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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
05.04.2016 00:56:14
Phuckinbimbo

HLB don't try to re-create the past. Just do your own thing in the here and now. Remember the South Park episode when the boys created a time machine to go back to the 3rd grade? They realized that the 3rd-grade wasn't as great as they remembered it to be.

05.04.2016 00:56:14
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 354
Secville
07.04.2016 17:23:32
Remi

Moving house is so stressful! Theres so many things i should throw away but theres just too many memories attached to them. Downsizing is so not fun!

07.04.2016 17:23:32
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Trina Jameson
Level 21
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 651
Secville
07.04.2016 18:37:48
Trina Jameson

Remi wrote:
Moving house is so stressful! Theres so many things i should throw away but theres just too many memories attached to them. Downsizing is so not fun!
Feel the struggle. Sometimes when doing cleaning I feel like I have too many things that I don't use, but then I remember something about them and get emotional attached. 
I can't only imagine how worse it is when you're moving :/ Good luck with that <3

07.04.2016 18:37:48
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
07.04.2016 18:49:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've been in a State of downsizing too, for Years.  It's really hard, when you add your children's memories to your own.  I chose a large trunk for each of us, and when I come across something small and still in good condition, I place it there.  I'm selling or donating most everything else these day's.  That first de-clutter of my home a few years after my husband died was so hard I had to hire someone to decide what to keep or donate.  Everything had to much sentimental value to me at such a fragile time for me to decide anything but the big decisions.  Thinking back on it now, it was helpful to clear out some ghosts.

It makes me sad too, but I think you will like the way your new home feels after a few days, and you will always have the memories too.


07.04.2016 18:49:00
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Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1704
Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
10.04.2016 17:00:45
Remi

I've managed to buy myself a fancy new sofa! Why did I need a new sofa you ask? Because my old one wouldn't fit through the door of my new house haha xD Thankfully with getting my deposit back from my old house I can pay for the new sofa, so that's good!


The make of my lovely new sofa (with my lovely parents having a giggle on it)



The amazing colours I'm getting it in! I cant wait till its arriving for delivery!

10.04.2016 17:00:45
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Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1704
Reputation: 2147
Posts: 354
Secville
10.04.2016 17:02:16
Remi

Some fun sofa shopping stories for you!

Mum: -points at lime green sofa- LOOK REM, MINT GREEN SOFA!
It wasn't sarcasm
She was serious

Me mum and dad walk into a store, we are hit with a strong stench of grandma. Dad turns and leaves immediately having an asthma attack. Me and mum brave onwards 15 more steps before we too begin coughing and dying and beeline for the exit as fast as possible and cough for a good 3 minutes outside

Me: hmm I'm not too sure about the black and red, maybe a red brown instead?
Salesman: yeah it's definitely more of a masculine mens bachelor pad colour!
Dad: -loudly in a matter of fact friendly tone- well HE is a bachelor haha!
Salesman: -looks genuinely afraid for a second before mum changes the subject-

Apparently when me and dad left to look at some tables while he talked with mum he said he put his foot in it and was really embarrassed and apologized xD (I didn't care tbh it happens, I'm still giving him 5 stars on the website bc he was a damn good salesman)

10.04.2016 17:02:16
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Ceres
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Posts: 2094
Secville
10.04.2016 18:19:18
Ceres

LOL what a day

10.04.2016 18:19:18
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
11.04.2016 01:27:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

That was a fun story, Reme.  The couch is so fashionable too.  I can't wait to see your house when it is all put together.

11.04.2016 01:27:55
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
11.04.2016 14:20:33
Ceres

So true. This is exciting

11.04.2016 14:20:33
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
18.04.2016 21:30:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love being flirted with.  I had a fun little adventure at the fuel station today.  Just sipping a straw is enough to make men say the funniest of thing's to me.  Made better with crowd in que listening to our exchange of words.  I played along seriously to the point of offering him a free pass to touch the part of me he chose to compliment me on, (a Kiss or touching my lips) till he broke a nervous laugh first, then everyone did. I guess he was afraid to do it with so many people watching.  I think I was bouncing out the door with a bit of an attitude, I was being serious. He is not the one to play with me, but I know there is now one more man who is going to be watching me with a really good story for his friends at the bar.   I wonder if I 'put out', in his version of the story.

18.04.2016 21:30:26
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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The Town Square.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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