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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
24.01.2024 14:54:59
KatieBoutique

BREAKING NEWS ALERT!

There are 119 Senators.
That's up 20 in the last 24 hours.


24.01.2024 14:54:59

Theodora Dee
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24.01.2024 15:52:42
Theodora Dee

AuntieLice wrote:
Gemima1984 wrote:
This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy.
This just in: you're diabetic and need to focus on that instead of roleplaying online. We hope this helps!

I'm so sorry for breaking character, but I'm genuinely confused, why are you intentionally rude? Do you not get enough attention in your real life? Is it why you're so desperate for others' attention whether it's good or bad? You aren't even contributing to the argument, you're just being cruel to people for no damn reason, and this isn't even the first time I'm witnessing it. Seriously, what's your problem?



24.01.2024 15:52:42

princesspixie
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24.01.2024 16:07:44
princesspixie

Wow Katie! 20 new senators?! I'm guessing it's because of the craze! I used a grail artifact to get the most out of the craze, so I think it put me on the senator list for a few days. I'm curious to see if that number drops again in a few days from artifacts expiring :0

24.01.2024 16:07:44

KatieBoutique
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24.01.2024 16:10:22
KatieBoutique

Omg you're probably right!  I forgot about the craze! 

24.01.2024 16:10:22

AuntieLice
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24.01.2024 16:23:32
AuntieLice

Theodora Dee wrote:
AuntieLice wrote:
Gemima1984 wrote:
This just in, the Ximboland Independent Media Ratings Agency has informed the KSLA producer that there has been a sudden decline in the show ratings. When polled, the audience reported that they had been previously enjoying the political coverage of the Prime Ximbo elections by the slaycast but the introduction of content more suited to other channels has since sullied the once light hearted but informative show. Viewers report that the latest content is "less fun" than previous segments and is "killing the vibe". Perhaps the new guests would be better suited to other programmes and avenues of media so that viewers can continue to enjoy the KSLA they have grown to enjoy.
This just in: you're diabetic and need to focus on that instead of roleplaying online. We hope this helps!

I'm so sorry for breaking character, but I'm genuinely confused, why are you intentionally rude? Do you not get enough attention in your real life? Is it why you're so desperate for others' attention whether it's good or bad? You aren't even contributing to the argument, you're just being cruel to people for no damn reason, and this isn't even the first time I'm witnessing it. Seriously, what's your problem?
Oh no, was I rude to a loser who plays on an alt account and has written literal essays trying to get me banned for being pretty and skinny? I am so sorry, Mr.Theodore. You can go back to minding your own business now considering you don't even play the game lmao. More dieting, less yapping, please.

24.01.2024 16:23:32
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Iowa
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Reasonopia
24.01.2024 17:20:39
Iowa

gemima since you seem to have so many media contacts could you put me in touch with your people? the bxdcherri campaign is always open for endorsements ;]

this is an official statement on behalf of the bxdcherri campaign. don't cherry pick, pick cherri!

24.01.2024 17:20:39
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KatieBoutique
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24.01.2024 18:28:10
KatieBoutique

Today's Slayyycast is brought to you by:

The New Diet Melon Soda:



24.01.2024 18:28:10

Gemima1984
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24.01.2024 18:29:57
Gemima1984

Hi Iowa! I will put you in touch with our commercial sponsorship department! Stay light!

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24.01.2024 18:29:57
KatieBoutique
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24.01.2024 19:34:20
KatieBoutique

World Premiere: Begins this Friday and continues through the election!  Get ready to rumble!

...brought to you by...

24.01.2024 19:34:20

Honey Beee
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24.01.2024 19:48:41
Honey Beee

KSLA News Presents: Slayyy State News with Beee
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Slayyy State News with Beee! Today, we are continuing interviews with our Prime Bimbo candidates. Please welcome the member and founder of the Bimbo Xonservative Party and Miss Bimbo’s personal massage therapist, Sweetasnuts!

Beee: Welcome to KSLA Sweetasnuts! We wish you success on your Prime Bimbo run. May the best candidate win. We appreciate that you have taken time to chat with us.
Sweetasnuts: Thanks very much. Yes, I am nervous - 2 months ago I would have said that I had no chance to win, and I was the least popular person in Ximboland. However, now I am starting to wonder if I have a small chance of success largely based on the fact that I can get things done. That's my advantage but whether that's enough to get the votes over long-term loyal bimbos such as Halo and Cherri, I really don't know. Let's see on the 1st, and whatever happens, I am glad to see 3 people running a fair and exciting race. It bodes well for the future, doesn't it?

Beee: It’s definitely exciting! I think a lot of people are looking forward to these elections and it has revitalised the political aspect of this republic. Let’s get right into it. What made you want to run as Prime Bimbo, and how long have you been thinking about running for the most prestigious position on this Internet Republic?
Sweetasnuts: To tell the truth I have fallen into it. I always assumed I would be a lowly masseur resigned to the life of massaging the most beautiful feet and body the world has ever known. However, before Christmas, Miss Bimbo let it be known to me that she was worried about the state of democracy in her beloved Ximboland and she felt I was the man to step in temporarily. At first, I was skeptical, but the more I thought about it the more I realized that I could deliver a program of change that would benefit Ximboland. My aim is to make an impact and then slink back off into the background once again and let our Ximbo-led democracy thrive.

Beee: If you were to win, what would be the first thing you would do as Prime Himbo and why?
Sweetasnuts: The first thing I will do is take my family out for a slap-up bimbo meal of chicken and chips. I wouldn't be in this position were it not for the love and support of my family. After that I will get to work and set about implementing my manifesto promises to take Ximboland back to its original core conservative values of great sex, boob/penis enlargement, liberty, and fashion.

Beee: It sounds like you already have a game plan, make note of this viewers! Considering the importance of balance in leadership, how would you manage the delicate art of juggling the diverse opinions and needs of forum members while maintaining a slayful atmosphere?
Sweetasnuts: If I win I will have been voted in to deliver a conservative manifesto. So deliver my conservative Ximbo manifesto I will deliver. I truly believe that the way to improve Bimboland is to move to the right and protect freedom of speech whilst also caring about all bimbos ie respecting our constitution. So if I were to win I would say 'bring on the diversity and differing opinions'. We won't agree or like everyone but we must tolerate them. That way Bimboland will thrive.

Beee: In your manifesto, you mention that you will allow alt accounts and create the “phenomenon of vote farming”. Will this feature be available this upcoming election? And how do you think this will affect elections in the future of the site?
Sweetasnuts: No not in this election. The old rules apply to this election. In the future in order to win then candidates will need the backing of lots of other bimbos, parties, groups and senators. Senators will have 10x votes each so in order to win then someone will need to be popular and active amongst senators. It won't be possible to just rock up and win on an off chance. It will be a true meritocracy. The same with vote farming - if its organized vote farming then the leader of the vote farm will win because they will have the backing of lots of votes that they or their friends and colleagues will have worked hard to get. Off-site relations and parties will form and we will end up with millions of votes per election as opposed to the hundreds we have now. 
Our job in Boob Palace is to make sure that every vote is done manually and so no matter how many votes someone gets you all know it was tough and hard work to get them ie they couldn't cheat with a bot or 'easy' option. Every vote gained was hard work and manually entered by someone. Of course, there will always be those bimbi whom will say 'impossible - they cheated and used bots' We can't do anything about that other than keep refuting it and keep putting in software that means only manual humans can enter the vote. Ultimately at some point we may even have to link a real-life human passport to each ximbo account to further protect our fragile but wonderful Bimbo internet democracy.

Beee: Fascinating answer! At KSLA we have heard that there have been rumors that Miss Bimbo enjoys daily foot massages. Can you comment on this?
Sweetasnuts: Yes, she loves me massaging her feet daily. She has bunions from all the high heels and crystal slippers she wears so she likes nothing more than a soft water bath foot massage at the end of a long day in Boob Palace.

Beee: We are all dying to know, what do you think about the word “slay”?
Sweetasnuts: I love it but I don't understand the context as yet. Can you share with me the rich history of this terminology please?

Beee: “Slay” is something you say when someone does something incredible: that can be an amazing outfit, a fantastic forum post, or an out-of-this-world response. Anything can slay as long as it is awesome. With that being said, is there anything else you would like to share with us?
Sweetasnuts: I would like to say thanks to Halo and Cherri for running and I would like to say thanks to you for your support and questions today. Keep Slayyyyying

That’s all from us here at Slayyy State News with Beee! Thanks, Sweetasnuts, for coming out and chatting with us about your candidacy! Check out Sweetasnuts’ manifesto here for more details on his run. Look out for any other Statewide happenings here at KSLA.

24.01.2024 19:48:41

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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