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Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
31.01.2024 23:27:00
Gemima1984

I am losing my god damn mind right now, the toes are tucked away



31.01.2024 23:27:00
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74703
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
31.01.2024 23:36:41
bxdcherri

Scrubs up well for the election!

31.01.2024 23:36:41

Dad
Dad
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 85652
Reputation: 34997
Posts: 244
Atheista
31.01.2024 23:49:31
Dad

Great improvement, Mr. AsNuts! I am excited for your next milestone of wearing socks!

31.01.2024 23:49:31
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

reivalentine
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 369881
Reputation: 156254
Posts: 1020
Agnostica
31.01.2024 23:53:26
reivalentine




She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie, yeah

Well, swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball, I'll swing all night, yeah

Yeah, yeah
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her

So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater
I scream, you scream, we all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie

Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah
She's my cherry pie

Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie, yeah
Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar

Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream, we all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide

Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie, yeah, pie, yeah
Yeah (swing it!)
All night long

(Swing it!)
Like a trained professional
Swingin the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard, we forgot to lock the door

In walks her daddy standin' 6 foot 4
He said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more"
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide

Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet cherry pie, yeah, huh
Swing it! ♥️











  


31.01.2024 23:53:26
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
01.02.2024 00:10:09
KatieBoutique

What!?  OMG!!

01.02.2024 00:10:09

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32293
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
01.02.2024 03:15:38
Iowa

BREAKING: OFFICIAL EXIT POLL FOR THE FEBRUARY 2024 PRIME XIMBO ELECTION!

click here to provide the republic with helpful data!


01.02.2024 03:15:38
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
01.02.2024 18:01:51
KatieBoutique



Katie: "There is only one outfit fight, and two debates!"
Slayto: "Everyone is on edge.  They have no idea what's ahead."
Katie: "I guess that's the smart move...keep your "powder dry"...so to speak."
Slayto: "Stay out of that alley, Katie.  The Police are still investigating."
Katie: "What's there to investigate?  The rain has long ago 'washed the memories from the sidewalk."
Slayto: "Not everything.  They found graffiti on the walls."



UPDATE: Duels Battle Royal shaping up for February Cups Showdown?



01.02.2024 18:01:51

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
02.02.2024 08:55:34
Heydi

The results are finally in as of roughly an hour ago!
BXDCherri has won the PB election with 265 votes

as she appears to be offline we will need to wait for her comment.
Amazing effort from all candidates who all had strong manifesto, I hope to see you all run again some other time! 



02.02.2024 08:55:34
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1943703
Reputation: 71998
Posts: 1288
Reasonopia
02.02.2024 09:40:41
PlushKlavier

YAY CHERRI!!

02.02.2024 09:40:41

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
02.02.2024 12:07:16
Honey Beee

Congratulations to Cherri! I am sure you will do a great job!  To Blecky, you were a great PB! Take some rest, we hope to see you back on the site revitalized :)

02.02.2024 12:07:16

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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