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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
05.03.2016 01:51:08
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I had a very bad day.  Where is Globbie and Ceres when you need to chat?
   I never get that mix quite right.
      A pity I quit actually drinking the good stuff.

I have more fun announcements for Bimbolands but my heart is feeling a little broken, and I can't be a cheerleader. I usually wait a day to compose my thoughts anyhow, so it's not like i'm missing a deadline or anything,  but   I'm just sad today and I write very poorly when that happens.
  I think I'd do very nicely on an Island right now.  Maybe a fire on the beach, and listen to the waves.  

As much as i'm sick i have come to the pub to the rescue! What's up dear old friend? Doug fetch globbie out back from the red goo. if he eats it all up he will change colour , gender and might be with child.

05.03.2016 01:51:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.03.2016 18:09:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today was Bad Too.  twice the workload, but That happens, but mentally I wasn't there. 48 hour's and going no sleep.  That pissed off.  Right now, I'm writing an incident report.  They read, so cold and emotionless without the human element. I saw the reason of it for the briefest of seconds, and was surprised he didn't come over.  I've decided to spend my money, to personally discredit and bar him from ever working again.  I've only done that to two people in all my life. 2 Child Molesters,, and I didn't lose any sleep over it.  This guy is as I first just judged him was a fairly decent guy, but to toss people under a proverbial bus like that for his own power play, was despicable.  Was he trying to be the Hero, and I up staged him?  I've heard of guys doing that for the rush.

So Far I'm up to 13 possible charges for this guy.  His future is very bleak indeed.  I mean WAR.



05.03.2016 18:09:25
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
05.03.2016 23:02:45
Ceres

woah just imagining an angry you. not a cool sight

05.03.2016 23:02:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.03.2016 01:55:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've gotten farther into my report, and now it is beginning to sound insane.  How do you describe the maniacs of mental instability?  Why would someone unconscionably break the rules and panic at the last second and cover it up with his power.  The story is now everywhere, and still no call to me.   hummm,  I don't know if that is a good thing or bad.  What ever was in Globbie's Piss is working,;/ cause I hope my real life is just a nightmare right now and I wake up real soon.   Like in a year or two to resolve this one.  "Why is it always me", to quote Nevil hung on a chandelier.  At least on the bright side I should make a fortune from this, for my trouble from the insurance companies.  They love this kind of blood money. The kind where nobody is hurt.

 The down side,  so far I've been able to keep this out of the media,  I maybe have a few weeks's, and it is going to break and it will go viral.  Thank God for witness protection laws or I would be more worried than I already am, of my secondary occupational, publicity I already endure.  When it rains it pours, as the saying goes. At least I have practice at being unseen too. Sadly this thread may become a book I may need to copyright, and sell because I can see me having to write the court proceedings because this is the stuff movies are made of and I had a front row seat.   Bimboland's Pub does too in the form of my diary, and tickets are free to stand on the Soap Box.  I wish I didn't have to be so secretive though, it's really hard actually to create that new writing style.  Mark Twain would be proud of me for reading his books a thousand times enough to learn from the best author ever.  I feel possessed by him at times.  Lawyers Love me, too.

My son took me out to lunch today.  It feels strange to talk about the normal home-life now,  He picked the most God awful Millennial 'dive' diner possible. Compete with unseasoned food.  None.  Press on 'letter stickers' for decoration, and white walls.   He was excited to share his newest breakfast place, Ugggg,   At least I could just never get full enough of my grandson.   Adorable and getting more beautiful every day.


07.03.2016 01:55:12
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
10.03.2016 17:29:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have an actual timed assignment to do.  I need to get it done in about 7 days, and have just begun my research for it.  I seem to pull on one thread and need to follow up with that, and this report is getting dreadfully detailed for it's true purpose. A brief summery.  My notes alone in a single day has become 2 pages long.  Over-kill, but the subject almost needs to be done with what I would call, 'proof'.  Using legal precedent to highlight the errors...
  I haven't had an actual assignment due in 23 years, and it took having a baby to get me to do that. Now, I remember why I hated school. I have the hardest time with the first sentence of anything, I'm forced to write and have no interest in the subject matter.  
    I may resort to writing in the same style as I use on Bimboland's  just to get it done. 

10.03.2016 17:29:22
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
10.03.2016 18:00:37
Ceres

Goodluck with that dear friend.

10.03.2016 18:00:37
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.03.2016 21:19:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

I want to write something fun, but I'm so emotionally exhausted.
  I have come to the conclusion, that a person can be over-qualified for an entry level job.  I think I'm going to have to fully retire from it.  At a corporate level they don't want to honor my contract of 20 hours a week, and keep demanding I work full time, because of my skill level being in such a high demand.  It is such a stupid way to leave a job you really love, but it seems that if I stay I'll never be allowed to work part-time.  This is so unfair to me.  I worked so hard to retire young, and I end up having to put myself 'out to pasture' just to stop running in a pointless rat-race.  I just have no more tolerance for the childish office politics I'm beginning to see.  After 8 months of working there, I still haven't identified a single person in charge.  Sure they all have title's, but none seem to work together, and countermand each other on an hourly basis.  Today, I got a new set of standing orders.  This is sure to make another manager so angry the orders will be changed again.So far this has happened every day since" The Incident".   It's totally stupid how self centered people have become in the business world. All of them trying to bury the 'Stink' they made.  It's become ridiculous how getting the job done requires blaming someone else for all the failures.  What ever happened to the type of managers who actually know how to do the job that they are managing?

  It does get me thinking about what sort of job I should try to get, that is even more un-skilled. I got away with not being noticed for being smart for a little while and had fun. I made a mistake and tried to do something I already knew how to do extremely well.
  I'm not going to give up on my job quest to be unimportant.
   How many people do you know that would choose that as a job goal?
     I really want to try having a normal life, for a change. With real common co-workers. who also enjoy the jobs they do.
  I'm seriously thinking about working in an infant care center.   It's been a long time dream of mine.  My daughter-in-law works in one, and they always need someone who can afford to work for minimum wage.  Few people can these days. Alexis would be a treat to work with too.  She is so sweet and motherly she might even be a good influence on me. 


11.03.2016 21:19:40
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.03.2016 18:24:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm finally done with my reports.  It's someone else's problem now.  I want Pizza.
I want a good stiff drink too, but I need to keep my wits about me today.  Seems cruel to me toasting the end of someones career. I'm happy everything turned out alright for many people,  but very sad for just one, who should never work around people ever again.


15.03.2016 18:24:55
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
15.03.2016 22:24:21
Phuckinbimbo

I suggest ninja in a half shell served with a side of oreos....$brother

15.03.2016 22:24:21
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.03.2016 22:32:57
HeavenLeighBimbo

Humm.
    Right now I'm quivering a little in the door way.  I see my old familiar soap box, and Nemesis in the same room.
[ I trip and fall on Globbies tail.]
  So much for grand entrances.
Ehh it's a Pub,  who notices such thing's.  I hope that is oyster goo he is holding.  My knees are going to need it.


15.03.2016 22:32:57
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

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