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New!  The Slayyycast Spotlight!  Ximboland Content Creator of The Month - February 2024

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brought to you by…Heydi’s Hotlights…of course!
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...and BimBurger!


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What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
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The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
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13.02.2024 16:28:38
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The Valentine's Voyage[R] Shop Event is brought to you by:



Free Milkshake with every order during the Sale!

Contact CEO and "Politician" Gemima for info about starting a franchise on your island!

13.02.2024 16:28:38
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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14.02.2024 17:36:37
Honey Beee

This is a public announcement. Bimburger and Gemima1984 are currently under investigation. Please be wary of what Bimburger stands for and about absolutely everything that Gemima1984 says. More news about this will be coming soon. 

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14.02.2024 18:33:10
KatieBoutique

Statement from the Xegal Office of Katie Boutique, Esq:

"I will represent any Ximbo in any Ximboland Court, Chamber, or 
regardless of their stature, standing, popularity, or evidence of malfeasance
as either a prosecutor...
or defense attorney,..

or both at the same time.
So help me Xod."

Brought to you by Bimburger[TM]



14.02.2024 18:33:10
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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15.02.2024 00:01:54
Gemima1984

Wonderful news everybody, I have just accepted an exciting new role as a TV News Host and as such will be running the investigative piece into the BimBurger establishment and where they source their delicious, fresh and ethically sourced BimBeef!


Good evening everybody, I'm Gemima, the host of tonight's segment on Ximboland's favourite fast food establishment, BimBurger! We're reporting to you live in the studio and can confirm that the CEO of BimBurger, *cough* Gemima *cough* will be represented by KSLA's in house xegal representative team, should any charges be raised against them.



We heard a number of reports raised by Ximbo citizens such as "Wow this BimBurger is the tastiest thing I've ever had!" and "Gosh, there is no way BimBurger could have found BimBeef this gosh darn delicious right here in Ximboland!". We saw fit as experienced and seasoned journalists to get to the bottom of this mystery!

I attended a local Ximboland farm where BimBurger is known to source some of the BimBovine produce which goes into their juicy, mouth watering burger patties and we were delighted to encounter some of the livestock first hand.



As you can see here, this is a classic, standard issue, completely normal Cow (TM) and there are absolutely no concerns with regards to its welfare or why it's just so damn tasty. Not only this, but the recent rumours that you get a free, refreshing and scrumptious milkshake with every order are 100% verified as completely true!

BimBurger: Absolutely serving!

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Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


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15.02.2024 02:02:26
Katrynah

We here at the Hucow Union have begun filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Hucows against Bimburger’s CEO on the counts of Hucow abuse, violation of Hucow rights, and gross criminal neglect of worker safety. Proudly funded by our nonprofit-for-profit sister organization, Hucows for Humanity™, we seek legal recompense and monetary compensation to Hucows impacted by unethical and dangerous business practices. If you, a Hucow, or any loved Hucows you know have been negatively impacted by Bimburger, please contact union representative Katrynah Kow.



Sponsored by Hucows for Humanity. Interested in joining our union? Take a pin! (Dues are to be paid by the 15th of every month.)  


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Oh man, I love this topic haha, so fun and creative xx

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These ! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ 

These are excellent role-plays as well as how XL's history and story line should be.  ♥️

Fun for all as well as turning the boring empty lore in XL into a juicy tales and more!♥️

Thank you to all of you here for making all these wonderful stories that are excellent to read ! ♥️






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