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Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1704
Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
23.03.2016 01:45:17
Remi

I wish I was trans enough

I wish I was trans enough
to feel comfortable in my own skin
to have comebacks for all the rude
and comments about my sin

I wish I was trans enough
to hold my head up high
to stand proudly at the pride
and never question why

I wish I was trans enough
to never fail a pass
to be seen as me
and never once be asked

I wish I was trans enough
to always fit my genders role
to present as I need to be
and not neglect my soul

I wish I was trans enough
to never have it questioned
to always be seen as I am
and never to give a lesson

I wish I was trans enough
But I know that I am not
I’m changing with all the society standards
I wish I had forgot.


23.03.2016 01:45:17
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2016 14:34:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

That was a very feeling poem.  Thanks for sharing Remi.

I'm at a loss of what to do with Bimboland's.
I wish I was Bimbo enough to bring this game to life for everyone.
It ain't working.
I can't get people to look at it as a nation.
Just little islands seeking a promised land of games.


25.03.2016 14:34:34
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2016 15:18:56
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
That was a very feeling poem.  Thanks for sharing Remi.

I'm at a loss of what to do with Bimboland's.
I wish I was Bimbo enough to bring this game to life for everyone.
It ain't working.
I can't get people to look at it as a nation.
Just little islands seeking a promised land of games.

They're not ready

25.03.2016 15:18:56
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.03.2016 18:28:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

I know,  I'm sensing a rant, coming on.  The problem is, it is not really with the players, I find fault in.  It is the actual culture of the next generation of players.  They are fundamentally different than the players in 2007-2012.  What I would call," The ability to play Barbie-Dolls with a sister. " Is a Lost art form.

  I would love to bring that back to Bimboland's but have nobody with the skill and time to do it properly.
  It has me a little sad and frustrated, especially when I see even regular posters suddenly become less regular.
  I feel like I'm constantly starting over as Prime Bimbo.  This Job sux's because everyone is always so focused on the past game, and spend all the time complaining about what they don't have, instead of using what they do have.  Even after I've written them out, and gave core objectives.  It just doesn't click with a population that has had all forms of politics removed from educational practice.  They Need a ' Flash game' to understand and become addicted too, and nothing else will keep a new players attention span.
  I'm frustrated because I can't seem to make the Owner realize this intellectual change in the player base compared to Miss Bimbo players.  

25.03.2016 18:28:45
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.03.2016 18:34:16
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I know,  I'm sensing a rant, coming on.  The problem is, it is not really with the players, I find fault in.  It is the actual culture of the next generation of players.  They are fundamentally different than the players in 2007-2012.  What I would call," The ability to play Barbie-Dolls with a sister. " Is a Lost art form.

  I would love to bring that back to Bimboland's but have nobody with the skill and time to do it properly.
  It has me a little sad and frustrated, especially when I see even regular posters suddenly become less regular.
  I feel like I'm constantly starting over as Prime Bimbo.  This Job sux's because everyone is always so focused on the past game, and spend all the time complaining about what they don't have, instead of using what they do have.  Even after I've written them out, and gave core objectives.  It just doesn't click with a population that has had all forms of politics removed from educational practice.  They Need a ' Flash game' to understand and become addicted too, and nothing else will keep a new players attention span.
  I'm frustrated because I can't seem to make the Owner realize this intellectual change in the player base compared to Miss Bimbo players.  

I do it when i'm busy. but sometimes they just want to get away I guess

25.03.2016 18:34:16
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.04.2016 19:00:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

It's finally a nice day, and I'm high.  Ummm  I don't know what I want to do first, so I'm sitting here doing nothing.
  Still to cold for a swim suit :(
  I think I'll plant some new flowers, instead.
  I'm in the mood.
A good garden always starts up in smoke.
  Time to light the Fields a-Fire.
up in smoke so mother 
has room to grow.

01.04.2016 19:00:08
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
01.04.2016 20:23:06
Ceres

Started applying to college and now im stuck on an essay. I got writers block for 4 days now urgg

01.04.2016 20:23:06
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.04.2016 17:33:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm having writers block in Bimboland's.  
There is nothing to write about as Prime Bimbo, and my real life is luckily taking a pause for a few day's.
  Most exciting thing that has happened all day was taking a ride on my motorcycle.  The spring air smells wonderfully clean. It has a magical quality about breathing the thin mountain air.  It actually is intoxicating, with a mild form of hipoxia. 

03.04.2016 17:33:16
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
03.04.2016 18:08:42
Ceres

I have started this essay and halfway through now :)

03.04.2016 18:08:42
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.04.2016 00:35:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

In honor of post #420 here is a true story.
I burned my ass and breasts and legs in a tanning bed.
  Ouch that feels good.  
I hate that first tan of the season on skin that doesn't usually see the light of day during the winter.  I used to tan in the winter too, but decided to stop doing that, and only do it now to keep a naturally even complete body tan.  I love being golden with light blond hair in florescent bikinis. 

    I got baked with visions of watching myself dance in the mirror's and black lighting.  It's fun to not recognize yourself and see just the art of light on display on a mirrored wall.
   



05.04.2016 00:35:06
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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