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02.09.2024 20:02:04
craigslist-stripper

conclusive evidence that the echo is coming from pimples empty skull! you can move the goalpost from “show me where i said that i want children to be abused” to “quote where i am pimp-slapping one” but that doesn’t change the fact that you defended beating kids as a funny joke and continue use it like some kind of deranged sociopathic clapback against me

man you just love digging yourself deeper into your idiot hole and buddy do i love to watch

02.09.2024 20:02:04

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02.09.2024 20:08:35
Bimbo Pimp

Daph, sorry but this is some funny shit! 

Lmao I just read that brilliant clapback of mine on that thread. If I say that I think you were dropped on your head as a child, that doesn't mean I am advocating for parents to drop their kids on their heads. It means I think you Incest-Sheeple are retarded! XD You are soooo reaching for something to use against me but in the end you can't because I am a God bitch with a wonderful set of parent btw. 

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02.09.2024 20:29:34
craigslist-stripper

ok so if i was molested as a child it would be a brilliant clapback to say “raping wouldn't do much for you since I'm sure your parents did plenty of that”? because that’s way more of an equivalent comparison here than “i think you got dropped on your head”

rationalize child abuse as a funny joke all you want but i just don’t see it bro and i never will

02.09.2024 20:29:34

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02.09.2024 20:40:30
Bimbo Pimp

Incest- Sheeple get over yourself. The joke was good and if it hurts your feelings. I don't care, I'm not here to be your psychologist. You have no sense of humor, all you want to be is a victim of this and that. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING can be made fun of. If my humor isn't to your liking go sit on a dick and rotate because it is not my problem. 

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02.09.2024 21:27:13
miserywhxre

i don’t really know what’s going on but calling yourself a god is wild 

02.09.2024 21:27:13

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02.09.2024 21:30:27
craigslist-stripper

i never said it hurt my feelings, once again you are putting words in my mouth. i was just calling out your hypocrisy since apparently you think “kys” is abhorrent to say but beating kids is funny. you asked me to show you where you advocated for child abuse and i did. 

but rather than acknowledging that you said something which you would lampoon others for, you just had to dig yourself deeper in the idiot hole and insinuate jokes about raping kids can be funny of too! im still waiting for an example of me sexualizing kids but im confident i have never said anything as vile as these bombshells you just dropped. methinks it would be a good time for you to shut up, your deranged replies are starting to skirt the line from “amusing train wreck” into “criminally disgusting” territory

02.09.2024 21:30:27

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02.09.2024 21:31:42
Bimbo Pimp

That's all you got out of this? lmao XD Better than calling myself a victim don't ya think? <3


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02.09.2024 21:35:23
miserywhxre

honestly no .. calling yourself a god IS wild 

02.09.2024 21:35:23

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02.09.2024 21:41:42
Bimbo Pimp

@ Misery well it is better than calling myself a victim don't ya think? <3

Incest-sheeple Telling people to kill yourself is a good thing for you, huh well okay I'm fine with that. I didn't advocate for anything and nothing you say will change that fact. I made a joke and you didn't like it so what? Digging myself deeper into what? I am above ground darling and will be until the day that I meet my pal Death and shake his hand when I'm in my 90's one day.  Stop trying to control what can't be controlled. I do as I want and say what I want. I make jokes and clown on the clowns whenever I feel like it.  What bombshell? You dramatic hoe, stop acting like everything is about to end you. Get help.

02.09.2024 21:41:42
   
                                                              
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02.09.2024 21:46:30
craigslist-stripper

more words in my mouth, like fuck dude are you debating me or yourself? i never said “kys” was good or bad, i literally just pointed out that you seem pretty hypocritical for decrying it after joking multiple times about my parents beating me as a kid.

but it’s okay that you can’t see the idiot hole! everyone else does, i assure you. your word salad is getting increasingly frantic so ill leave you do your digging but im done replying now. i have some persona 4 to play

02.09.2024 21:46:30

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