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23.01.2024 16:10:30
KatieBoutique

We interrupt this interview to bring you a parallel interview from Slayto:

Slayto: "Katie, if you were Minister of Justice, what would you do to handle The AuntieFly Anomaly?
Katie: "I would launch them into space."

23.01.2024 16:10:30
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What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
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23.01.2024 16:13:24
AuntieLice

Thank you for your kind words Boutique, skinny girls would have no problem flying. If I was a Minister of Justice, I would just hide your CPAP machine. That would do the trick.

23.01.2024 16:13:24
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23.01.2024 16:13:59
Honey Beee

Thanks Security Dad for taking care of that interruption! Unfortunately the studio has a strange scent now… my apologies Cherri! Whenever you are ready, we are ready for your answer. 

23.01.2024 16:13:59

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23.01.2024 16:14:18
bxdcherri

That’s a great answer Katie! Come to think of it, I need to put a bit of thought into the MoJ role, perhaps I can give you my number after this interview? 

Getting back to Honey Beee though, Hahah, Oh Beee, youre such a tease! Why would I need to send a man to get into power, when I can do it myself? There was talk of Richard applying for SweetAsNuts Fashion Police, which is true, but it’s in no way tied to me. He’s a big boy, he can do what he wants after all. Although please rest assured, I won’t be choosing FP based on my own biases/friends group. I’ll be choosing the best suited for the role.

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23.01.2024 16:16:01
Honey Beee

We appreciate your clarification! Is there anything else you would like to share with all the viewers?

23.01.2024 16:16:01

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23.01.2024 16:16:52
bxdcherri

Just that I honestly want everyone here to have a good time. Make your outfits, have your fun, enjoy your contests. We’re here for a good time, not a long time, so embrace your ximboness with pride! Thank you so much for having me guys! 

23.01.2024 16:16:52

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23.01.2024 16:17:47
Honey Beee

That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee!

Thanks bxdcherri for coming out and chatting to us about your candidacy! Check out bxdcherri’s manifesto here for more details on her run. 

Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA. 

23.01.2024 16:17:47

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23.01.2024 16:24:01
KatieBoutique

What a fantastic interview.  Thanks to HoneyBeee and bxdcherri for bringing us this in-studio LIVE broadcast.

23.01.2024 16:24:01
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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23.01.2024 16:57:49
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ratings for KSLA are skyrocketing

23.01.2024 16:57:49
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23.01.2024 20:31:30
KatieBoutique

*WEE WOO WEE WOO* NEWS ALERT!

Just spotted in the back window of a XimboCar[TM] traveling 5 mph around the City Center:



Is this about to become a thing?  New Gifs are popping up in Ximbo Sigs and we predict a growing trend:

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****Sig Billboards*****

The news team is slayyyving away over the next three news stories.TGIOT! (Thank Gawd it's only Tuesday!)

23.01.2024 20:31:30
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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What is its mission?
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The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
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When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
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How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
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A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

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How often do elections take place?
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The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
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June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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