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KatieBoutique
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Atheista
09.02.2024 22:33:42
KatieBoutique

New!  The Slayyycast Spotlight!  Ximboland Content Creator of The Month - February 2024

Heydi’s Hotlights on Tumblr

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brought to you by…Heydi’s Hotlights…of course!
09.02.2024 22:33:42

...and BimBurger!


09.02.2024 22:33:42

TokiKonoe
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Freethinkerland
KatieBoutique
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Atheista
13.02.2024 16:28:38
KatieBoutique

The Valentine's Voyage[R] Shop Event is brought to you by:



Free Milkshake with every order during the Sale!

Contact CEO and "Politician" Gemima for info about starting a franchise on your island!

13.02.2024 16:28:38

Honey Beee
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Secville
14.02.2024 17:36:37
Honey Beee

This is a public announcement. Bimburger and Gemima1984 are currently under investigation. Please be wary of what Bimburger stands for and about absolutely everything that Gemima1984 says. More news about this will be coming soon. 

14.02.2024 17:36:37

KatieBoutique
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Atheista
14.02.2024 18:33:10
KatieBoutique

Statement from the Xegal Office of Katie Boutique, Esq:

"I will represent any Ximbo in any Ximboland Court, Chamber, or 
regardless of their stature, standing, popularity, or evidence of malfeasance
as either a prosecutor...
or defense attorney,..

or both at the same time.
So help me Xod."

Brought to you by Bimburger[TM]



14.02.2024 18:33:10

Gemima1984
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Atheista
15.02.2024 00:01:54
Gemima1984

Wonderful news everybody, I have just accepted an exciting new role as a TV News Host and as such will be running the investigative piece into the BimBurger establishment and where they source their delicious, fresh and ethically sourced BimBeef!


Good evening everybody, I'm Gemima, the host of tonight's segment on Ximboland's favourite fast food establishment, BimBurger! We're reporting to you live in the studio and can confirm that the CEO of BimBurger, *cough* Gemima *cough* will be represented by KSLA's in house xegal representative team, should any charges be raised against them.



We heard a number of reports raised by Ximbo citizens such as "Wow this BimBurger is the tastiest thing I've ever had!" and "Gosh, there is no way BimBurger could have found BimBeef this gosh darn delicious right here in Ximboland!". We saw fit as experienced and seasoned journalists to get to the bottom of this mystery!

I attended a local Ximboland farm where BimBurger is known to source some of the BimBovine produce which goes into their juicy, mouth watering burger patties and we were delighted to encounter some of the livestock first hand.



As you can see here, this is a classic, standard issue, completely normal Cow (TM) and there are absolutely no concerns with regards to its welfare or why it's just so damn tasty. Not only this, but the recent rumours that you get a free, refreshing and scrumptious milkshake with every order are 100% verified as completely true!

BimBurger: Absolutely serving!

15.02.2024 00:01:54
KatieBoutique
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15.02.2024 00:51:38
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15.02.2024 00:51:38

Katrynah
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Antitheocra
15.02.2024 02:02:26
Katrynah

We here at the Hucow Union have begun filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all Hucows against Bimburger’s CEO on the counts of Hucow abuse, violation of Hucow rights, and gross criminal neglect of worker safety. Proudly funded by our nonprofit-for-profit sister organization, Hucows for Humanity™, we seek legal recompense and monetary compensation to Hucows impacted by unethical and dangerous business practices. If you, a Hucow, or any loved Hucows you know have been negatively impacted by Bimburger, please contact union representative Katrynah Kow.



Sponsored by Hucows for Humanity. Interested in joining our union? Take a pin! (Dues are to be paid by the 15th of every month.)  


15.02.2024 02:02:26
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  CONGRATULATIONS TO ANTITHEOCRA, STATE WARS 2024 WINNERS!

  
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Agnostica
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Oh man, I love this topic haha, so fun and creative xx

15.02.2024 08:30:50

reivalentine
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Agnostica
15.02.2024 10:01:28
reivalentine

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These are excellent role-plays as well as how XL's history and story line should be.  ♥️

Fun for all as well as turning the boring empty lore in XL into a juicy tales and more!♥️

Thank you to all of you here for making all these wonderful stories that are excellent to read ! ♥️






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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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