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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
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Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.09.2024 20:02:04
craigslist-stripper

conclusive evidence that the echo is coming from pimples empty skull! you can move the goalpost from “show me where i said that i want children to be abused” to “quote where i am pimp-slapping one” but that doesn’t change the fact that you defended beating kids as a funny joke and continue use it like some kind of deranged sociopathic clapback against me

man you just love digging yourself deeper into your idiot hole and buddy do i love to watch

02.09.2024 20:02:04

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
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Posts: 1910
Atheista
02.09.2024 20:08:35
Bimbo Pimp

Daph, sorry but this is some funny shit! 

Lmao I just read that brilliant clapback of mine on that thread. If I say that I think you were dropped on your head as a child, that doesn't mean I am advocating for parents to drop their kids on their heads. It means I think you Incest-Sheeple are retarded! XD You are soooo reaching for something to use against me but in the end you can't because I am a God bitch with a wonderful set of parent btw. 

02.09.2024 20:08:35
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
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Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.09.2024 20:29:34
craigslist-stripper

ok so if i was molested as a child it would be a brilliant clapback to say “raping wouldn't do much for you since I'm sure your parents did plenty of that”? because that’s way more of an equivalent comparison here than “i think you got dropped on your head”

rationalize child abuse as a funny joke all you want but i just don’t see it bro and i never will

02.09.2024 20:29:34

Bimbo Pimp
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Status: Senator
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Posts: 1910
Atheista
02.09.2024 20:40:30
Bimbo Pimp

Incest- Sheeple get over yourself. The joke was good and if it hurts your feelings. I don't care, I'm not here to be your psychologist. You have no sense of humor, all you want to be is a victim of this and that. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING can be made fun of. If my humor isn't to your liking go sit on a dick and rotate because it is not my problem. 

02.09.2024 20:40:30
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miserywhxre
Level 28
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Atheista
02.09.2024 21:27:13
miserywhxre

i don’t really know what’s going on but calling yourself a god is wild 

02.09.2024 21:27:13

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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348925
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.09.2024 21:30:27
craigslist-stripper

i never said it hurt my feelings, once again you are putting words in my mouth. i was just calling out your hypocrisy since apparently you think “kys” is abhorrent to say but beating kids is funny. you asked me to show you where you advocated for child abuse and i did. 

but rather than acknowledging that you said something which you would lampoon others for, you just had to dig yourself deeper in the idiot hole and insinuate jokes about raping kids can be funny of too! im still waiting for an example of me sexualizing kids but im confident i have never said anything as vile as these bombshells you just dropped. methinks it would be a good time for you to shut up, your deranged replies are starting to skirt the line from “amusing train wreck” into “criminally disgusting” territory

02.09.2024 21:30:27

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201343
Reputation: 42638
Posts: 1910
Atheista
02.09.2024 21:31:42
Bimbo Pimp

That's all you got out of this? lmao XD Better than calling myself a victim don't ya think? <3


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miserywhxre
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16934
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Posts: 172
Atheista
02.09.2024 21:35:23
miserywhxre

honestly no .. calling yourself a god IS wild 

02.09.2024 21:35:23

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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201343
Reputation: 42638
Posts: 1910
Atheista
02.09.2024 21:41:42
Bimbo Pimp

@ Misery well it is better than calling myself a victim don't ya think? <3

Incest-sheeple Telling people to kill yourself is a good thing for you, huh well okay I'm fine with that. I didn't advocate for anything and nothing you say will change that fact. I made a joke and you didn't like it so what? Digging myself deeper into what? I am above ground darling and will be until the day that I meet my pal Death and shake his hand when I'm in my 90's one day.  Stop trying to control what can't be controlled. I do as I want and say what I want. I make jokes and clown on the clowns whenever I feel like it.  What bombshell? You dramatic hoe, stop acting like everything is about to end you. Get help.

02.09.2024 21:41:42
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craigslist-stripper
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Posts: 2083
Agnostica
02.09.2024 21:46:30
craigslist-stripper

more words in my mouth, like fuck dude are you debating me or yourself? i never said “kys” was good or bad, i literally just pointed out that you seem pretty hypocritical for decrying it after joking multiple times about my parents beating me as a kid.

but it’s okay that you can’t see the idiot hole! everyone else does, i assure you. your word salad is getting increasingly frantic so ill leave you do your digging but im done replying now. i have some persona 4 to play

02.09.2024 21:46:30

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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