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The People v. SweetasNuts Parody

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Ximboland Court
Posts
60
Created
12.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is SweetasNuts Parody guilty?

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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
12.06.2024 04:03:52
Bimbo Pimp

Well, at least I haven't seen them two telling anyone to hang themselves and how their friends would be happy to see that. Reivalentine did and Halo said go off <3 <3 <3 What justice can that sort of moral compass bring? Calling Kaity a failure at life, that she has no friends, that people don't like her and then veiled threats of suicide phrased in a way that when called out bitch can say " oh no, I didn't mean it like that." Reivalentine must be a fan of 13 Reasons Why.

12.06.2024 04:03:52
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Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
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Posts: 523
Reasonopia
12.06.2024 06:32:18
Abu Hamza

maybe if you want to make a case for him do not compare him to trump... i don't know just a feeling .... my brothers are not big fans...

however our brother is clearly innocent and is being prosecuted because his judaism reminds these racist of islam!

12.06.2024 06:32:18
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
12.06.2024 13:21:54
Dad

LillyAnn should come out here and defend herself on her main account so she doesn't lose her shitty alt pretending to be a SAN parody account

12.06.2024 13:21:54
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
12.06.2024 13:34:59
Theodora Dee

the level of brainrot some of you have is truly concerning

12.06.2024 13:34:59

Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101653
Reputation: 19342
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 14:04:29
Jack Hammer

Dad wrote: (original post HERE)
LillyAnn should come out here and defend herself on her main account so she doesn't lose her shitty alt pretending to be a SAN parody account
If it’s just a shitty alt, why would anyone care about losing it? As Craigslist already mentioned, they can just come back with a new account and continue trolling without missing a beat. So why should anyone at all care about these charges? 

12.06.2024 14:04:29
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
12.06.2024 14:36:52
Bimbo Pimp

Brother Abu, it is about the abuse of power and political corruption that is used to target an individual that is not liked. This isn't about "justice" it is a power play by the sensitive nancies in power. It reeks of fascism, gross. 

12.06.2024 14:36:52
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
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Agnostica
12.06.2024 14:48:47
craigslist-stripper

Jack Hammer wrote: (original post HERE)
Dad wrote: (original post HERE)LillyAnn should come out here and defend herself on her main account so she doesn't lose her shitty alt pretending to be a SAN parody accountIf it’s just a shitty alt, why would anyone care about losing it? As...
chris wanted court dramas, this provides it. at least it’s targeting someone who is a fucking nuisance rather than say, Melpomene who quite literally did nothing to deserve public ridicule. 

yeah they will likely come back if banned, they’re already probably the same person. but how can we ban anyone ever again when alts are allowed and mods lost IP tracking tools? we’re just supposed to let this behavior run rampant without acknowledging it?

i think if anything this trial is cathartic for those who have been consistently pestered by these guys for months. it’s a way to say “hey fuck you” without directly feeding into their trolling. its a way to point and laugh at them after they were so awful and obnoxious in everyone else’s trial. and most importantly its a way for the government to show they are taking notice and trying to do something, anything about their terrible behavior, even if it’s just a band-aid

12.06.2024 14:48:47

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683437
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Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 15:24:03
halobear8

Jack Hammer wrote: (original post HERE)
Dad wrote: (original post HERE)LillyAnn should come out here and defend herself on her main account so she doesn't lose her shitty alt pretending to be a SAN parody accountIf it’s just a shitty alt, why would anyone care about losing it? As...
It used to be that there were no alt accounts and that a ban actually meant something. Prime Ximbo used to have detective tools to tell us if someone had an alt account so we could ban all accounts relating to a player. PX no longer have those detective tools. This is all Chris's doing. He'd rather make the forum a place where people can break the rules and even real life laws, get banned, make a new account, rinse and repeat. 

12.06.2024 15:24:03
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Jack Hammer
Level 51
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Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 15:34:17
Jack Hammer

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
Jack Hammer wrote: (original post HERE)Dad wrote: (original post HERE)LillyAnn should come out here and defend herself on her main account so she doesn't loseher shitty alt pretending to be a SAN parody accountIf it’s just a shitty alt, why would...
Everyone piling on a couple of silly trolls who can’t respond doesn’t seem like very compelling drama, but maybe that’s just me.

Nevertheless, I doubt these toothless charges and meaningless consequences will do anything to improve this government’s poor reputation and embarrassing judicial record. Quite the opposite, actually. It simply highlights how incompetent and ineffectual this government really is.

12.06.2024 15:34:17
Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201185
Reputation: 42579
Posts: 1895
Atheista
12.06.2024 17:45:41
Bimbo Pimp

Hit the nail on the head Jack. This is just a witch hunt.

12.06.2024 17:45:41
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