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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 22:40:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

 Wow,
 I love it when patrons take me into the coat check room .  Sharing whipped cream.
I bet you were thinking I was talking about sex.   Nope.   I was just saying Thank You.   I can see how you might confuse that.
  Perhaps more people should hang out with Rap artists.   Jamall, has also ruined me, because he taught me how to use colorful language. A ghetto rapper is actually a better English teacher than I am.  As long as you throw out all the rule books, first.  He spoke English, and I couldn't understand a single word he said for almost a year.  Over that time, I danced for him, and slowly he taught me  his English.  
 Again, I need to thank someone for making me into the person I am.  A silly little blond German girl can chat with gangsters in ATL without skipping a beat.  Can't learn that in school, so I feel lucky, and very blessed to have a skill he taught me.   Ok, Black men also totally love a tiny dancer so that might not be perfectly correct.  My ghetto English really is not that good.  I can't slur all the words together in a long run on sentence without my tongue getting tied.  Yet I love it when I do actually sing a line or two.  So I'm the white bread, in the center of the chevie's, in da moth'a land. Kicking flow doing the time.
     
When you are open to new experiences,  it is surprising what you can learn.  I also can never expect anyone to understand my lyrical prose ether.  What a song sounds like to one person will sound completely different person.   That is the BEAUTY of Music and the people that make it for everyone to enjoy.
  Text books bore me,  I want to live a real life, after I read the book.
  Let me look around for a second.......  Yup, that was a good thing to do, for me.

It is never a good thing to make me think outside of the BIMBO-BOX. humm,
               What shall I improve today?


08.01.2016 22:40:17
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.01.2016 18:15:42
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm being genuinely stupid today.  I didn't like my living room and with all the new change in my house, a change in the room was in order.  Now I'm having the room arranged and liking it for a hour, and having it moved again.  I just gave up looking at it and wrote this post instead.

15.01.2016 18:15:42
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.01.2016 18:24:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just realized why I have been so pissy.  I'm beginning to sound like my mother. Thank God only thoughts in my head so far.  So I'm at a 24 hour store on Saturday night, and I saw 3 women, talking about a cheep wine.  It was exactly like I would have had when I was 16 and a runaway.  Seriously my only intent was to get as piss drunk with as little as possible, too.  Who cared about the taste, right?
  I actually felt fear for those woman, as I suddenly saw them as little girls, and had to turn away from the nightmare that enveloped me on a psychic level. I shivered as I over heard the conversation they were have between themselves. Remembering all the falls I had, that always started with that excitement of going dancing at a private party everyone wanted to be at.  I had a guardian angel, and I kept her very busy walking such dark road.  When I fell for the final time it was in Love with Life.  Now my angel curses me to see that the generations of people never really do change over time.  We just grow old and see our own mistakes repeated as a stage show, Live and in living color, performed by someones child...

On the other hand, I saw a real girl about 15, that made me proud at that same store. She caught my eye, with her fashion sense. A simple retro-hippy tie -dye top and jeweled faded skinny jeans. Perfect boots for the area. She really was the most eye catching person because of how she pulled off such a plain look, and made it her own. Best of all she was speaking kindly and respectfully to her mother.  It was so refreshing to stand behind that family in line, as I laughed at the' soon to be' drunk women a few lines away;
 From a real Shakespearean play where nothing good is going to come of wine and song.


17.01.2016 18:24:52
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
21.01.2016 19:12:07
Ceres

Hello! *echoes heard around the pub* someone looking like doug peeps head out through the back*
*globbie fies green goo all over me*

why what a welcome back haha
What's going on :) I feel utterly new urgg  

21.01.2016 19:12:07
Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
21.01.2016 19:15:05
Ceres

Oh my i fear not to rejoin the contests and games anymore.

*globbie lics the lastbit of goo out of my hair*
 Its fiiled! Too filled. Woah

21.01.2016 19:15:05
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.01.2016 08:36:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

HAHA.  What a triumphant return, Ceres.   Globbie hasn't gone GOO ever since you left.  He really missed you as did I my friend.  

22.01.2016 08:36:56
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
22.01.2016 21:27:18
Ceres

*pets globbie* such a good globfish with your smart pranks

Ah yes i have been super busy and will be busier for the next 4 months

22.01.2016 21:27:18
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.01.2016 23:19:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

Dish some dirt in to Pub Ceres.  What has you so busy?

I have a story to share, but it is only drama.   Ahh what the hell, I sort of want to write about it.  "Globbie, would you please get me a toothpick"


23.01.2016 23:19:13
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
24.01.2016 00:13:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

I got another stalker on Tuesday.  Turns out he is a regular.  The one and only one that I had to personally escort off my property at gun point, 6 years ago.

 He showed up again, but now I have a baby.  I nearly shot him dead, but hesitated because he was not armed, and just fired a few bullets (9mm) over his head,  and he quickly left and returned to the public road.  He stayed there for 2 days.

              I was not a very happy woman this week with American men.  I could have called the police, but one night in jail for trespassing will not fix that obsessed idiot.  He has been in jail so many times already due to my calls,  I think only a bullet will fix him.   It really sucks to live like that sometimes.  Next time I see him, he is going to lose a knee-cap and leg on my property. He really seems to be the exception rather than the rule. Most fan are much more respectful and end up being guests.

It has been a little hard for me to smile this week. I've been on edge, and in a defensive mode.  I scare myself when I get like that.  I don't want to shoot anyone, but training takes over my body when I see a threat, So why is he giving me every reason to kill him?  It's not fair.  I just want to cuddle with the baby and kiss Jackie.  Why can't people just leave me alone at home?

  I have every right to cuddle with my baby and lover in peace inside my own home.  Should I put up a sign,' don't mess with mamma-bear.'   No trespassing signs don't seem to work but required to shoot and kill someone legally.  Got to love my State  !!!!!     Very little crime. Even the migrant farm workers know better than to piss-off the people who pay them very well, and only steal from other migrants.  An American man is generally very stupid once he sees a woman naked. What a moron, because I'm just the same as all other women.
  I was just dancing for hell's sake, and what does he really expect by breaking into my home. I'll instantly fall in LOVE with him?

 Twice is enough for me where my stalker is concerned, and next time I will permanently damage him.  The security on the estate is much better than a porn watcher with an obsession for me during a live performance at a club 6 or more years ago....  It is very troublesome to me, and the whole situation breaks my heart.  I loved pole-dancing and would do it again, if I could be 22-39 once again.  That isn't a very long time to be at your best and I would love a Do-Over to get it perfect.  My studio is still used daily with only Jackie in attendance.  She loves watching me work out my frustrations, vertically.  I also love performing for just her.  I am not as good as I used to be, but it has allowed me to to keep my body in shape.  I love it when she asks me to swing from the pole.  She has definitely seen more than anyone else ever has.  I get creative for her and it is so wonderful to see her sitting totally stunned that I can alter gravity.  I don't really but she thinks it is rather cute.  That's good enough for me. 

PS  I've seen her try, when she thought I wasn't looking.  Once she has weened the baby, I think I will start Jackie's lessons if she wants to learn how to do a couples pole dance.  It is really fun when you have a skilled partner to get tangled up with.

24.01.2016 00:13:27
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.01.2016 03:07:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

It is so fun being in Love.  Jackie surprised me today.  I almost forgot what it is like getting meaningful gifts.  Matching outfit's. Haha  I totally laughed, and had to see that instantly. I felt like a silly pre-teen standing next to her.  The creepy twins.  Appearance wise we are total Opposites. I'm tall she is short.  She is a brunette, and I'm blond.  ect. ect.  It doesn't quite work for me,  but it's the thought that counts right,  I did find it interesting to see how the same outfit looks different on different people.  They were beautiful dresses, but standing next to each-other they looked like a different color to me.  It was something I never noticed before.  It must be an optical illusion.

25.01.2016 03:07:29
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