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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
29.02.2016 18:02:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh it is nothing really. Just a moment of frustration with myself.  Funny thing about writing for me is that once I can read my feelings I can usually calm down and see thing's in a better light and seek solutions for my problems instead.
   Thanks for caring Ceres.
BTW: I love BLT's too. Bacon lettuce and tomatoes sandwiches.  I prefer mine on an onion roll.


29.02.2016 18:02:11
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Ceres
Level 21
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Secville
29.02.2016 18:08:23
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Oh it is nothing really. Just a moment of frustration with myself.  Funny thing about writing for me is that once I can read my feelings I can usually calm down and see thing's in a better light and seek solutions for my problems instead.
   Thanks for caring Ceres.
BTW: I love BLT's too. Bacon lettuce and tomatoes sandwiches.  I prefer mine on an onion roll.

Aw *sends many hugs and kisses your way* and oh that's what blt is...not a fan of bacon anyway but i still try them. still food ahaha

29.02.2016 18:08:23
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.02.2016 18:14:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

Really any type of meat will do.  I love turkey lettuce and tomatoes too.  A TLT ?  B could also stand for Beef in a BLT.  Who named that sandwich anyways?  It had to have happened before the texting revolution.

29.02.2016 18:14:51
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Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
29.02.2016 23:11:45
Ceres

I love tomatoes though...a fetish for them. they don't stay a day at my house because of me. lol lol  

29.02.2016 23:11:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.03.2016 00:57:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Growing tomatoes is about the best thing I can do with the dirt around my home.  I could never eat as many tomatoes as I grow every summer but it is totally my favorite plant to watch grow, and tend.  I donate a lot of food to the shelters during harvest time.   Salsa should be it's own food group.  I rarely eat a vegetable or fruit, in any other way.
  I love eating the heads off of Broccoli too with large amounts of a ranch dipping sauce.   So much for the healthiness when smeared with loads of fat calories.  Ehhhh  It is a candy that has a flower to make it alright to eat.
nom nom YUM.

01.03.2016 00:57:07
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Sex Appeal: 1695653
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.03.2016 01:36:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

My child Kindell is the perfect man.  I really cannot believe he is my child, but I have physical proof.  His wife has got to be one of the luckiest women in the world.  I'm even feeling envy right now.   Do mothers make perfect mates for the next generation?    
I sincerely hope so, because if he was not my child, and he was my age I would still desire him in a not so motherly way. He is such a sexy man, and I know I'm bias about that fact.
    It seems actually quite cruel to be a mother who dates men his age and none of them can even be as much of a man as my own son.    His wife certainly scored a treasure.  My older son also fits in with this praise.   He is very religious with his wife, and I'm totally proud of that too.  My grand child is being very well raised too.  It's difficult to be a young widow, but my son's remind me every day of their father, and that helps my heart beat a few more times.
  Never take a day for granted and always be thankful to have that day to love something or someone.

On a secondary note: My new sex life has a woman who is obsessed with bright red lipstick.   And she has shitty ass nails.  I want to fix her up with some beauty tips, and an orgasm.   She is not typically my type, but adorable because of her personality and the BOLD RED lip color only a Bimbo would appreciate.  My skin doesn't do make-up well so I'm totally natural and I wish I could wear her colors.   I think that is why I'm currently obsessed with the perfect lip model.  She could kiss a napkin and I could sell it as a kiss from 'Slut's Incorporated'. (LLC )  She has that type of lips that are totally teasing.
  I actually used to refuse to kiss clients when I was married, but with her I may make an exception just for the experience.  I think my 'past' husband would approve.  ummm   Would she like that?
  Curious  and tempted,
   Fluffy from  here.
        I got wet thinking about her.  So what?  I was in a bath and it is natural to be wet and warm and filled with breathless wishes.

01.03.2016 01:36:52
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
01.03.2016 09:27:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh good grace !
 It is 2:10 AM here and I just heard a gunshot.
Weapon in hand I just walked the entire boarder of my property and  screamed at trespassers to go away or die.  I totally hate holding my 9mm service weapon.   But that gun fire was right outside my back door.   
    
  I was giving plenty of warning , and once I reached the back portion of my house there was nobody there.   I know for certain that was a gun shot.  Hopefully just a poacher, but that was much to close to my home to really be that.  No dead bodies I could see in the dark.,  So I think I'll just hold my weapon till morning and track the shooter in the morning with a posse.  Ehh, some people have to buy tickets for the underground.  I just live in a total wilderness.
        Now, I'm totally on edge because that was a human animal sound.  I'd rather deal with a grizzly bear.  Human men are much more nasty and worth a dollar per bullet to dispatch to Hell.. Trespassing on private land is a death sentence here, legally.  We still have laws written in the 1800's and the last murder I heard about was about 3 years ago.  
 Teen boy and teen girl.   One of them didn't survive the sex. Darwinism at it's finest hour is all  I will say at this time.. 2 more breeders don't exist anymore.  Yes, that is how lightly we take total fools and tools in the high mountain region.  A sad, but predictable outcome for both families that failed to teach the children  right from wrong.    Living in a very religious area, it never comes as any surprise to us, that non religious folk are always the victims of themselves.

01.03.2016 09:27:47
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
01.03.2016 14:39:40
Ceres

Oh my gosh be extra careful! Neve rbe afraid to defend for what's yours!

01.03.2016 14:39:40
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
03.03.2016 19:12:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have the strangest,  coincidence happen in my daily life.  I literally kicked a hornet's nest to see if it would move, with a co-worker oh did I say it was my direct supervisor. too, Haha.  I did it while out in the field.  He picks bad times to try to talk to me is all I can say why I did it, but the bees didn't bother me none. It's nice for managers to get out of offices and run once in a while.  The Queens are waking and I was checking for this.
 
  I was also offered a second position. Much better for a grumpy bitch like me.
Just Dealing with the heaviest of loads and so it is slower and  for me, very simple. A waste of my skills and time. Better still he is screwed if I accept it. Losing thousands a week on routes nobody else can do successfully. Besides I'll still make my salary working with someone nicer and a lady. I love sticking it to the establishment.  It's a great way to semi-retire and be so entertained playing with corporate structure with inside knowledge the system.
It's like playing with puppies.

As if that's not enough, when I got home I got a call from my best girlfriend ever, and wished shared lovers Sephi.  Finals weeks and she was done early, and wanted to see me.  Yeah !!!!!  I love any conversation that solved a long standing mystery of who she lost her virginity too.  I now know why she is keeping that one secret from a mutually girlfriend and it also explains that girls wreaked life.  Oh and it sucked to hear it because I loved that girl and proposed to her on many occasions., but I'm glad Stephi lost her virginity to that boy.  I met him later, once he turned 18 and approved. We always seem to end up on sexual topics because she always starts giggling at me.   Stephi, actually came over to tell me about getting married. (to someone else, long story)
  
I must say I earned a lot of time in my bed today. I'm wiped out.



03.03.2016 19:12:52
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
04.03.2016 17:37:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had a very bad day.  Where is Globbie and Ceres when you need to chat?
   I never get that mix quite right.
      A pity I quit actually drinking the good stuff.

I have more fun announcements for Bimbolands but my heart is feeling a little broken, and I can't be a cheerleader. I usually wait a day to compose my thoughts anyhow, so it's not like i'm missing a deadline or anything,  but   I'm just sad today and I write very poorly when that happens.
  I think I'd do very nicely on an Island right now.  Maybe a fire on the beach, and listen to the waves.  


04.03.2016 17:37:12
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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