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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Posts: 405
Atheista
18.04.2016 21:55:31
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What is his version.

18.04.2016 21:55:31
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Star crystals
Level 13
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Atheista
18.04.2016 21:57:31
Star crystals

anyways Remi i know what you means because i have moved like 6 times in the past five years.

18.04.2016 21:57:31
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
21.04.2016 17:48:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm so angry today.  I really don't have anyone to blame but Gravity and myself.
  I was reaching for a box on a top shelf at a store, and didn't realize there was another box on top of it.
  Yes, if hit me in the face, and now I have a black eye and a swollen nose...
     Honest,  I didn't get in a fight for someones boyfriend or parking space.
I hate looking like road kill.  I'm hiding at home for a few day's till I don't look like punched drunk clown.
Gurrr.


21.04.2016 17:48:20
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 2094
Secville
22.04.2016 00:28:01
Ceres

ohhhh dang thats gotta hurt and leave a mark! :o be careful dear friend!

22.04.2016 00:28:01
maniatica
Level 22
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3620
Atheista
22.04.2016 09:39:31
maniatica

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I'm so angry today.  I really don't have anyone to blame but Gravity and myself.
  I was reaching for a box on a top shelf at a store, and didn't realize there was another box on top of it.
  Yes, if hit me in the face, and now I have a black eye and a swollen nose...
     Honest,  I didn't get in a fight for someones boyfriend or parking space.
I hate looking like road kill.  I'm hiding at home for a few day's till I don't look like punched drunk clown.
Gurrr.

know that feeling!
stopped in the middle of a road last week (i think because i needed to think about where i am going to .. :/ ) and got hit by a car,... a very very slow car at the point it reached me. thanks to whoever!

22.04.2016 09:39:31

Trina Jameson
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7698
Reputation: 5539
Posts: 651
Secville
22.04.2016 10:52:04
Trina Jameson

^argh people that drive cars sometimes are big assholes because they never walk so they forget who's in the other side.
I'm from a very very small city and it always takes ages for me to cross the road. A few days ago it was raining as hell and the cars were passing by me super slowly so they could look at me...and I waiting and waiting getting all wet because of the wind. fuckers

22.04.2016 10:52:04
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.04.2016 15:24:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^  I know that feeling too.
  There is just one major highway where I live and if I go for a walk along it, traffic actually slows down and becomes backed up.  Men screaming out of car windows their lustful intentions. Car horns blaring as they pass by.  It's rather vain of me to count the success of a given outfit, by how many horns I hear in a given hour.  If I went for a walk in the rain cars would stop and offer me a lift.  I never accept, but it does really creep me out when strangers pull up and stop to ask me to get into their cars.  Of course I do have to take some responsibility for it. I have been known for walking along the highway wearing only a bikini. The police are very well aware of my habit's in the summertime as they have received many report's of a naked woman walking along the road.  A tan colored bikini is not very good for me to wear while out for a stroll.  The first time it happened, I swear the entire police force showed up. 6 cars 7 men and one woman, all had to see the 'naked' woman walking on the side of the road. All they could do was laugh too, once they realized I was completely sober and not in any danger. Cell phone Samaritan's are out of control, and hundreds of reports are filed by people driving by my home when I'm outside in a visible area.
 I laugh at the idea that people driving at 100KPH actually call 911 when they 'THINK' they saw a naked woman while driving.
.  What sort of conversation did the passengers have for the rest of the trip? 

  There is a huge yellow billboard at my property-line that reads : Warning to tourist's. Do not laugh at the Natives.  Yes, I have a lot of fun standing next to the sign in slutty skirts or less, and car's que for a photo of me next to it.  I have a lot of fun playing with the tourist's.  They always end up laughing anyhow, at my unexpected behaviour and I call that a good day. The wildlife here can sometimes talk too.


22.04.2016 15:24:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.04.2016 06:36:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

Jackie is easing her way back into my my life.  We spent the evening by an open fire out on the deck. So totally romantic.  I'm serious, she was holding baby Tyanne, and in only the light of fire and stars, she was a pure vision of beauty.  She blessed me tonight with her, and the baby sharing a perfect date with me.
  We made some plans for this summer, as her older boys are getting out of school in 3 days.  Plans put off last summer due to birth, must be done now.

Swim suit, CHECK.
  I was feeling bad a little when shopping with her.  Body issues, she wasn't shy about saying but I was shy about hearing.  For her, I think it is healthy to be able to be honest about what she sees as her flaws. She shouldn't be so critical of herself, though.  Here is the problem as I see it : She see's me as an example of her ideal female form as she has seen me in performance mode. She was a fan-girl before we met, so has a bit of a hero complex for me due to some of my past exploits and reputation.  Now she knows me, and compares herself to me.  This is not fair to herself or me, to do. I want her to love herself as much as I love her and this includes her body no matter what she is wearing.   I think we make a very lovely couple on the beach with 3 children, and that is good enough for me to love her and her family.

.  Of course she has body image problems, because she is in love with me for that reason, among others. It is just not possible for her to ever wear a swim suit like I could wear, so she shouldn't be the one to make jokes about her swim suit fashions she can wear.  It was hard for me to hear her jokes about what she had no choice, to chose from in the store's.  While she was laughing at herself, I thought she looked adorable in her one piece/skirted swim attire. She actually looked very young and innocent, as it is a fashion for the youth as required by the majority religion wear I live.  I try to always cross the line with fragile indecency because that is just who I am.

   She loves to talk fashion with me, but she is always imagining dressing me up like a doll in her mind and it totally impossible to shop for, herself.  She thinks everything looks bad on her, when she is actually a very attractive woman too, I'm never quite sure what to say to her when I shop for colors,cut and print, and she shops for coverage,and comfort.  I sometimes feel like it hurts her to go shopping with me, and her laughter about herself is a coping method in dealing with a friend who has a body and closet, like a Victoria's Secret model in swim wear, undies's, and dresses. She could have her choice if she dared to pick one out, but she never would feel confident enough to wear anything of mine.  It's so frustrating to me, because I think she is a better woman than me in so many other area's of personality and motherhood.
        I actually ENVY her.   I would trade my fortune to be 26 and have her baby and her body.
  I wouldn't even give it a second thought.
       
    I feel all giggly inside today.  I must be the only woman who love's having a baby with her on date's. Tyanne really made tonight special for me.  She shares her best smile's with only me, and steals all the attention.  I'm so blessed having her in my life thanks to Jackie.

30.04.2016 06:36:54
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Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1704
Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
05.05.2016 03:15:25
Remi

Just got home from the hospital! Had a few problems with my heart again and had to stay in for observation for like.. DAYS. On the bright side my gender clinic appointment is this friday! Its so close! I'm going to be taking a nice day trip on a train with my dad, it should be fun! Hopefully everything goes well when I get there, not 100% sure what to expect. Wish me luck.

05.05.2016 03:15:25
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
08.05.2016 21:40:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

Luck and courage Remi.  A PM to read when you return.

08.05.2016 21:40:33
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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