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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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14.12.2015 11:29:15
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I came,I saw,I had a blast :)

14.12.2015 11:29:15
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

B..Be and Live in the Moment of Life
I..Immerse yourself in everything that makes life fun!
M..Many roads to travel in life..but you can always come home to here.
B..Be Lovable,Kind,Thoughtful
O..Outstanding Bimbos Dwell Here!
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17.12.2015 19:56:03
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HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Free Chocolate Ice cream for life, being the first through the door.  The cone not included.
I hope we eat it without a spoon,more fun that way :)


17.12.2015 19:56:03
I never wander far like a little butterfly... and everyone else  I wuv everyone in Bimbolands :) 

B..Be and Live in the Moment of Life
I..Immerse yourself in everything that makes life fun!
M..Many roads to travel in life..but you can always come home to here.
B..Be Lovable,Kind,Thoughtful
O..Outstanding Bimbos Dwell Here!
HeavenLeighBimbo
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17.12.2015 21:28:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
No worries, Globbie will do the cleaning of all fingers.

17.12.2015 21:28:01
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Remi
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17.12.2015 23:44:26
Remi
Well life has been a whirlwind while I was away! Stress in university, stress at home, stress with love life - What a time to be alive... and stressed.

I've came out to my immediate family as trans and pan and soon to come out to my very Christian Grandparents and my very odd Grandparents on the other side. The biggest shocker was coming out to my asshole brother whom actually took it the best out of everyone I've ever come out to! He said it was normal and okay and to live my life as I see fit because the only thing that matters is me and my happiness. I'm very grateful for that.

I've legally changed my name and I'm in the process of updating everywhere my gender too! My university being the first to change it - Which made me very happy! I've been under so much stress about this and life and everything. It feels so surreal that things are going this way - But you know, I couldn't be happier that its finally out. They know, and even if they cant accept it fully - its out. And I don't have to pretend to be anything else. I'm just me. And that's more than okay!

(Left, University online details - Right, Change of name Deedpoll)


17.12.2015 23:44:26
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18.12.2015 22:48:41
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THAT'S AWESOME !!!! 
And yes, I did spend basically an hour trying to read everything posted ^_^;

18.12.2015 22:48:41
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23.12.2015 01:28:37
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Remi is so brave.  So is IceKream.  Reading this whole thread is a nightmare of my pub worthy insecurities.   I've been being very quiet on the forum for a few weeks.  I've become dis-heartened.  While I fully expect people to be able to talk about serious subjects, it never seems to go that direction.  Political correctness has made so many unwritten rules in the real world, and thousands more on the internet.  What is judged to be OK for one person to say is not allowed for another to say.  How do people navigate such a morally confused ideology?  I shamefully avoid it at all costs, on a politically based game.  I never used to on Miss Bimbo but at least there was unwritten rules.  Haha.

  Nothing is safe from moral judgement.  Yet, who is doing the judgment?   Nobody without prejudice.
   A minority that will never be satisfied with progress and explodes over personal prejudices.  I feel pity for  people who's first instinct is to be a victim, and never a survivor.   Such things piss me off so much I want to go barbaric.  Shall I take a page from the modern Woman's handbook?
Do any of you even understand how much I compromised my body to get where I am in real life?
  Never with sex.  I made huge amounts of money with pure charm, and being an actress.   Real life became simple once I never needed to please anyone. The threat of it was enough for me to always get my desires from any male toy/ collaborator, I ever encountered.
Ehhah hummmmm. Hair, body, and talent, opened doors for me and that is impossible to say doesn't happen.  How many women judged me before I got to where I eventually ended up?  Would you envy an old woman with wisdom when she tells you you look like a _____ while dancing?

  Men are different however.  They actually have something I am attracted to, too.   I've always worked in a male dominated world, and I love kicking the COMMON ASS in this cookie cutter world of DNA without purpose.

  I'm in a swearing Mood.........
  So maybe singing in the shower doesn't sound so bad tonight.
I would debate how any American woman doesn't have the same chances as the majority. What I value, is mocked.   I lived the ideal, white picket fence fairy tale marriage.  Could one actually debate a Conservative woman who believes in family, children, and career?
  While I loved my husband till he died, my sexuality skewed into homosexuality, wouldn't it seem I'd feel more hatefulness in my real world community.   NO, not even from him,even when he had every right to be upset with me...  I feel more bitterness from players of this game, because I've been working to improve this game for everyone.  Is it such a shock that I MUST WORK WITH THE OWNER of this GAME. A man.  I can put aside obvious sexual differences, to work with a man I don't agree with from any perspective but the improvement of this entertaining GAME.  If I acted like a totally biased cunt with the President of the Republic of Bimboland's, Do you think anything could have been done in the name of progress?

Does anyone really think being the Prime Bimbo is as easy as having your picture on a page on the map called the Pink House?  
  It is..........    
Not.  It will be what is made of it.
  I'm a bit upset tonight, because I have an announcement to make I don't want to make.  You win some, and lose more often, when your only a functionary.
I hate this game more because of the pure waste American schools and society has bred hate and ignorance into politics.  It's a harsh reminder of what was lost in the country I once loved, as a young adult and now see as nothing better than a socialist era of serfdom for MOST, and PRIVILEGE for a SELECT few who contribute nothing but complains constantly that they never have enough....
What fascinates me is to see is just how much this game with so few players has mirrored real life, already.

God Bless those happy souls who can laugh at the absurd.
To hell with reactionaries with a fight about a game.
I wish I wasn't being forced into another election.  I think it will be fun to watch the game on pause for a bit.    
{Globbie gets me an orange slush.}
  I'm not COmmon, and I thank my creator, my mother for THAT.
   











23.12.2015 01:28:37
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23.12.2015 02:27:49
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HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
God Bless those happy souls who can laugh at the absurd.
To hell with reactionaries with a fight about a game.
I wish I wasn't being forced into another election.  I think it will be fun to watch the game on pause for a bit.    
{Globbie gets me an orange slush.}

Amen , I'll drink to that !






23.12.2015 02:27:49
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23.12.2015 13:35:04
Deborah
You are a very brave person Remi. Congratulations and best wishes!

23.12.2015 13:35:04
"Better to die standing than live on your knees"
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24.12.2015 20:35:24
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I sort of have an awful story to share today in the pub.  I'm so conflicted around Jackie because of my feelings for her, and how I see her boyfriend behave around the children.  It's Christmas for hell's sake,  you have to expect a little drinking but I think he was totally oblivious the poor parenting skills he showed last night, in front of me and in MY Home.  So here goes the beginning of the story..  What do you do when A man You know and dislike, shows up on your doorstep carrying your girlfriends baby? No Blanket. No baby kit. It was snowing hard, about 24'F.  I couldn't understand a word he was saying.  Something about getting his oil-changed in town, during a blizzard WTF?   
I took the baby away from him, instantly.   OMG I was scared, when I shut the door, and tried calling Jackie.  No pick up, disconnected message.  A breast-fed only baby, and not even a diaper.   Yesterday, became an adventure that really felt like a Christmas story to me. I made the best of it.  It has been snowing really hard the last couple days, and it is now officially deep.  I haven't wanted to work this week so I've been just enjoyed hot fires and hot coco, and haven't needed to dig out yet.  I had resigned myself to a Christmas at home alone.  Sons become busy with in-laws, it happens.  Jackie and her children's have been keeping me company because it is just a short walking 1/4 mile from door to door.  She feels very trapped with him, right now, because she and her aunt she normally lives with is fighting about.....  the Boyfriend, of course. He does at least make some money, and is a very good mechanic. She is conflicted, and her aunt and I are of the same opinion she needs to sober him up if she ever really wants to make a traditional family.  I'm not helping that, because she is very attracted to me, but.....  ( Very long story.)

The 22nd, she asked me to watch only the older boys, for the night, because they had a neighbor friend with them.  Trust me, my house is more suitable for house guests, and they love me.  So I got a party with 2, 8 year olds, and a 6 year old.  I was so fun they stayed up till 4:00AM till I finally used a mean voice to rush them to bed to sleep for a little bit.  It used to cost a lot of money for a man to keep me up that late, once upon a time.  This was just more fun.  Outside it looks like every kids dream of the North Pole.  My house smelling of fresh baked pies, and a roast beef slowly cooking.  These boys NEVER have seen this before for Christmas.  My heart was breaking when they saw things I take for granted as being so special.  I often forget the true level of poverty in my area.  It is covered up very well with social programs that take care of the basics,  but what is the experience of 3 adults 4 children, and 22 cats, living with an aunt in a 1000 sq foot apartment, that smells like cat urine.  So as you can see, I take great joy in taking them home with me and they love getting the chance.  This pleasant day was in great contrast for the next day when I get handed the baby girl, by the father.  God really works in mysterious ways for me to learn, or feel, or grow personally.   
As rich as I am, I had nothing the moment I took that little girl into my arms to warm her up, from the walk in the snow.  The father just left mumbling something I couldn't hear, and honestly I didn't care where he went as long as it was away from me and the child.  I was fine for a while.  She seemed to have been fed recently,  but an hour later you can guess how a hungry baby begins to sound.  I had nothing, on hand but a baby bottle I keep around just in case.  Nothing to put into it, unfortunately.  How helpless you feel as a mother to hear those cries, and cannot  do anything about it but hold her close to your chest and sing while you rock.  I felt almost as helpless as I felt holding my own child for the first few weeks, before my milk began to come in suitably for a hungry boy. Fear. Uncertainty. Inadequacy.  To really get to feel an emotion I never thought I would ever feel again was a true gift to me,  Holding a fallen angel while God sorted out the details.  Jackie eventually showed up, and had a story for me.  I better save that one. I'm glad that I'm in the right place at the right times for Jackie and her children.  I just wish I could do more for her, like marry her  but being the eccentric grand mother next door is a role I find very easy to do too for her kids.





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27.12.2015 20:58:57
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My entire family are now all aware of who I am. Surprisingly the Christians on my dads side of the family took it better than the rest of them! My grandmother on my mothers side threatened to (and followed through with till my dad corrected her several times) call me by my birthname for me ignoring her buffet she put out - with only turkey which I dislike, spicy cheese and lettuce - for something my parents brought with us to their house.

I find it strange that my dad whom mostly morally objects to the idea of trans and does not understand - no matter how I explain - is the one who succeeds most of all to use male pronouns and my new name. More so than my mother whom seems to understand it better than he does!

I recieved a supprting message from the one family member I was most worried about - he apparently said to my parents the only things he was sad about is that he would no longer receive hugs only manly handshakes and now he has 5 grandsons and 16 granddaughters (or something) instead of the 4 to 17, which apparently are important numbers. But he brushed it off and accepted it easily.

Does anyone remember the song "When will my life begin?" Now its time for me to stop singing and start moving - my life has begun I just hope I'm ready for it!

27.12.2015 20:58:57
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