The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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24.01.2024 01:46:08
Gemima1984

This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy. 

24.01.2024 01:46:08
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Freethinkerland
24.01.2024 01:50:10
KirstyD8

Well i'm not surprised since you guys decided to get aggressive and start ganging up over a question. Its not very becoming. Maybe your station should send you all to anger management.

24.01.2024 01:50:10
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24.01.2024 02:07:49
Gemima1984

This episode of Slaycast is brought to you by our proud sponsors: Bimbubbly bubblegum! Try our new bimbubbly gum! Perfect for those who need to lighten up.


Bimbubbly bubblegum, now available in your local stores!

24.01.2024 02:07:49
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24.01.2024 02:13:04
KirstyD8

Low budget advertisment never makes me want the product. I suppose with how horrible the staff is at this station it would be hard to get good advertisment.

24.01.2024 02:13:04
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24.01.2024 02:47:20
Gemima1984

Is there anything worse than being disturbed when you're just trying to relax and get some peace and quiet? Try our new Noise reducing Snoozzzz Headphones, proud sponsors of KSLA. Enjoy up to 95% noise reduction with our sound filtering headphones. When tested in Ximboland's scientific lab, 100% of those who trialled our headset reported that they were able to get a much better night's sleep with our Snoozzzz headphones.



Snoozzzz headphones: Block out the nonsense.

24.01.2024 02:47:20
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24.01.2024 03:00:37
KatieBoutique

The Sponsors keep lining up to support this Citizen News Venture.
Great Products so far…
but I always expect sabotage to creep in through the back door…

Ding Ding!  Ding Ding!

Oh…that must be The Mailman in his Ximboland Postal Truck at the loading dock door!
Lots to unload tonight…carefully.

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24.01.2024 04:23:32
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Gemima1984 wrote:
Is there anything worse than being disturbed when you're just trying to relax and get some peace and quiet? Try our new Noise reducing Snoozzzz Headphones, proud sponsors of KSLA. Enjoy up to 95% noise reduction with our sound filtering headphones. When tested in Ximboland's scientific lab, 100% of those who trialled our headset reported that they were able to get a much better night's sleep with our Snoozzzz headphones.



Snoozzzz headphones: Block out the nonsense.
"I definitely want this! More headphones for my collection! Please and thank you!" ♥️

Side note: THIS ! This is the kind of ads I would love to see on Ximboland! Player made ads that are creative and can be considered as ART ! ♥️

NOT the ugly and dull ads we always see that feels so scammy.

Wish Real Companies such as Sony and Mountain Dew would sponsor these creative Ximbos like Katie and Gemima, even Pollyx (GUCCI) and their ARTS!! ♥️




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24.01.2024 07:59:28
Sandi Lut

Thanks Honey Bee and Katie for responding to my question :)

24.01.2024 07:59:28
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24.01.2024 11:18:25
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Gemima1984 wrote:
This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy.
This just in: you're diabetic and need to focus on that instead of roleplaying online. We hope this helps!


24.01.2024 11:18:25
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24.01.2024 14:00:22
Gemima1984

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24.01.2024 14:00:22

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