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19.01.2024 22:25:57
AuntieLice

Muffy Mynxxx wrote:
I mean... I can't say I was surprised when I saw it. It's just another incredibly feeble attempt to gain attention; they've done this before so they're really showing off how uncreative and bored they are. Butt even resurrected a whole ass forum thread to point it out when he wasn't immediately getting attention... how embarrassing. Consider me wholly unbothered ❀
Thank you for keeping it real Katie  ♡ ♡ ♡
Coming from Muffin Man who came out of a two year long hiding to talk about us and beg Chris to ban us. Take care, hon, it's scary out there.

 And you're calling us uncreative, but I would beg to differ, putting only 4 items on and still somehow managing to layer a bracelet randomly floating on top of the dress is definitely creative so show some respect.

19.01.2024 22:25:57
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20.01.2024 00:57:05
SilentlyScreaming

KatieBoutique ☆,
Please in no way take offense to this, but I absolutely adore your fuckery. Every post of yours gives me great amusement. I applaud you every step of the way, you are truly one of my favorite Ximbo personalities.

Also I throw no shade on either Butterfly ♡ or AuntieLice ☆ I enjoy all of your outfits  ♡☆♡☆♡


20.01.2024 00:57:05
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Agnostica
20.01.2024 07:58:14
reivalentine

Dear KatieBoutiqu, this is genius! ♥️

Thank you for this news forum. ♥️

I really think you'd make the forums very interesting with your CEO of news position. ♥️

Sure, there were some hiccups in some of your posts before but that's normal and good since your many practices makes perfection such as this. ♥️

Please do continue your ever pleasureful arts of writings with your delightful kinks (clever unusual ways of doing something.) ♥️

With many hearts, Rei.  ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

20.01.2024 07:58:14
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Reasonopia
21.01.2024 02:42:22
Iowa

someone copy me next

21.01.2024 02:42:22
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Atheista
21.01.2024 04:36:03
diet melon soda

omg this forum is such a great idea and so well done ty for this <33

21.01.2024 04:36:03

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21.01.2024 05:17:08
KatieBoutique

You’re not going to believe what we’ve stocked the soda machine in the newsroom break room with…

Diet Melon Soda



21.01.2024 05:17:08
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Atheista
21.01.2024 14:32:48
Ascelina

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it, but as of a day (or maybe more, not 100% sure) ago senators of 3 or more months have the option to run for Prime Ximbo. I know because when I checked yesterday it is available to me :)

21.01.2024 14:32:48
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Antitheocra
21.01.2024 19:42:43
ediblegoats

a little late to comment on this, but i want to chime in on the outfit theft - auntie, i think that it was a very creative idea. i was impressed, even if it took you an hour and you needed a little help with the layering! it’s okay, we can’t all be good at everything! xox

and as for consequences, i think you would deserve one if you had done a better job and followed my outfit more closely, i’m going to choose to believe that the whitewashing was a simple mistake! thank you for the love auntie! <3

21.01.2024 19:42:43
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21.01.2024 20:21:20
Ascelina

it's as Oscar Wilde said, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” <3

21.01.2024 20:21:20
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21.01.2024 20:28:24
KatieBoutique

Ascelina wrote:
… I know because when I checked yesterday it is available to me :)


Indeed, the feature is now live.  We did some digging, and found a surprising senatorial twist to it, however!
We will wait perhaps a week before we reveal what this twist is, because it may be fixed.  But if it isn’t, look out!  There could be a big surprise waiting for all of us on Election Day.

The Slayyycast Decision Desk is on it.  We will keep you up to speed as events evolve.

21.01.2024 20:28:24
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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