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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Remi
Level 8
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Secville
07.02.2016 19:39:17
Remi

My poor doggie is going in for the snip tomorrow - I feel so guilty not letting her have anything to eat or drink tonight! ;;

07.02.2016 19:39:17
Secville's renowned Designer!
Ceres
Level 21
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Secville
07.02.2016 23:16:37
Ceres

Its so exhausting looking after a 3 month old. I swear!!
On top it off with classes urggg

07.02.2016 23:16:37
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
08.02.2016 17:59:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had to create my own stress today, so I can fall asleep.  I watched 4 hours of a British documentary on Maths.
  I better not start counting sheep when I close my eyes.

08.02.2016 17:59:04
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
11.02.2016 19:30:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am going crazy in Bimbolands.  It's not a game?

11.02.2016 19:30:37
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
15.02.2016 07:12:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

  It is very tiring being the Prime Bimbo.  The past 2 weeks has been non-stop with administration even though I thought that it would slow up for me in that area for my second term.  All my writing on the forum seems all in an official capacity, I've lost myself and silly stories in the process of making order out of chaos.  Not like real life is any better.
        It's actually more absurd than anything yet imagined.

  I'm on leave from my retirement part-time entry level job, and working on a 2 month contract for the company.  I have them totally over a barrel too, and can charge whatever I feel like, because of my experience 25 years of being a Chief Operations Officer for a competing firm.  I didn't put that on my application, was hired at entry level, and love it.  But it seems they found out about my experience from some of my former client's, and want to promote me to take over the corporate wide training program.  I refused. because I want to just do busy work and continue to be semi-retired.  An insane salary for 2 months was a sheer bribe, but not one I want once spring arrives.
    I hate this corporate job.  My time of service gives me a perspective as #3 COO trying to train young men and a few women, to do jobs their collages didn't prepare them to do.  I've been working with the first batch, and honestly they seem like they are emotionally and organizationally like teenagers, and not collage students. I totally feel like I'm trying to teach someone from the beginning and this whole week, I felt like I've had to make each lesson more basic than the last.  All the mistakes I see the students make are ones I saw 20 years ago and fixed and never saw again at my former post. Even I don't know where to start with these folks except with hands on experience so I'm just doing a lot of hand holding, and still far to much thinking for them.  I make it sound simple because it is to me, but it isn't for people not mentally trained for a good situational awareness of multiple targets and speeds and traffic flow.
 blaw blaw blaw.  

 The absurd thing about the situation, is I am for the most part doing the Job of "back-seat driver".  Corporate Style.  With a very disgusting payday, and promises of lots of first class free travel, to do a job I used to love doing myself. Except, I trained "One on One" with an apprentice for about 3 years, before I would even graduate someone to move to a different location. Some things can't be taught via a video conference and that is the job offer they are making to me. I wont do it, because it can't be effectively done. This is one thing that must be done personally from the literal back seat, of one driver at a time.  I'd need a hundred of 'me' to do what they eventually want and told them so.  That's absurd, but the price of cutting back on employee retention and training during the recession that has lasted ten+ years has cost them everyone with more than 3 years of on the job experience.
    No, I don't miss the corporate life at all.  My firm was small in comparison to this current offer, made to a now twice retired forty-something ex-dancer with a weird hobby of having a regular professional job too.  They are a little to late to appeal both my greed or my ego, and they got nothing I want but good office coffee with the receptionists, and an awesome benefit's package while working 3 day's a week. That is my desired life now and really love the simplicity of not having any major responsibilities anymore.  What do I have to do to keep that?
  
                              I sound so stupid when I say out loud, "That I don't know how to fix this problem in my life."

15.02.2016 07:12:20
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Remi
Level 8
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Posts: 354
Secville
15.02.2016 14:14:00
Remi



It’s my Tranniversary! On the 15th February 2014 I came to terms with being Transgender and Pansexual; and instead of rejecting it and who I am like I had before, I embraced it. Though scared of what my family might think or how the world would treat me, I stayed strong and pushed through. On the 27th December 2015 I came out to my whole family and was accepted, something two years ago I never would have believed could happen. I am who I am. This is who I was meant to be.

15.02.2016 14:14:00
Secville's renowned Designer!
Ceres
Level 21
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Posts: 2094
Secville
15.02.2016 15:25:44
Ceres

Awesome remi! happy for you too!!

15.02.2016 15:25:44
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
15.02.2016 17:05:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

Has it really been that long?  I'm so glad everything went so smoothly with your family and friends.  
Hey Ceres !!!!!  f*buddies, wow  always nice to reach out to you.

Good news, for the Pub.
   Chris has decided to make the Founders Inn. Clickable from the map. That is for sure.

   I also heard some chatter that it is also going to be the starting place for the updated and refreshed graphic design.  There is so much going on at once it's hard to tell what is going to happen from week to week till Friday.  haha.  Still, at least they have a direction for the nation now.
                            Remi think Men's clothes !
                            We want them !!!!

   



15.02.2016 17:05:47
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Ceres
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7289
Reputation: 5449
Posts: 2094
Secville
15.02.2016 17:17:24
Ceres

Thats awesome! hey heavenleigh how are you :)P

got classes and hopefully some interviews this week n next. plus babysitting

15.02.2016 17:17:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.02.2016 06:36:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

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Haha, I found this image in a pop-up on Yahoo, for Bimbolands.
It was strange how it showed up too, in an e-mail link to a player profile.

17.02.2016 06:36:38
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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