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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
09.01.2024 17:47:46
KatieBoutique

Welcome to the Ximbloand Slayyycast News Room.



Your Hosts Katie and Slayto will be bringing you the
slayyytest news and gossip covering all things
Within the Borders of the Ximboland Nation.

This just in from our roving reporter Marie:

ButterfIy and AuntieLice are in jail.
Our Internet staff is checking for verification of this and will report back shortly.

Update: Status CONFIRMED!


Slayto: "lol"
SLAYTO!  We don't take sides here!
"Yes we do..."

UPDATE:  They have been released from prison.  
____________________________________________

Slayto has just handed me this breaking news bulletin:

PrincessPixie has just announced a new Fashion Contest:
https://ximbo.land/forum/ximbo-designer-runway-fashion-contest/t14155



UPDATE: Not even 24 hours old and this contest is a SMASH HIT!
32 Upvotes
20 replies
Tons of incredible entries

Slayyycast Editorial by Katie Boutique

Tyranny does not come from within Bimboland.  It comes out of The Flatlands.
Authoritarianism is not necessarily a bad thing.
Tyranny is always a bad thing.

Where do we play this imaginative game from?

What part of The Map?



That is the key to unlocking this still evolving Ximboland “democracy”.
This is a topic I have not seen discussed, yet.
Maybe the coming manifestos will have a look in this direction.

For the good of our one-of-a-kind Bimbo Island World


09.01.2024 17:47:46

bxdcherri
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Reasonopia
14.01.2024 22:10:34
bxdcherri

Hi Slayto and Katie! Perhaps it would be a good idea for you to include Halo's and SweetAsNuts Manifesto breakdowns in here!

14.01.2024 22:10:34

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
15.01.2024 02:13:08
KatieBoutique

KSLA News has just confirmed:

Senators are not eligible to run in the current Jan 2024 Prime Ximbo Election.
Also: none of the 7 potential candidates has Confirmed! they are Officially Running!
Shocker: This includes SweetasNuts, (the 8th candidate) who is only a Senator, and is NOT eligible to run!



Subscribe to this thread so you get the latest election news as it breaks.



15.01.2024 02:13:08

Honey Beee
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Secville
15.01.2024 04:17:40
Honey Beee

Great job Katie and Slayto for keeping citizens informed with all things Ximboland!!

15.01.2024 04:17:40

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
15.01.2024 04:35:38
KatieBoutique

KSLAyyy News Feature Presentation: *****Meet Heydi*****

Investigative powerhouse.  Completely Independent.  We here at the Station love her work, like the following analysis of one of the more mysterious aspects of the game: The “Hot in the Forum” Feed:

15.01.2024 04:35:38

Iowa
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Reasonopia
15.01.2024 04:48:37
Iowa

this is the kind of real journalism this republic needs

15.01.2024 04:48:37
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Pollyx
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Antitheocra
15.01.2024 05:15:57
Pollyx

hello, Katie and Slayto! for the sake of political journalism, honest reporting and prediction, and other measures, I can confirm I am not running in this Prime Bimbo election due to limitations from the Flatlands, though I may in the future as the situation changes <3

a question on-air for Katie, Slayto, Heydi, or other numerous investigative journalists and researchers in Ximboland: what is the best way to calculate the number of active forum-using members of each state? Would it involve time, research, something else? statistical guesses based on the population of each state? for a future project (unrelated to elections, though such stats are helpful there as well) I am in need of a good way to numerically "equalize" the states. e.g. how many "points" is an Athiestan worth to their state (with a large population) vs a citizen from a smaller state like Secville, where "active users" may need to be worth more to equalize numbers across something, like a contest...

what research would be required to find this information? as a fun & fashionable researcher and State Minister from the tiny state of Antitheocra, I'd like to ask for advice on this! <3 I do love numbers, tables, and charts, so time-consuming activities for the sake of data are no burden to me. thank you to all those on the air and let me know if there is a good way to achieve this so that in a hypothetical contest, multipliers could be created to somewhat bridge the gap between large and small states without reducing the number of participants/giving reasons for people not to join (such as I would worry about with a multiplier based on the # of participants).

15.01.2024 05:15:57
Spooky Surprises SALE event - new shop items from now until Halloween, don't wait!
Check out my MoF reelection manifesto here!
★ Subscribe to the New Shop Items thread to get updates about what's been added recently! ★
Lower activity due to an ongoing urgent IRL situation, schedule unpredictable, sorry!
Here
is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda!

 

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
15.01.2024 16:33:46
KatieBoutique

Ximboland SlayyyCast Spotlight:

Cannabis Bimbo




" The beasts of the jungle abide just one law: hunt or be hunted. The shipwreck has put me at a slight disadvantage, but I'll survive this, just as generations of bimbos who have come before me."

What can we say.  Gorgeous.  Genius!  We are rooting for your survival!


15.01.2024 16:33:46

Honey Beee
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Secville
15.01.2024 23:03:14
Honey Beee

I also would like to announce that I am not running for PB in this election, but I would like to do so in the future! <3 I would like to continue being Secville SM but those elections are later :) 

15.01.2024 23:03:14

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
16.01.2024 04:28:09
KatieBoutique

I’m up late…looking at this…and I’m just dumbfounded.

Slayto: “Katie, which state is ours?”
I don’t know.



16.01.2024 04:28:09

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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