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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
20.02.2016 01:28:48
HeavenLeighBimbo

I hate losing the internet.  it was only 24 hours but it is very isolating,  I still had my phone, but that just isn't the same as typing on a keyboard.  Somehow therapeutic for me and now I lost my momentum with my PB duties today.  Things are actually calm going into the weekend, and I can relax a bit.

20.02.2016 01:28:48
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Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1704
Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
25.02.2016 01:27:11
Remi

Just got over the horrrible flu. I was so out of it for days! Still feeling pretty overheated and drowsy but I have so much work to do. Lonnngg weeks ahead!

25.02.2016 01:27:11
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
25.02.2016 14:49:26
Ceres

today i feel so drowsy sigh but im not sleepy so i dont know what the problem is really

25.02.2016 14:49:26
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.02.2016 18:10:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had a miserable night.  My heater stopped working at some point during the night, and woke up seeing my breath in the air.  My down comforter worked so well I nestled totally under the blanket, like a little bird and never even noticed it was 45 degrees F' till I needed to pee and froze the moment I emerged from my cocoon to begin shivering.  That was a long trip to the restroom.  I hate calling repairmen, I'm totally dreading it, now because it means a stranger is going to have to enter my home. I hate days that start like this.

27.02.2016 18:10:36
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
28.02.2016 00:16:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

Continued from ^ :

I knew I would end up with a story today.  It happens whenever I have a service call made to my home.  The shop I called must really like me.  They sent someone right away.  The guy even stopped by his house to pick up his wife to go with him on the call.  I got the most entertaining visit and conversation with a total stranger on my couch today.  It seems her husband was a fan of mine several years ago, and when he saw my address, he insisted on taking it.  He called his wife to see if she wanted to see the inside, because she told me that she considers it in a style of her dream home and would always mention this to her husband.  She of course jumped at the chance and was actually stunned, to actually meet me in person.  Her husband looked the type that has very likely seen a lot of me, and I don't want to know what he told her, but she was blushing A Lot and giggling as I spoke.  I just took her on a little house tour, and gave her a few spins in the studio. It seems that every woman who see's the poll and mirrors all want a ride.  It's fun to see the excitement even on 20+ year olds when they see stuff they have  dreams about.  I thought it was just nice to have her around to talk to during the service call.
  
 Being a dancer has got to be every little girls dream at some point.  This woman was no exception, and had never seen a poll dance before.  I taught her a few simple spins and did a routine for her in a dance outfit.  Now, she will have a story to tell at bed time, too.  Maybe like how I could see how aroused I got her in less than 4 minutes.  
 Call it my civic duty to make another woman's sex life very hot tonight.
  I like ending my day with a satisfied heart.
   I'm finally warm too.



28.02.2016 00:16:37
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.02.2016 09:01:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had to go insane today.
     If anyone want's my job as Prime Bimbo, please become a Senator. The pure foolishness of trying to bring together Bimbo's in a common cause is impossible.  Narcissism seems to be a new political class, best left to the young to practice.   Like This ______   I fucked your boyfriend and he paid for it.  
   You have to love donations to the poor while laying on your back.    'Piss Of'f 'is all I want to say right now.   If only you knew how much I love Bimbo's.
                    I hate to admit this to myself, but I have spent more money on other peoples children than my very own.'
 
I must be a totally rotten mother, yet my boy's seem to think I'm awesome.  Ehhh,  So I suck at playing a game in the Nation of Bimbolands.
              My life could be worse.   

29.02.2016 09:01:44
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IslandDream
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13841
Reputation: 4705
Posts: 170
Freethinkerland
29.02.2016 10:19:52
IslandDream

I have an idea eating ice cream with one perk,hands behind our backs,handcuffs optional and no spoons hehe!!

29.02.2016 10:19:52
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

B..Be and Live in the Moment of Life
I..Immerse yourself in everything that makes life fun!
M..Many roads to travel in life..but you can always come home to here.
B..Be Lovable,Kind,Thoughtful
O..Outstanding Bimbos Dwell Here!
Betty Byler
Level 81
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 423213
Reputation: 102273
Posts: 328
Freethinkerland
29.02.2016 13:47:47
Betty Byler

No BLT sandwiches?

29.02.2016 13:47:47
XXXX Luv, Betty Byler XXXX

Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
29.02.2016 17:47:01
Ceres

Betty Byler wrote:
No BLT sandwiches?
what are those? please enlighten

29.02.2016 17:47:01
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
29.02.2016 17:48:33
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I had to go insane today.
     If anyone want's my job as Prime Bimbo, please become a Senator. The pure foolishness of trying to bring together Bimbo's in a common cause is impossible.  Narcissism seems to be a new political class, best left to the young to practice.   Like This ______   I fucked your boyfriend and he paid for it.  
   You have to love donations to the poor while laying on your back.    'Piss Of'f 'is all I want to say right now.   If only you knew how much I love Bimbo's.
                    I hate to admit this to myself, but I have spent more money on other peoples children than my very own.'
 
I must be a totally rotten mother, yet my boy's seem to think I'm awesome.  Ehhh,  So I suck at playing a game in the Nation of Bimbolands.
              My life could be worse.   
help me out a little? Seem to not get why you're angry. what's going on? how can i help?

29.02.2016 17:48:33

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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