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ladabunni
Level 72
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 291202
Reputation: 75513
Posts: 436
Atheista
04.09.2024 18:24:52
ladabunni

I heard Knockaround is quite well equipped if you catch my drift 

04.09.2024 18:24:52
 
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12707
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
04.09.2024 18:27:30
Slayyyocrates

Paging Ween Dinchester!
@Dean Winchester

W
e need more Himbos in here!
oh wait…

never mind.

Slayyyocrates the Bouncer

04.09.2024 18:27:30
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

cannabisbimbo
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1365915
Reputation: 83535
Posts: 237
Freethinkerland
04.09.2024 19:33:51
cannabisbimbo

TK will do in a pinch, but everyone knows the ultimate himbo is Thor, son of Odin, god of Thunder. god of this puss! It's decided, movie night at Daphnee's place! Idk guys, Merv is just still learning the ins and outs and what-have-you's of this savvy up and coming social media site. Not sure he read the T's and C's and X,Y, Z's regarding comments, and tbh that was very himbo of him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

04.09.2024 19:33:51
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67654
Reputation: 52611
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
04.09.2024 19:54:49
Daphnee_Mino

girls night in at our bimbohouse




04.09.2024 19:54:49
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12707
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
04.09.2024 20:52:51
Slayyyocrates

cannabisbimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
TK will do in a pinch, but everyone knows the ultimate himbo is Thor, son of Odin, god of Thunder. god of this puss! It's decided, movie night at Daphnee's place! Idk guys, Merv is just still learning the ins and outs and what-have-you's of this...
That post deserves a SOC Award.

04.09.2024 20:52:51
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201343
Reputation: 42645
Posts: 1911
Atheista
04.09.2024 21:10:28
Bimbo Pimp

Indeed it does O.o I understood the Thor puss owner and a movie at Daphne's place. :3 I wanna join! 

04.09.2024 21:10:28
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
Merv DePerv
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19246
Reputation: 12881
Posts: 28
Antitheocra
04.09.2024 22:12:13
Merv DePerv

I'm out! 24 hours of community service.
@Cannibis: Sorry for getting arrested during our wedding week!
To make it up to you, I bought you that gold plated butt plug! Anything you want... Just name it!!!
Thor? Anything for the princess!

IT'S PARTY TIME!

04.09.2024 22:12:13

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201343
Reputation: 42645
Posts: 1911
Atheista
04.09.2024 22:18:15
Bimbo Pimp

Uncle Merv, I left the gift under table 7! 

04.09.2024 22:18:15
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
cannabisbimbo
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1365915
Reputation: 83535
Posts: 237
Freethinkerland
04.09.2024 23:43:32
cannabisbimbo

I’m glad you’re free and so is your credit card, but there’s gotta be something in the T’s and C’s about calling out your wife’s gold plated butt plug? Downvote was from me. 

04.09.2024 23:43:32
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128057
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
05.09.2024 04:50:56
halobear8

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
girls night in at our bimbohouse
This reminds me of MyScene! Now I have to marathon those movies. I watched Masquerade with my sister growing up + quite enjoyed the dogs + cats mixed with Their Humans. Much like I adore 101 Dalmatians + the intro scene with people + their dogs that look just like them. 

05.09.2024 04:50:56
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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