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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Ceres
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Secville
31.08.2015 15:37:48
Ceres

I have been sick for the last few days. All has been a blur. I don't know where to begin. I might need some water.
* Looks for globsters* Where are they? 


31.08.2015 15:37:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
31.08.2015 15:50:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

Globbie is looking under the coral reefs for the sea cucumbers  today for beautiful table settings.   I watched him waddle to the waters with glee.
  I never claim to understand the prehistoric creatures, but anything that can swim such wild waters, I can appreciate.  I hope he brings me a closed shell clam.   The cash register needs a book-keeper.
((( brings you water ))))
    The staff is all busy, and I bring limes to the table too.   
  Makes you a Lime-aid in a glass with sugar packets and citric acid making the air smell like Pie.  Anything with lime flavor is a total treat to squeeze by hand, for you...
( yes, this idea has really happened in real life :)   ) Just be sure to close your eyes as I squeeze the fruit.



31.08.2015 15:50:13
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Ceres
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Secville
31.08.2015 22:06:17
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Globbie is looking under the coral reefs for the sea cucumbers  today for beautiful table settings.   I watched him waddle to the waters with glee.
  I never claim to understand the prehistoric creatures, but anything that can swim such wild waters, I can appreciate.  I hope he brings me a closed shell clam.   The cash register needs a book-keeper.
((( brings you water ))))
    The staff is all busy, and I bring limes to the table too.   
  Makes you a Lime-aid in a glass with sugar packets and citric acid making the air smell like Pie.  Anything with lime flavor is a total treat to squeeze by hand, for you...
( yes, this idea has really happened in real life :)   ) Just be sure to close your eyes as I squeeze the fruit.

Aw thats quite generous of you. Thanks much! I havent been on in the pub. So much has passed on in here. Ive had a terrible headache and was vomiting, i surely believe it was this strange pill my sister gave me for menstrual pains. Oops tat didnt go too well. But im glad im slowly getting better.
* drinks lime-aid*

31.08.2015 22:06:17
BambiDoll
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Atheista
31.08.2015 22:56:06
BambiDoll

Hope you feel better soon, Ceres. Menstrual pains are the worst. I used to suffer from them severely when I was younger, but I don't really get them now because the contraception I use stops my periods mostly. I've never bothered with those special pills that my friends buy for menstrual cramps though. Nothing is ever as good as a double dose of aspirin and a hot water bottle.

31.08.2015 22:56:06
Ceres
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31.08.2015 23:29:36
Ceres

BambiDoll wrote:
Hope you feel better soon, Ceres. Menstrual pains are the worst. I used to suffer from them severely when I was younger, but I don't really get them now because the contraception I use stops my periods mostly. I've never bothered with those special pills that my friends buy for menstrual cramps though. Nothing is ever as good as a double dose of aspirin and a hot water bottle.
Thank you Bambidoll .Im not a fan of pills my mom tries to get me off them. It's because of mmy back aches that i usualy take them. My back aches are worse when im on my menses *menses short for menstrual*

31.08.2015 23:29:36
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.09.2015 03:05:08
HeavenLeighBimbo

Cycle the soap box now.  I feel bad adding to this train of thought. I don't seem to suffer anything worse than tiredness. All of my friends seem to have varying degrees of discomfort with Mense.  I know I'm the lucky one, but I often wonder, but never ask, if it is because I don't use birth control.  I never need too.  My whole entire life I've wanted to get pregnant, and as far as STD's go, those type of men could never even get close enough to me to shed a single hair on my body.  The thought of it makes me totally cringe, because I did study that in a medical course I had to attend.  I actually give men physical examinations first with a medical perspective before I'll even undress, if it is sperm I am after.  (Did I say that out loud?  Yup,  I guess I did)

 My body is on a natural cycle, and even though I am about to become menopausal because of my age,  I really don't feel any different.  I'm so regular still.   I worry about the effects of artificial hormones. 
I'll never say that birth control is bad, but for me it was never a worry.  My youthful sexual life was with a husband,  Then later, with women.
  So I understand the different effects and pain associated with Menses, but I guess I consider myself very lucky.  The worst I get is very wild mood swings.  I know when I'm about to start my cycle, when I begin crying over some of the most trivial things.  movies, songs, people.   My worst is when I wake up crying, and there wasn't even a bad dream.   I'll just wake up crying for no reason at all, physically.   I've never had very heavy periods though, ever. I was 110 pounds when I conceived Jesse.  I was always very underweight for my stature. (anorexic) It took me 6 years of trying to have a baby daily before my first son was conceived.  I began to wonder if I was seriously damaged.  I lost a baby the next year, and had my second son the next year after that. Then never again even though I have had many sexual encounters all unprotected...  Like I said,  I want to get impregnated. still to this day, even if it kills me in the process of childbirth.  My oldest son would raise his sister very well.    ((( tears flowed out of nowhere from my eyes ))))  The thought took my breath away for a moment.

  What would a man think if I told them that I lied about using birth control to get pregnant?
   It never happened with anyone but my husband, but it sure wasn't due to my lack of trying.
  I couldn't even care about the child-support money that would be possible in a failed match.  I even went so far as to......  (self censured)
I write this as only my own life experience.   I was, and still am able to care for children properly.
  My life situation granted me that opportunity.  I respect the choices women must make where reproductive health is concerned.
  I'm just saying that I guess I have 'it' a bit more easy than some others.

I order a round of jasmine tea for the house.   A splash of honey for Ceres to keep her blood sugars up.
Maybe not medically sound,  but the treatment fixes all my slight discomforts 28 days a month.  I act upon my cravings.  For me it is herbal tea's.






01.09.2015 03:05:08
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Bebe92583
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Antitheocra
01.09.2015 20:34:23
Bebe92583

I am pretty excited!  one  of my hobbies  has long been genealogy and to that  end I do  what ever it takes  to  maintain  my  membership  at ancestry.com.  I  am the  recycling  Queen as a result LOL. I recycle  plastic,aluminum  etc to pay the  monthly  member fee  of  $29.95  there  anyway   as  most know  I have 4  kids that  are grown and that  their  father  my first   hubby and  soulmate died  some 27  years ago in 1987 well I have been working on a huge family tree  for my kids and of  course  that entails alot of  work to bring  all branches  together that  form their family   not  surprisingly My  Mothers  family has been the    easiest to  work with and   3  branches have traced  all the way  back  to  Adam  and   Eve. yes there is recorded  history thanks  to the Irish    requirement that    everyone had to  be registered  in order  to  inherit even a twig off  of  a  thatched roof.That said  the  waters  tend to get murky  if a  family is a  more recent immigrant to  the U.S.making the search for verifiable  accurate  records  more  difficult  well recently I received  an email  from  a lady working  on my  late husbands   family  tree  this  in turn  led  to  the  of the whereabouts of  my  brother in laws  family  and  health permitting  a   reunification  with  new  cousins  etc my  kids  have long wanted  contact with  their fathers  family   and  now finally the  door has been opened  for  them                                                       

01.09.2015 20:34:23
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
08.09.2015 14:12:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

Genealogy is really cool to research.  I get lost in family histories and stories of migration.  My family line really gets lost to history around the 14 hundreds.  Wars and plagues and shifting boundaries destroyed most records along with the people themselves.  It was vital work though for my maternal grand-father to do for religious reasons, so my family tree is as complete as it ever will get.  My  biological fathers side is as lost as he was after the biology was done with his own premature death.  I wish I could know some of my half siblings, but I can't even find the living.  It is rumored that they live near me too, or at least did 30 years ago.  I was whisked away and raised in a different city far away from the core group of family. Just by chance i ended up moving back to the town where all this nasty intrigue all began and my aunt told me a few stories of my conception over tea.  Yikes !
I'm glad I was to young and innocent to know what being an illegitimate child was all about in a very 'old world family' that made me grow up very much alone and on the outside looking in.
 





08.09.2015 14:12:47
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
14.09.2015 22:39:28
HeavenLeighBimbo

I made a mistake and let Jackie get a bit close to me.  She came up with a nick-name for me.  She is now calling me Sailor Moon.  It could be worse, I guess.
  I shared a moment of dance with her and she put together my fan-doom and appearance into something that took my breath away.   Seriously?   I was going for the look of me.  She doesn't have to ask permission to get into my heart.    That she even knew how to tease me was a reward enough for me. 
  Epic fail if your ever compared to a music video on You Tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUWUQ6mZvg&index=61&list=FLmVnuydas_JMXQY8eptiutg
 So I saved her life, and the life of her new bourn child once.  Now she is making me blush.    I'm not a hero, just her friend.  It is bizarre to try so hard to be helpful, and find yourself compared to a cartoon. 
Like I said,  It could have been worse.
  I melted when she used my nick'name around her boyfriend today.   Her eyes betrayed her.  Her look was focused upon my eyes.  She meant it with honor, that she knows I understand because she has known me for 6 years and saw a very wild woman become very focused on peace.  When she first met me,  I was a diva.  Surprise......  I'm just a simple nameless bimbo.   She doesn't dare call me HLB ...
   That nick-name i only barely tolerate in Bimbolands.
Jackie could really make a hot wet mess of me if she actually dared to say just 3 simple words.

Sexpence none Richer 
              Melt me with anything about LOVE.
  Jackie does the trick on my body and emotions.

I wonder what it would be like to walk in her shoes?
  I can't think of a nick-name for her, except her smile gives me pause..........  
  I think I would call her a simple 'Rose'.
  Her smile with her lips are ever so beautiful, it is a treat to just live next door to her.  I LOVE the way she talks to me, and it might sound silly but I also love her scent.  She smells so sexy, and that is something I can't even explain to myself.  Then she hands me her baby, and I. __________.
 want to be with her forever.    
   What is Love?   I just don't know.  I just know who I like.







14.09.2015 22:39:28
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
16.09.2015 04:51:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today is a perfect reason to go to the pub to write.  I need to process some things a friend of mine said, during a surprise visit.  There is a long history between us, because we literally grew up as children together.  Never very close though, because she is mentally ill and sort of channel surfs in her head.  I would call it more of a very mild form of autism.  I am used to her unusually odd thought processes, because we spent summers together as children.  She has always had some problems with relationships with her own family and every man she has ever been with. As long as I've known her you could tell that she is unique and tends to fixate on (?) emotional states. Once the sexual excitement wears off and men discover she sort of lives in a world only she seems to understand.
So of course after not seeing her since my husbands funeral about 16 months ago, and she got married about 17 months ago.  She just dropped out of my life for a while, I totally stopped all contact with her because in my opinion she was allowing the abuse.  She would cry on my shoulder, only to go back to her 1st husband time and again just to be beaten the next time he drank a beer.  Next she finds a man who does the exact same thing. (husband #2) I really didn't want to involve myself with her any longer, till today when she needed to talk about divorcing her current husband and knocked on my door without an invitation.   The same old story I heard from her about a hundred times already.  Her reasons for it  I also take issue with, but there is one thing no friend should involve themselves, and that is marriage.

How can you tell someone that it might be best if they didn't get into relationships that are sexual in nature?
She did nothing wrong in my opinion, but men on the other-hand don't really seem to understand her problem the same way as I do.  Conversations with her are very difficult even just for a friend of her's, for all her life to understand.  Men and the sexual nature of the beings just don't understand such an emotionally unstable woman, and that is even with her on medications.   I feel so bad, and honestly I really don't know what I can do for her, except to beg her to stop being needy and taking physical abuse from her husband who in fit's of drunkenness beats her, whenever he can't understand why she repeats herself and stories several times.  She doesn't drink, but at times seems to be permanently drunk to the casual observer.  Add to this, a woman that finds it very difficult to deal with any emotions both positive and negative. 
 I most likely wouldn't understand her ether if I didn't grow up with her.
   She seems normal at first because she tries so hard, but eventually she slips back into her world where time seems to be a loop.

  I truly worry about giving her any advice.  Right now I wish I could seriously ban her from being around men .  Not because of what she has done, but because I'm not sure there is a man in this world that could be a good mate for her for about a dozen reasons.
When she can't deal with her distress she comes to me.  This time around I just couldn't speak my mind to her.  Subjects changed so quickly that I was having a hard time knowing which subject her emotional state was dealing with.  She was melting down, in a bad way, while I was busy trying to understand her stories.  I never do well with stories of domestic violence, so I may not have been listening to her as closely as I should have been.  She has dealt with this problem repeatedly over the last 20 years.  She is cute, and men have proven to me, through her ,that in her case a body is more attractive than a well functioning brain.  She really isn't that bad in my opinion, but again it is because I've seen her 'ticks' first hand.  Amusing at first, but a bit frustrating over time.

  She asked me while she was leaving to visit her home tomorrow.  I had to promise I would, and now that the promise was made, I'm totally frightened.  I hate where she lives.  I hate her disgusting vermin, trash filled and destroyed home.  As bad as it sounds I even dislike her older sons, because they grew up watching a father beating a woman, and as a consequence they also treat women very poorly.   It is so bad that I'm afraid to even enter that part of town.  Worst yet is the fact that I'm going to need to check out my weapon, from my own son's gun safe.  I will not walk into the home of a man who beats his wife without my side-arm.   This visit is not going to be tea and cupcakes.

  I swore off carrying weapons since I retired from work, but I also didn't intend on leaving the safety of my own property.
Promising my friend a visit is going to make me so uncomfortable, but I must.  Shawna needs to know people care about her.   
  So I guess I'm going to just choke my own advice down my throat, and just use my ears with her and pray that somehow she inspires me with some advice I can give her.   Right now, I got Nothing.   I need a prayer answered by morning.  Inspiration would be wonderful at this moment because I'm totally at a loss of how to help a family in need of a serious intervention.   There really is nothing for me to do, but to listen to her.  It seems to be what she needs the most.

PS:  The husband is already in Jail.   He is going to have a very long time to think about what sex meant to him.  Unfortunately for Shawna she permanently will remember for the rest of her life like it happened yesterday.   She has no concept of time, or moving on to better opportunities.  She is truly stuck mentally in the past and it always repeats itself because she really does have a mental illness that is almost invisible till you get to know her.







16.09.2015 04:51:38
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