BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
There are 119 Senators.
That's up 20 in the last 24 hours.
There are 119 Senators.
That's up 20 in the last 24 hours.
The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
AuntieLice wrote:
I'm so sorry for breaking character, but I'm genuinely confused, why are you intentionally rude? Do you not get enough attention in your real life? Is it why you're so desperate for others' attention whether it's good or bad? You aren't even contributing to the argument, you're just being cruel to people for no damn reason, and this isn't even the first time I'm witnessing it. Seriously, what's your problem?
Gemima1984 wrote:This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy.This just in: you're diabetic and need to focus on that instead of roleplaying online. We hope this helps!
I'm so sorry for breaking character, but I'm genuinely confused, why are you intentionally rude? Do you not get enough attention in your real life? Is it why you're so desperate for others' attention whether it's good or bad? You aren't even contributing to the argument, you're just being cruel to people for no damn reason, and this isn't even the first time I'm witnessing it. Seriously, what's your problem?
Wow Katie! 20 new senators?! I'm guessing it's because of the craze! I used a grail artifact to get the most out of the craze, so I think it put me on the senator list for a few days. I'm curious to see if that number drops again in a few days from artifacts expiring :0
Omg you're probably right! I forgot about the craze!
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
Theodora Dee wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:Gemima1984 wrote:This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy.This just in: you're diabetic and need to focus on that instead of roleplaying online. We hope this helps!
I'm so sorry for breaking character, but I'm genuinely confused, why are you intentionally rude? Do you not get enough attention in your real life? Is it why you're so desperate for others' attention whether it's good or bad? You aren't even contributing to the argument, you're just being cruel to people for no damn reason, and this isn't even the first time I'm witnessing it. Seriously, what's your problem?
Oh no, was I rude to a loser who plays on an alt account and has written literal essays trying to get me banned for being pretty and skinny? I am so sorry, Mr.Theodore. You can go back to minding your own business now considering you don't even play the game lmao. More dieting, less yapping, please.
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic
abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who
speak out.” -Amber Heard
gemima since you seem to have so many media contacts could you put
me in touch with your people? the bxdcherri campaign is always open for
endorsements ;]
this is an official statement on behalf of the bxdcherri campaign. don't cherry pick, pick cherri!
Today's Slayyycast is brought to you by:
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Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
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Walk ins welcome!
World Premiere: Begins this Friday and continues through the election! Get ready to rumble!
...brought to you by...
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity? Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts. Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds. Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts. Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo
KSLA News Presents: Slayyy State News with Beee.
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Slayyy State News with Beee! Today, we are continuing interviews with our Prime Bimbo candidates. Please welcome the member and founder of the Bimbo Xonservative Party and Miss Bimbo’s personal massage therapist, Sweetasnuts!
Beee: Welcome to KSLA Sweetasnuts! We wish you success on your Prime Bimbo run. May the best candidate win. We appreciate that you have taken time to chat with us.
Sweetasnuts: Thanks very much. Yes, I am nervous - 2 months ago I would have said that I had no chance to win, and I was the least popular person in Ximboland. However, now I am starting to wonder if I have a small chance of success largely based on the fact that I can get things done. That's my advantage but whether that's enough to get the votes over long-term loyal bimbos such as Halo and Cherri, I really don't know. Let's see on the 1st, and whatever happens, I am glad to see 3 people running a fair and exciting race. It bodes well for the future, doesn't it?
Beee: It’s definitely exciting! I think a lot of people are looking forward to these elections and it has revitalised the political aspect of this republic. Let’s get right into it. What made you want to run as Prime Bimbo, and how long have you been thinking about running for the most prestigious position on this Internet Republic?
Sweetasnuts: To tell the truth I have fallen into it. I always assumed I would be a lowly masseur resigned to the life of massaging the most beautiful feet and body the world has ever known. However, before Christmas, Miss Bimbo let it be known to me that she was worried about the state of democracy in her beloved Ximboland and she felt I was the man to step in temporarily. At first, I was skeptical, but the more I thought about it the more I realized that I could deliver a program of change that would benefit Ximboland. My aim is to make an impact and then slink back off into the background once again and let our Ximbo-led democracy thrive.
Beee: If you were to win, what would be the first thing you would do as Prime Himbo and why?
Sweetasnuts: The first thing I will do is take my family out for a slap-up bimbo meal of chicken and chips. I wouldn't be in this position were it not for the love and support of my family. After that I will get to work and set about implementing my manifesto promises to take Ximboland back to its original core conservative values of great sex, boob/penis enlargement, liberty, and fashion.
Beee: It sounds like you already have a game plan, make note of this viewers! Considering the importance of balance in leadership, how would you manage the delicate art of juggling the diverse opinions and needs of forum members while maintaining a slayful atmosphere?
Sweetasnuts: If I win I will have been voted in to deliver a conservative manifesto. So deliver my conservative Ximbo manifesto I will deliver. I truly believe that the way to improve Bimboland is to move to the right and protect freedom of speech whilst also caring about all bimbos ie respecting our constitution. So if I were to win I would say 'bring on the diversity and differing opinions'. We won't agree or like everyone but we must tolerate them. That way Bimboland will thrive.
Beee: In your manifesto, you mention that you will allow alt accounts and create the “phenomenon of vote farming”. Will this feature be available this upcoming election? And how do you think this will affect elections in the future of the site?
Sweetasnuts: No not in this election. The old rules apply to this election. In the future in order to win then candidates will need the backing of lots of other bimbos, parties, groups and senators. Senators will have 10x votes each so in order to win then someone will need to be popular and active amongst senators. It won't be possible to just rock up and win on an off chance. It will be a true meritocracy. The same with vote farming - if its organized vote farming then the leader of the vote farm will win because they will have the backing of lots of votes that they or their friends and colleagues will have worked hard to get. Off-site relations and parties will form and we will end up with millions of votes per election as opposed to the hundreds we have now.
Beee: Welcome to KSLA Sweetasnuts! We wish you success on your Prime Bimbo run. May the best candidate win. We appreciate that you have taken time to chat with us.
Sweetasnuts: Thanks very much. Yes, I am nervous - 2 months ago I would have said that I had no chance to win, and I was the least popular person in Ximboland. However, now I am starting to wonder if I have a small chance of success largely based on the fact that I can get things done. That's my advantage but whether that's enough to get the votes over long-term loyal bimbos such as Halo and Cherri, I really don't know. Let's see on the 1st, and whatever happens, I am glad to see 3 people running a fair and exciting race. It bodes well for the future, doesn't it?
Beee: It’s definitely exciting! I think a lot of people are looking forward to these elections and it has revitalised the political aspect of this republic. Let’s get right into it. What made you want to run as Prime Bimbo, and how long have you been thinking about running for the most prestigious position on this Internet Republic?
Sweetasnuts: To tell the truth I have fallen into it. I always assumed I would be a lowly masseur resigned to the life of massaging the most beautiful feet and body the world has ever known. However, before Christmas, Miss Bimbo let it be known to me that she was worried about the state of democracy in her beloved Ximboland and she felt I was the man to step in temporarily. At first, I was skeptical, but the more I thought about it the more I realized that I could deliver a program of change that would benefit Ximboland. My aim is to make an impact and then slink back off into the background once again and let our Ximbo-led democracy thrive.
Beee: If you were to win, what would be the first thing you would do as Prime Himbo and why?
Sweetasnuts: The first thing I will do is take my family out for a slap-up bimbo meal of chicken and chips. I wouldn't be in this position were it not for the love and support of my family. After that I will get to work and set about implementing my manifesto promises to take Ximboland back to its original core conservative values of great sex, boob/penis enlargement, liberty, and fashion.
Beee: It sounds like you already have a game plan, make note of this viewers! Considering the importance of balance in leadership, how would you manage the delicate art of juggling the diverse opinions and needs of forum members while maintaining a slayful atmosphere?
Sweetasnuts: If I win I will have been voted in to deliver a conservative manifesto. So deliver my conservative Ximbo manifesto I will deliver. I truly believe that the way to improve Bimboland is to move to the right and protect freedom of speech whilst also caring about all bimbos ie respecting our constitution. So if I were to win I would say 'bring on the diversity and differing opinions'. We won't agree or like everyone but we must tolerate them. That way Bimboland will thrive.
Beee: In your manifesto, you mention that you will allow alt accounts and create the “phenomenon of vote farming”. Will this feature be available this upcoming election? And how do you think this will affect elections in the future of the site?
Sweetasnuts: No not in this election. The old rules apply to this election. In the future in order to win then candidates will need the backing of lots of other bimbos, parties, groups and senators. Senators will have 10x votes each so in order to win then someone will need to be popular and active amongst senators. It won't be possible to just rock up and win on an off chance. It will be a true meritocracy. The same with vote farming - if its organized vote farming then the leader of the vote farm will win because they will have the backing of lots of votes that they or their friends and colleagues will have worked hard to get. Off-site relations and parties will form and we will end up with millions of votes per election as opposed to the hundreds we have now.
Our job in Boob Palace is to make sure that every vote is done manually and so no matter how many votes someone gets you all know it was tough and hard work to get them ie they couldn't cheat with a bot or 'easy' option. Every vote gained was hard work and manually entered by someone. Of course, there will always be those bimbi whom will say 'impossible - they cheated and used bots' We can't do anything about that other than keep refuting it and keep putting in software that means only manual humans can enter the vote. Ultimately at some point we may even have to link a real-life human passport to each ximbo account to further protect our fragile but wonderful Bimbo internet democracy.
Beee: Fascinating answer! At KSLA we have heard that there have been rumors that Miss Bimbo enjoys daily foot massages. Can you comment on this?
Sweetasnuts: Yes, she loves me massaging her feet daily. She has bunions from all the high heels and crystal slippers she wears so she likes nothing more than a soft water bath foot massage at the end of a long day in Boob Palace.
Beee: We are all dying to know, what do you think about the word “slay”?
Sweetasnuts: I love it but I don't understand the context as yet. Can you share with me the rich history of this terminology please?
Beee: “Slay” is something you say when someone does something incredible: that can be an amazing outfit, a fantastic forum post, or an out-of-this-world response. Anything can slay as long as it is awesome. With that being said, is there anything else you would like to share with us?
Sweetasnuts: I would like to say thanks to Halo and Cherri for running and I would like to say thanks to you for your support and questions today. Keep Slayyyyying
That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee! Thanks, Sweetasnuts, for coming out and chatting with us about your candidacy! Check out Sweetasnuts’ manifesto here for more details on his run. Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA.
Beee: Fascinating answer! At KSLA we have heard that there have been rumors that Miss Bimbo enjoys daily foot massages. Can you comment on this?
Sweetasnuts: Yes, she loves me massaging her feet daily. She has bunions from all the high heels and crystal slippers she wears so she likes nothing more than a soft water bath foot massage at the end of a long day in Boob Palace.
Beee: We are all dying to know, what do you think about the word “slay”?
Sweetasnuts: I love it but I don't understand the context as yet. Can you share with me the rich history of this terminology please?
Beee: “Slay” is something you say when someone does something incredible: that can be an amazing outfit, a fantastic forum post, or an out-of-this-world response. Anything can slay as long as it is awesome. With that being said, is there anything else you would like to share with us?
Sweetasnuts: I would like to say thanks to Halo and Cherri for running and I would like to say thanks to you for your support and questions today. Keep Slayyyyying
That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee! Thanks, Sweetasnuts, for coming out and chatting with us about your candidacy! Check out Sweetasnuts’ manifesto here for more details on his run. Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA.
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Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 258
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Citizen - lvl 54
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 257
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 222
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Sexiest this week:
Sandi Lut
- 14037 points
State Minister - lvl 288
AnastazjaNadia
- 9049 points
Citizen - lvl 264
lillyfee
- 6779 points
Citizen - lvl 180
Anthalaya
- 6749 points
Citizen - lvl 276
tibby
- 6607 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
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Most reputable this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 10665 points
Senator - lvl 292
Isolde
- 10252 points
Senator - lvl 173
tibby
- 6188 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
Susan Slutzky
- 5624 points
Senator - lvl 257
lavender honey
- 3241 points
Citizen - lvl 47
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Best fighters this week:
tibby
- 385 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
Spiffyfunpants
- 133 points
Senator - lvl 292
BaddieMaddie
- 119 points
Citizen - lvl 250
kimjongin
- 95 points
State Minister - lvl 251
Crocheting Bimbo
- 90 points
Senator - lvl 117
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Best debaters this week:
tibby
- 170 points
Minister of Entertainment - lvl 306
califlower
- 67 points
Senator - lvl 29
q9001
- 57 points
Citizen - lvl 39
AltAcc
- 41 points
Legal Alien - lvl 27
Kyele
- 26 points
Citizen - lvl 183
