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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
23.01.2024 16:10:30
KatieBoutique

We interrupt this interview to bring you a parallel interview from Slayto:

Slayto: "Katie, if you were Minister of Justice, what would you do to handle The AuntieFly Anomaly?
Katie: "I would launch them into space."

23.01.2024 16:10:30

AuntieLice
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Secville
23.01.2024 16:13:24
AuntieLice

Thank you for your kind words Boutique, skinny girls would have no problem flying. If I was a Minister of Justice, I would just hide your CPAP machine. That would do the trick.

23.01.2024 16:13:24
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Honey Beee
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Secville
23.01.2024 16:13:59
Honey Beee

Thanks Security Dad for taking care of that interruption! Unfortunately the studio has a strange scent now… my apologies Cherri! Whenever you are ready, we are ready for your answer. 

23.01.2024 16:13:59

bxdcherri
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Reasonopia
23.01.2024 16:14:18
bxdcherri

That’s a great answer Katie! Come to think of it, I need to put a bit of thought into the MoJ role, perhaps I can give you my number after this interview? 

Getting back to Honey Beee though, Hahah, Oh Beee, youre such a tease! Why would I need to send a man to get into power, when I can do it myself? There was talk of Richard applying for SweetAsNuts Fashion Police, which is true, but it’s in no way tied to me. He’s a big boy, he can do what he wants after all. Although please rest assured, I won’t be choosing FP based on my own biases/friends group. I’ll be choosing the best suited for the role.

23.01.2024 16:14:18

Honey Beee
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Secville
23.01.2024 16:16:01
Honey Beee

We appreciate your clarification! Is there anything else you would like to share with all the viewers?

23.01.2024 16:16:01

bxdcherri
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Reasonopia
23.01.2024 16:16:52
bxdcherri

Just that I honestly want everyone here to have a good time. Make your outfits, have your fun, enjoy your contests. We’re here for a good time, not a long time, so embrace your ximboness with pride! Thank you so much for having me guys! 

23.01.2024 16:16:52

Honey Beee
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Secville
23.01.2024 16:17:47
Honey Beee

That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee!

Thanks bxdcherri for coming out and chatting to us about your candidacy! Check out bxdcherri’s manifesto here for more details on her run. 

Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA. 

23.01.2024 16:17:47

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
23.01.2024 16:24:01
KatieBoutique

What a fantastic interview.  Thanks to HoneyBeee and bxdcherri for bringing us this in-studio LIVE broadcast.

23.01.2024 16:24:01

Iowa
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Reasonopia
23.01.2024 16:57:49
Iowa

ratings for KSLA are skyrocketing

23.01.2024 16:57:49
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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
23.01.2024 20:31:30
KatieBoutique

*WEE WOO WEE WOO* NEWS ALERT!

Just spotted in the back window of a XimboCar[TM] traveling 5 mph around the City Center:



Is this about to become a thing?  New Gifs are popping up in Ximbo Sigs and we predict a growing trend:

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****Sig Billboards*****

The news team is slayyyving away over the next three news stories.TGIOT! (Thank Gawd it's only Tuesday!)

23.01.2024 20:31:30

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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