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The People v. SweetasNuts Parody

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
60
Created
12.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is SweetasNuts Parody guilty?

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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
16.06.2024 01:32:55
craigslist-stripper

mr nuts parody you seem to be giving an emotional response. why you say you “turn it up” an get worse? is what people say upsetting to you? i understand it may be rough living in your mom basement, have you talk to mx Sasha Sahara? i think she can help you. no one likes you because you reek of bullshit. maybe she can help you learn a shower, i cant tell if that smell coming off you is the pathetic desperation to be noticed, or you awful BO. maybe if take 5 minutes away from cry on bimboland you could find time to wash your filthy pits and ass. go on stinky you can do it if you put your back in to it!

16.06.2024 01:32:55

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
16.06.2024 17:56:38
SweetasNuts parody

turn up cause look how you get i reallly hit a nerve. you so annoyed an upset it would be more fun. you not help yourself an cant help but get involved. mom basment? is that you directing you own situation with you dad with him locking you up in his basement an that you have no mom?. please stop project you johns smells on me i would never down grade myself to teh likes of you. i smell of dior sauvage. oh strippy stripppy strippy its Miss Sasha Saxara not Sahara them drugs do damage brain cells. go on crackwhore you can get out if you put you mind to it. wait that must be hard with so many dead brains cells now.

16.06.2024 17:56:38
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
16.06.2024 18:15:56
craigslist-stripper

no no no mr nuts this your trial no mine. i understand you mom no love you and she shove you in basement but this no about me. i know you have no know who you dad is but that no mean you insult mine. just because you mom whore and you dad gone forever don’t mean nothing about me

we focus on you here. You think that smell come from you unwiped ass, sweaty pits, or halitosis from eat shit all day? did you accidentally drink bottle piss again? i promise its okay to use toilet you wont miss much on bimboland if you decide go in bathroom and clean self every now then. perfume dont fix you need soap

16.06.2024 18:15:56

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10529
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
16.06.2024 20:22:54
Abu Hamza

this does not seem like sharia law at all

16.06.2024 20:22:54
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
16.06.2024 22:29:30
Dean Winchester

I still think we should launch the nut brothers into the sun for not being able to spell, not being funny, and for annoying me, gods specialist little princess

16.06.2024 22:29:30
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
17.06.2024 00:31:06
SweetasNuts parody

imposter deano how is hell doing? castiel wont be raising you from perdition

are you ok? you getting hysterical. tell me you triggered without tel me you triggered
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craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
no no no mr nuts this your trial no mine. i understand you mom no love you and she shove you in basement but this no about me. i know you have no know who you dad is but that no mean you insult mine. just because you mom whore and you dad gone...


17.06.2024 00:31:06
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
17.06.2024 00:35:40
craigslist-stripper

id rather be hysterical than a boring old troll like you! is that all you have to say? i thought you were gonna turn it up but that was turned down brother. cat got your tongue? your breath does smell like old fish

17.06.2024 00:35:40

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
17.06.2024 00:48:50
SweetasNuts parody

it seems you are ready to strippy cry. why i turn up when i already gots you. you so easy but that is what you are in general. i got you resulting in lame elementary school "comeback" try level up an make entertaining. you snooze fest though i guess that what you always are since you constant on you back.
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17.06.2024 00:48:50
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
17.06.2024 01:22:06
craigslist-stripper

if you got me then i got you mr nut. you reply me too. i know must be hard you no have real friend you have to talk to self all day. so you can no help reply anytime another person talk you

and i notice everyone call you lame snooze boring unoriginal so you start say it too. is okay i understand you not know many word and you no have original thought so you just repeat other people say to you. your whole account copy of real SweetasNuts and even he no like you. im sorry must be lonely have no friends be stinky and boring



17.06.2024 01:22:06

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 47860
Reputation: 32509
Posts: 1841
Atheista
17.06.2024 02:27:05
Dean Winchester

SweetasNuts parody wrote: (original post HERE)
imposter deano how is hell doing? castiel wont be raising you from perdition are you ok? you getting hysterical. tell me you triggered without tel me you triggered craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)no no no mr nuts this your trial no...
Huh

castiel is fine he’s taken up bee keeping. He also joined a yoga class. 

17.06.2024 02:27:05

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