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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
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Sex Appeal: 1731
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Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
21.07.2016 18:07:15
Phuckinbimbo


[continued from previous post and page. (PM edit)]

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Thanks Kathy.   Actually using a dictionary is very impressive.   You described my writing style perfectly !!!  5 Stars and cheer's.
    
   It is a complicated situation, but everyone I talk to thinks of it as money, not honor.  They think I'm crazy.  They do not see me as a soon to be senior citizen.  I'm already a pensioner but to them they see me as an ambitious money hungry collage student paying off student loan's.  My very own appearance is causing this corporate mentality to blackmail me into working a more difficult job for no raise in pay. 

        They don't know that I used to be the chief operating officer, and stepped down so I could semi-retire anonymously. ( To be unknown and hidden from attention.)  
New people at the top of the ladder noticed me being a little fish doing BIG THINGS and still see me as a foolish enough girl, to do a job that I know should be paid 10X's what they are offering me.  The workplace has become a bidding war for promotion's.  How low will you go? Is the question, for this rank.  
                 Rome tried doing that,  and that empire soon collapsed, as everyone went broke with unskilled labor in the workforce and no production.
  It is awesome to see the job you have done for 27 year's from the perspective of a gold fish.
         Food for someone else to consume.

  I really am so sorry for the next generation.
  You better be a lucky one with a great talent to sell, because otherwise  your just a number and a bank account on a computer with a balance of zed 0 , Nothing.
  Half of America is already there.   What is the tipping point? 
  Hows Greece doing these day's ?  Haha
 America stands right in line along the same path as Greece,  but let's add in the riot in the cities and terrorist attacks, and a flood of illegals from all nations and everyone shall soon see what it does to the world.   I hopefully will not see the day,  but it is possible .  For me I'm the goldfish. what is going on outside really doesn't affect the wealthy.  Indeed. 

American is not going to collapse. He who owns the food supply owns the world. Be more worried about the free college education. It is already set in stone that those with a college level education are tier 3 on the disability/retirement scale and will never be able to collect disability if needed and they will never be allowed to stop working. 74 is on the horizon. Disability and retirement are things of the past. Ever hear of Obama Care? The republicans will never repeal that and don't want to. All legal options to do so have been exhausted and the legal time limit to do it in have expired. I keep telling you to read the handbooks, mission statements and bi-laws. They are in black and white and easily found on the web. Speaking of which, did you know our government wants it's people to be restricted from accessing the web so they can continue to use it for their business such as putting their handbooks, mission states and bi-laws online for the employees to use and keep us from accessing that info? Did you know internet lifeline, one of those poor people handouts, has already been terminated for that reason? And just to make sure the blacks and poor people will never stand a chance against those raised in the ivory towers, the Head Start program is about to be axed too. It is under utilized now that was have public pre-preschool acting as day care for all of those people work 60 to 72 hours a week.       
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21.07.2016 18:07:15
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.07.2016 20:40:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had a 'fan' incident  I was relating to a friend of mine just now,  and  it was just to cute and I wanted to share it here to.

 2 day's ago :
 A mother with a newbourn in a carrier, two boy's about 3 and 4 were sitting in a shopping cart waiting in line across from me. The boys were fascinated by me, and the mother asked them what they were looking at. 'An angel' was the reply from the older boy. I didn't notice the children myself, but only heard their voices. The mother turns around and gazed at me for a while and our eye's met.  She then turned back to the children and said 'she is really pretty.'

 After checking out, she came to me and told me what the boy's had said. She said she has never seen them so fascinated by someone before. I explained to her that I always have that effect on young children because I was a preschool teacher for 4 year's before I got married. She said no it's not that. They see and sense something inside of you.
 It really was a beautiful moment because I was just wearing regular jeans and a plain tee shirt and didn't even brush my hair.  I was as plain as could be, and still noticed by children.
            . Priceless.--------


   I don't know what it is about me,  but I have a 'Mary Poppins' effect on children... Little girls are actually the one's most fascinated by me. I can have the 'meanest girl' happy to help me do a chore within minutes of meeting them.   It's such a crazy thing to have it happen randomly in public, and a parent notices the child taking an extreme interest in watching me and what I'm doing or saying.

    Fathers generally are to intimidated by me to say anything to me, so I usually only get the occasional woman who actually has to say something to me about my 'fashion of the day'.  This shopper was very special herself too.
    That was a very brave thing she did, to make me feel very special.

  ' Movie Star Land' in the Rockies...
 Is a really nice place to live with stranger's like that.
       

22.07.2016 20:40:25
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Sylphaen
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1091
Reputation: 1648
Posts: 1135
Reasonopia
23.07.2016 21:56:51
Sylphaen

i think the world would be a much better place if we were all brave enough to make someone's day better like that. unfortunately we're growing so cold and compliments are becoming so rare that when we actually get one it feels awkward.

23.07.2016 21:56:51
Cachemir
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4162
Reputation: 3029
Posts: 1051
Atheista
25.07.2016 04:08:20
Cachemir

Heaven, you should profit your gift. It is precious!

25.07.2016 04:08:20
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
25.07.2016 17:28:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I do profit by it.  It's actually made me into a very successful woman. I'm totally manipulative with men.  Haha !!
  When I was 8-18, I worked with children too.  So I made some really great babysitting money !!!! Then as a preschool teacher I made a little more.
      It was the best job I ever had.

25.07.2016 17:28:00
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 03:11:20
Phuckinbimbo

~grabs HLB's ass~
Hi sexy bitch.

26.07.2016 03:11:20
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 05:40:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yummy !!!!    Do you have any idea where this direction can go?
  Sexy bitch is an understatement.
  For just some simple cleaning and stick removal,  there was 15 people in the operating room.  Only a nurse and a doctor was working.  The rest just wanted to see my bloody ass.
    It's so nice to be so sexy while bleeding from your ass it gathers a crowd of intern's.
  If it bleeds it lead's...  for the media, press and the stripper pole FANS.
  My ass was not looking to cute today,  but it was just a stabbing type wound  and  I shouldn't even have a scar I would care about..
   My leather body suit took the worst of the crash.  I got lucky to be spun the way I was.
              I also wasn't riding my personal bike. I would be much more upset right now it my baby got 'road rashed' too.
          I don't race my personal bike anymore, for this exact reason.   It is worth more intact, as a museum piece,  than on my personal score card and tombstone.

26.07.2016 05:40:00
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 05:50:59
Phuckinbimbo

You got fucked in the ass my a stick. You have super powers in manipulating the wood. o.o
~whistles~
You're a semxy BITCH!

There's a wood that'll stay hard forever. Shit and in front of doctors too. I hope you got a phone number.

26.07.2016 05:50:59
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 20:19:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am sore all over this morning.  That was quite a tumble into the hay.  
Doctors with Priapism are common enough to find.  I hear there is no cure around my ass.
   I'm scared to look.

   I discovered I could still wear my bikini with a bandage on and it doesn't show  I'm fine.
          That was really my first thought when I got home.

26.07.2016 20:19:54
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Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1731
Reputation: 1903
Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 23:51:02
Phuckinbimbo

0.0
No she didn't go there, did she?
~bites tongue~
~bites harder~
OUCH DAMN IT!!!
Oh go ahead. Stick your head between you ass and look at it. Take a picture while you're there.

26.07.2016 23:51:02
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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How often do elections take place?
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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