that are following them.  They pull over instantly because it is scary for international driver's to see any car that looks offical.   By law,  when I'm flashing pure 'Yellow' they are supposed to continue driving if I approach them from behind.  Yielding only if they approach me.  Just like any common 'Yellow light'  on a pole.  Do you stop at Yellow Light's while driving?  Most speed up to get through the intersection before the light turn's red.   The same thing applies to me. Except I'm a movable traffic signal.  When moving, 'Yellow' just mean's be careful and don't get between me and the truck in front of me. (simple version of the law)    
   I had a farmer do the stupidest thing this morning while moving tractors and wheat thresher's along a major road to Yellowstone.  15 MPH in a 55 zone. \
  OK that is expected.  The turn to my private road was just a mile ahead, and the tourist's were all backed up not knowing what to do with a tractor, but there was a passing lane, so most chose to use it.  So when I approached the train of tractor's I just put on my light's because I was turning right in a mile, and didn't want to stop them,  so just stayed behind them because I was in no hurry.  It was only a mile to my turn after all.

   Oh NO, they all had to pull over for me, 100 meter's till my turn, and in doing so, they blocked the whole road, causing me a real disaster.  All I could do was close the road, get out of my car and scream at them too, " get back to the farm they were going too."

   I couldn't get to my private road, and the highway was stopped and backing up quickly.   I ended up having to stand in the middle of the road, in a neon vest and skirt, and the tourist's seemed more interested in cell phone photo's of me and my car, with tractor's in the background, than actually driving at that point.
    I became the wildlife, to take pictures of, all because I didn't want to get 'rear-ended' by speeding traffic approaching slow tractor's going to a neighbor's farm.   OH MY GOD,  that was embarrassing !!!  One by one,  they all had to go slower to get just the right angle on a cell phone photo.
    Tourist's are so pathetic sometime's.
    The farmer's son had an excuse.  He was 14 year's old,  and legal to drive farm equipment on public road's and I frightened him....  
  He got a very stern lecture from me !!!!    I hate being called mame' but I think he understood what he did wrong and was really relieved when I stopped the traffic so he could get back onto the road.   It would have been nightfall if I didn't, because the poor kid was trapped in traffic at this point with a 60 foot long 'thresher attachment' .  
   Who need's the Big City for excitement ?   Not me.
   I should have been home an hour and a half sooner.   That was one VERY LONG Mile Home !!!!


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04.08.2016 06:02:08
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I got drunk tonight.  So with my car in the driveway and no KEY's,  I wanted to see what my 'flashy light's' looked like to a drunk person.
    OMG  it was so amazing !!!
  I've never looked at them from this perspective. (of course I wasn't at risk of going to jail,  but I can imagine doing my share of escapes as a teenager.)
  Being in my driveway in front of my car, with my shadow on a white garage door with strobe light's vibrating back and forth,  Whoa !!!!!!

   I need to figure out a way to video 'a dance,' now in pure darkness.
  Speed Tech Lights.com sent me an AMAZING GIFT !!!!    Whoa,  this sort of stuff never happen's outside a dance club,  and even then !!!!!   It doesn't compare to  what it did to my shadow on the garage door.   I was mesmerized by my own shadow because it was putting my body in a stereo image and I looked even thinner than I am.  It was cartoon'ish !!!
  3 dimensional as multiple color's reflected off my body and the white background.
  
       I can share this,  once I can have Jackie take a video of a strip tease for her.   She must see this to believe it, because I never have seen this before.
     Not exactly the way 'police light's' should be used, but   I pulled myself over, to dance, and it was STUNNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
         I got 'wet' watching a shadow of myself on a garage door !!!!! 
 Doing it in front of a mirror never had this effect on me.    OMG !!!!  
  I want to do it again, but lighting up this light bar will draw un-wanted attention if I do it longer than a single song.  The police will stop to assist me at home if they see it.  I'm a little 'special' to them and I'm not inviting them to see me at home.
  
   Could be funny,  but no need to ruin my reputation for a few pint's and a song and dance in my driveway.
   SpeedTech.com,  just wanted my review of their product so I decided to look at them from all perspectives.
  OMG,
     I'm SOLD and I hope they send me something for my 'Bam'ulance' to test !!!!
       I will buy some 'flush mount LED flasher's' for it because it is totally camouflaged and really invisible in all condition's.
             That is not always a good thing.
  'Wet,'   is my review !!!!!!!!  but I'll write something better for them !!!!!!!!!!!! in the morning :)

  Does a professional really have a place in Bimboland's?
   The owner of a silly 'Bimbo game' is so disrespectful it make's me, iLL.   
Enough said !!!!!!!!!!




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06.08.2016 08:02:27
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It is so odd to be part of what could be called a polygamist relationship. 2 women and one man and 3 children, none of whom are mine.
  I just sleep with Jackie,  Yet emotionally it is so difficult to be in love, with the situation.
  Jerimie  is very kind to Jackie in allowing us this sort of relationship.   So I do actually love him for it, but it drive's me insane too because I don't like the way he treats her young son's.  He is actually the same age as me, and Jackie is 12 year's younger than us.   I understand HER, because I WAS her.   Jerimie is just a drug addicted man who is never stable.
  In my opinion he is just a 'dick' for Jackie.   He even act's like one to.
       However, he treat's me so much differently.
     He know's I'm armed and will Shoot him, if he give's me the slightest cause.       Yeah,   he behave's around me and Jackie as much as he can.
   It's all you can expect from a modern man,  so why fight it.  I have what I want.  He pay's some bills for Jackie,  and is actually a pleasant man when sober........   OK......  He is very sexy, when he want's to be........  He is such a skilled musician too,  I love him for reason's of my own too, yet he has never had sex with me because he know's I have problem's with MEN.  It's a dangerous game and he know's my 'deepest FLAWS'.  One wrong word and I would break his neck.  SEX between us would never work out very well.

     I'm not going to take that away from Jackie, because I'm in love with her too.
   I don't care if he watches me 'make love' to her.   I find it rather exciting actually.  She is wonderful in bed after a bath with me,  So it all work's out well.
   As bizarre as It may sound.

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07.08.2016 06:12:41
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After Jackie left my home for her's, something must have happened and it didn't look good.

I have a friend who is admittedly mentally ill. A burned out meth head,  but is under treatment.   He has a bad habit of showing up on my door step with his girlfriend when hungry.  Worse yet they showed up with babies that were not theirs.  It turned out it was the girlfriend's grand children, and she was acting very crazy saying how much she hate's all children.
  I don't like him in my home, so I took them to my pool area to feed them and change the children's diaper's.
  Jackie's boyfriend just happened to pass by the fence separating our properties and noticed my friend, Chariley.  They apparently spent time in prison together.   I saw Jerimie just the night before, but this morning he was bloody and bruised.  I wasn't part of the conversation, but I could hear him say to Charley that he got so drunk the previous night he fell down.  
   What a liar !!!   Jackie left my house at 2:00 AM with her children, because she didn't want to be around him while he was drunk, and thought he might be asleep by then.   Apparently not !!!  
   I never heard a fight, but of course our land's are very far from one another.
      I was wondering why I didn't see the boy's and Jackie this morning, because usually by noon the boy's are knocking at my door to play with me.
   I haven't called Jackie yet, for the whole story, but it seem's she beat the hell out of Jerimie  and he wasn't to keen on the idea of telling me what happened and has been avoiding me all day.
  It was for the best,  I think.  He really doesn't want to get on my 'bad-side' too.
    I have to admit I'm totally laughing right now.   He looked like hamburger.  Jackie is my partner in more way's than one.   She wasn't drunk because she is still nursing her baby, but mean as hell and a fighter when she need's to be.

        I'll check in on her at her aunt's house in a few day's.   I certainly want to hear this story from her perspective.  It's got to be a good one, because the last I saw of Jerimie the previous evening he was just working in his garage and being responsible and sober.   He really doesn't drink around me, but he seems to have consumed to much, while the children and Jackie were with me.
      He should know better.   I was sort of wondering why she stayed so late into the morning with me.  That is not common with the 3 children with her. She is usually very good about bed time's for her children.   I should have noticed something was wrong, but I didn't because I was just having fun playing with her son's the whole evening.
   I wish she would have just stayed, and she should have, but she doesn't talk about her relationship problem's with me.   She already know's my reply.   She could move in with me if he leave's him for GOOD.   It has been said, so many time's before.



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11.08.2016 05:25:14
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Oh, today has been so odd.    After a day like I wrote about in the Real Life thread,
 I had to take the day off.  Post Traumatic Stress, is what everyone calls it. Indeed !!!
   I can't believe I acted out so bad, using SEX with a friend who just came by for a visit.   He caught me at a very vulnerable time, and I didn't tell him the story I could share with you.  He doesn't know what I do for a living.  I'm just the cutie that he like's to look at.
    We hardly even talk, as there is a slight language barrier between us.  My Spanish is poor,  and his English is very poor too.  He just like's to watch me and always has a tall Bottle of Corona Extra Especial  just  for me.  He Drinks cheap American beer for some reason, but bring's me the imported stuff. Weird.
     He is not wealthy at all and I always feel so bad that he bring's me a gift like that, just to watch me walk around, (normally)  I'm the total opposite of his wife, and he find's it fun to see how differently I move.  I am very graceful, and add a beer and I really can turn on the charms.  His wife is so short, a bit overweight and very timid.
  
I find it fun to have such devoted attention when I'm not really in the mood for talking.   I feel very ashamed right now.
      I shouldn't have lost control around him like that.  I just wanted to feel wanted for just my body and nothing else.
   Then for me to cause him to lose total control so badly that he prematurely ejaculated, is going to make it difficult for him to see me again.
        Did I mention that he is a married man? 

  Oh this was bad on so many levels.   I need a drink in the Pub tonight, and I don't want to be near or see any men at all.   I'm to dangerous around them.

   Thank God for a Forum where I can be invisible.
    I hope everyone is drunk when they read this.  Totally a 'Pub' like moment......

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15.08.2016 04:51:02
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I'm getting drunk right now....   so please excuse some insanity...........
     I fucked 'up' a man yesterday.   His wife was pleased that I did.
  Then I am hugging on my girlfriend all day with her boyfriend, watching.......

    Then I have her older children in my care..............
   Jackie was looking at me like I was a GOD  with the way I had her 'Samoan boy's' eating out of my hand's like kitten's.

      They wanted to play with me,   so++++++   Let's GO !!!
[blaw blaw blaw]
   I tapped the youngest in the head with ONE finger and he cries,
 They are a VERY TOUGH PEOPLE, normally.   America's values/moral's make's them so weak.
  They older boy listened and learned , [then] He got down off the cliff by himself.   I was proud of him and he knew it..
   I know that culture very well from the island's perspective. [should I have treated him as anything less than an elder>? ]

                     The youngest boy got smacked in the head by a single finger.  Then had a temper tantrum  because I dared to correct a boy of 7 year's of age.

         Then I laughed at him for wanting to damage his body.  Showing him he could DIE.   'Go Ahead and look DOWN' 
                  [ it was bad,  and he could have died playing in my playground as a 7 year old boy. ]

Can you believe,  I want nothing more on EARTH than to be a mother?
      America is an awful place to raise a child now...... No discipline what so ever, has made men and boies into total pussies. 

  Not on my Watch..........   Boys who disobey me will be corrected with love, so they DON't DIE.
    
   My home is not made for the WEAK to live in and it came as such a surprise to a child,  I saved his life today.
     
I seem to need another drink.   'just sayin'

  I dislike it when a 7 year old boy doesn't listen to my commands, when his life was in serious danger.
                        I made him cry, because it was the only way I could get him down from the cliff safely........
  
      Useless men I hope to avoid making.  It's a tough life.


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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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