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The People v. SweetasNuts Parody

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60
Created
12.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is SweetasNuts Parody guilty?

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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 00:05:38
halobear8

The People v. SweetasNuts Parody


Hello all,

Today I present before you the case against SweetasNuts Parody. They have been taken to court for violating multiple rules multiple times and incurring 8 strikes total during my term as Prime Ximbo.

Defendant: SweetasNuts Parody

Plaintiff: halobear8 on behalf of The People of Ximboland

Crime: Multiple violations of rules, 8 strikes incurred.


1st Incident:


SweetasNuts Parody posted this to the Minister of Fashion - official office thread. This post violated Rule #5: Politics by making a post that was not respectful, educational, and non-harmful towards other players. Their post was harmful to the identities of players on the site, as well as the player that was being insulted.

SweetasNuts Parody was informed that this would count as a strike towards their account.


2nd Incident:


SweetasNuts Parody posted this to the Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest thread. This post violated Rule #1: Protected Characteristics by promoting discriminatory or hateful beliefs towards the protected characteristic of religion or belief. Their post also violated Rule #1: Protected Characteristics again by refusing to call halobear8 by their preferred pronouns (she/he/they) and thereby undermining their identity.

Again, there was a lapse in my judgment as Prime Ximbo and I let the misgendering slide because I wasn’t offended but I didn’t realize that perhaps other people on this site would feel uncomfortable by this behavior. SweetasNuts Parody referred to halobear8 as “shis” continuously throughout the post.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a warning + 1 strike for promoting discriminatory or hateful beliefs towards the protected characteristic of religion or belief.

SweetasNuts Parody was informed they would have 2 strikes on their account.


3rd incident


SweetasNuts Parody posted this to the Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest thread.

This post violated Rule #1: Protected Characteristics by refusing to call halobear8 by their preferred pronouns (she/he/they) and undermining their identity. SweetasNuts Parody referred to halobear8 as “shis” continuously throughout the post.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a 3rd strike for this particular rule break + informed that they would be taken to trial.

This post also violated Rule #4: Behavior by making a post harassing halobear8 + alleging that halobear8 is a nazi.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a 4th strike + informed that they would be taken to trial.

This post also violated Rule #4: Behavior by making a post to the Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest thread for the purpose of derailment.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a 5th strike + informed that they would be taken to trial.




4th Incident


SweetasNuts Parody posted this to the Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest thread.

This post violated Rule #1: Protected Characteristics by refusing to call halobear8 by their preferred pronouns (she/he/they) and undermining their identity. SweetasNuts Parody referred to halobear8 as “shis” continuously throughout the post.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a 6th strike for this particular rule break + informed that they would be taken to trial.

This post also violated Rule #4: Behavior by making a post harassing halobear8 + alleging that halobear8 is a nazi. Going so far as to say “yes! I called halo nazi which discriminate against the jews”

SweetasNuts Parody was issued a 7th strike + informed that they would be taken to trial.

This post also violated Rule #4: Behavior by making a post to the Dopamine Dressing | FTL Fashion Contest thread for the purpose of derailment.

SweetasNuts Parody was issued an 8th strike + informed that they would be taken to trial.


SweetasNuts Parody has been issued a 3 day forum ban for making multiple posts within a few days of each other that broke multiple rules. This trial will last for 7 days, leaving the owner of the account 4 days to post their side in defense.


This trial is to determine whether or not they are guilty of possessing 0, 3, 0r 6 strikes. To anyone unaware, this account in question (SweetasNuts Parody) was made originally as a parody account of the President’s Masseuse SweetasNuts, who is a prominent figure in the politics of this website. SweetasNuts Parody is the alt account of someone within the community, made entirely for the purpose of trolling the people of this website with whom the owner of the account disagrees with.

If SweetasNuts Parody is found innocent, there will be no action taken against their account.

If SweetasNuts Parody is found guilty of possessing 3 strikes: 1000 reputation pts and 100 diamonds will be removed from their account.

If SweetasNuts Parody is found guilty of possessing 6 strikes: 2000 reputation pts, 200 diamonds, and 1000 sex appeal pts will be removed from their account.

If SweetasNuts Parody is found guilty of possessing 8 strikes: 2000 reputation pts, 200 diamonds, and 1000 sex appeal pts will be removed from their account, as well as having 8 strikes on their record.


12.06.2024 00:05:38
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
12.06.2024 00:14:10
craigslist-stripper

lmao get his ass!! funniest possible followup to the sweetanus FOREVER trial being announced. two shitty trolls put up for public spectacle and judgement like an hour apart from each other. obsessed with this and cannot wait to watch it play out. GUILTY i say! the both of them!

12.06.2024 00:14:10

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 00:32:17
halobear8

BREAKING: SweetasNuts Parody has just now been warned four more times over posts that were made on SweetasNuts FOREVER's trial thread.
There will be a trial Pt. 2 for Parody once this one is finished, no matter what.
If the verdict is guilty on all 8 of these charges + these 4 more charges, SweetasNuts Parody will be exiled. 

12.06.2024 00:32:17
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201641
Reputation: 42739
Posts: 1916
Atheista
12.06.2024 00:49:29
Bimbo Pimp

This is exactly what they are doing to Trump! LMAO Taking him to court and gagging him so he can't defend himself. Sounds like the democracy of the flatlands right now.  Power-tripping vultures. It is only a matter of time before the sword of fascism is pointed at me. Where do I fall on your hit list?  

12.06.2024 00:49:29
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
12.06.2024 01:52:13
craigslist-stripper

yeah tell me when mr trump can start afresh by simply donning a fake mustache and calling himself “tronald dump”

this is a video game. if these bozos get banned they’ll just make another account. theyre already somebody’s alts. 

you really just like shoving in the most braindead takes at any chance possible huh

12.06.2024 01:52:13

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201641
Reputation: 42739
Posts: 1916
Atheista
12.06.2024 02:08:49
Bimbo Pimp

I didn't ask the dirty stripper to address me. Pimps are not like they use to be.  

12.06.2024 02:08:49
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
12.06.2024 02:11:51
craigslist-stripper

ok bro ill remember that when you quote reply me again with something else idiotic ;)

12.06.2024 02:11:51

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201641
Reputation: 42739
Posts: 1916
Atheista
12.06.2024 02:14:58
Bimbo Pimp

Teehee :3 You may use my material, your braindead self can't come up with shit huh.

12.06.2024 02:14:58
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Ascelina
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 266397
Reputation: 12423
Posts: 196
Atheista
12.06.2024 03:01:24
Ascelina

these accounts have made the game extremely unenjoyable with their near constant stream of drivel, I'm glad to see they are finally being held accountable

12.06.2024 03:01:24
love you ~
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48490
Reputation: 32711
Posts: 1849
Atheista
12.06.2024 04:02:52
Dean Winchester

Parody would not play wizard tower with me. 
Sick and Twisted!
also for all my wizard tower players I love you all 

12.06.2024 04:02:52

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