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16.01.2024 12:55:45
Heydi

Pollyx wrote:
a question on-air for Katie, Slayto, Heydi, or other numerous investigative journalists and researchers in Ximboland: what is the best way to calculate the number of active forum-using members of each state? Would it involve time, research, something else? statistical guesses based on the population of each state? for a future project (unrelated to elections, though such stats are helpful there as well) I am in need of a good way to numerically "equalize" the states. e.g. how many "points" is an Athiestan worth to their state (with a large population) vs a citizen from a smaller state like Secville, where "active users" may need to be worth more to equalize numbers across something, like a contest...

what research would be required to find this information? as a fun & fashionable researcher and State Minister from the tiny state of Antitheocra, I'd like to ask for advice on this! <3 I do love numbers, tables, and charts, so time-consuming activities for the sake of data are no burden to me. thank you to all those on the air and let me know if there is a good way to achieve this so that in a hypothetical contest, multipliers could be created to somewhat bridge the gap between large and small states without reducing the number of participants/giving reasons for people not to join (such as I would worry about with a multiplier based on the # of participants).
The simplest option is if each Stateminister had some form of repeated roll call thread, maybe weekly or every fortnite. The day it is created or updated could be randomised to make sure each person is checking it in a genuine manner.
However an expert on the topic worth interviewing may be audrey_lynn due to the existence of the monthly recognitions thread


16.01.2024 12:55:45
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16.01.2024 22:44:07
KatieBoutique



16.01.2024 22:44:07
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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17.01.2024 16:16:48
SweetasNuts

Are you Ximbolands resident journalist?

17.01.2024 16:16:48



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17.01.2024 17:27:45
KatieBoutique

Yes.  Being a CEO has it's perks.  All Job Center Careers have their perks...but CEO is the Grand Slam.
A Citizen-Built Journalistic Empire - KSLAyyy - that will compete with the XBC.
Made possible by The Uniqueness of The Ximbolandian Democracy.



BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

From Boob Palace -

"Boob Palace are working on a news feed to allow us to have 2 ways to communicate ie via the traditional town square/forums and also via our own Ximboland breaking newsfeed that will be cascading like facebook/twitter."

and THIS HUGE NEWS:

"[Senators will be able] ...take part... [in this upcoming election]."
"Boob Palace/Sachem are working on this right now and soon (this week)
"as long as you have been a senator for 3 months you will see
"you can stand in feb election.
"So dont delay go ahead and post your manifestos."

Also...Candidate SweetasNuts has just revealed his 7 straight year Senatorship.
Our team has CONFIRMED this.
He's ELIGIBLE!

Note to team:
[top secret you tube video the secret to animating bimbos has been found?]


BREAKING! PXFC SCANDAL!  https://ximbo.land/forum/opinion-on-people-copying-looks/t6357?page=18#post_1034037

PXFC Scandal! Holy @#$% - The ButterfLice Singularity!

ButterfIy wrote:
Just wanted to bring this back. Still think copying looks is disgusting as hell, personally.
15.01.2024 14:17:46

Duly noted!
[These are exact copies.  The only thing changed is the skin color.]

Butterfly's PXFC Outfit


MuffyMinx's High Fashion Outfit:


AuntieLice's PXFC Outfit:

EdibleGoats' Profile (no category) Outfit:
Comment, ButterfLice?
Those are exact copies.  The only thing changed is the skin color.


17.01.2024 17:27:45
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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18.01.2024 22:53:15
AuntieLice

Just admit that you hate white women and go

BREAKING NEWS ALERT:
Katie Boutique has been nicked. From what we are hearing, she is not taking her time in Pompey very well. Allegedly, it's been hard on her from the moment they confiscated her wigs.

Will she find some friends in the slammer or will she become someone's prison bitch? Stay tuned as I am your new host while Katie is doing porridge.

18.01.2024 22:53:15
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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18.01.2024 23:00:48
KatieBoutique

Outfit theft during a PXFC contest is a crime whose punishment is banishment…for both your accounts.


18.01.2024 23:00:48
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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18.01.2024 23:46:39
AuntieLice

Exactly, which is why you got locked up, hon. Stealing is not nice. You thought I wouldn't notice you stealing my look?

 This is now my podcast.


18.01.2024 23:46:39
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
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19.01.2024 02:26:47
Dad

Security Guard Dad walks in

Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We've already barred you from the studio premises for disorderly conduct, Slayto almost vomited all over the prompter because of what you did! For goodness sakes, CHILDREN were watching!

Dad

19.01.2024 02:26:47
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

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Freethinkerland
19.01.2024 19:18:58
Muffy Mynxxx

I mean... I can't say I was surprised when I saw it. It's just another incredibly feeble attempt to gain attention; they've done this before so they're really showing off how uncreative and bored they are. Butt even resurrected a whole ass forum thread to point it out when he wasn't immediately getting attention... how embarrassing. Consider me wholly unbothered ❀
Thank you for keeping it real Katie  ♡ ♡ ♡

19.01.2024 19:18:58
 


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19.01.2024 19:24:54
Honey Beee

We love you Muffy dear <3 It’s always a pleasure seeing you around and your fantastic outfits x

19.01.2024 19:24:54

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